"You are brain-sick, and your whole family is brain-sick!"
Xiaodong has a black line on his head! If Xiao Han hadn't just stepped on his feet, which were numb, he would have wanted to stamp the sole of his shoe on the butler's face!
As the housekeeper entered Xue's house, there was no difference between Xiao Han and his own house!
He really wanted to fly to Xue Pan right now, but in the end he resisted this idea and went to say hello to the old lady first.
The old lady who was worshiping Buddha in the Buddhist hall was naturally happy when she saw Xiao Han coming.
After so many things happened, Xiao Han was completely accepted by her as her son-in-law, and now she is becoming more and more satisfied with him.
He pulled Xiao Han to talk a few words about home affairs, but Xiao Han looked restless and failed to answer the right answer several times, which made the old lady smile secretly in her heart.
"Okay, go and see Pan'er, she's been missing you so much these days!"
"okay!"
Good guy, Xiao Han answered the other questions fluently, but as soon as the old lady said this, he answered it immediately!
After leaving the old lady's door, Xiao Han went directly through the house and entered the house. He ran all the way to the back garden, and then went in towards Xue Pan's embroidery building.
Xue Shou, who had just received the news and came in a hurry, didn't even see Xiao Han's shadow. He only heard bursts of laughter coming from the embroidery building! He was so angry that his teeth started to itch downstairs, so he almost rolled up his sleeves and went upstairs to throw the kid out of the window!
Happy time always flies by, especially for men and women who are passionately in love. It feels like the sky outside has turned dark before they have even said a few words.
"Xiao Han?"
"What's wrong?"
"You go out for a while."
"Why?"
"...You should go out first anyway!"
They were having a good chat just now, but unexpectedly they were locked out in the blink of an eye. Looking at the closed door, Xiao Han couldn't even figure out why.
"Is this the legendary woman's heart, the needle on the seabed?"
He couldn't think clearly and he didn't open the door, so Xiao Han had to go downstairs.
Speaking of which, he hadn't even eaten lunch at this time. He didn't notice anything when the beauty was there just now, but now that he was rejected, his stomach immediately rebelled!
He hurried to the kitchen and knew the cook inside. These people had all studied with the fat cook for a while. To be honest, Xiao Han could still be their master.
"Hou..."
The cook with a big head and thick neck was shocked when he saw Xiao Han coming. He was about to say hello, but he was interrupted by him!
"What the hell! Get something to eat quickly, I'm starving!"
"Okay, please!"
The cook also lived in Sanyuan County and knew that the Marquis never acted according to common sense! Seeing that his eyes were shining with hunger, without saying a word, he immediately took out a pot of pig's trotters from the cupboard and placed it in front of Xiao Han. It was red and oily, and he looked appetizing!
When Xiao Han saw this, he was not polite. He washed his hands in the basin on the side. He was holding the pig's trotters and the hungry tiger pounced on them. The lion shook his head! What you eat is called Yixiangtian.
"How does it taste? Would you like some wine?" A voice came from outside the door with a plain tone.
Xiao Han lowered his head and chewed to his heart's content. Hearing this, he said vaguely: "It's okay! It's just right to relieve the greasiness! But just steam the wine. You can get two kilograms of grape wine..."
Speaking of this, Xiao Han suddenly felt something was wrong. Why did that voice just now sound so much like his uncle's?
Slowly raising his head, Xiao Han still had a piece of pigskin hanging from the corner of his mouth. He looked at the door stupidly, and saw Xue Shou, whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot...
The sun sets over the western mountains and the lanterns begin to shine.
The annual Shangyuan Festival in Chang'an is considered to be the busiest time.
The Shangyuan Festival gradually became popular among the people after Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty adopted the alchemist Miao Ji's request and designated the fifteenth day of the first lunar month as a day to worship the "Taiyi" god.
Later, when Buddhism was introduced to the Central Plains, those monks who were good at changing specially combined it with the custom of lighting lanterns to worship Buddha. From then on, setting off lanterns and making wishes became the most distinctive activities of the Lantern Festival.
Chang'an City, Zhuque Street.
A pair of young men and women held hands tightly and moved forward with difficulty with the crowd, guarded by several men around them.
"Xiao Han, look! That lantern tree is so tall!"
"Wow! There are monkey tricks there, so cute!"
Maybe it’s because he hasn’t been out for a long time, but Xue Pan is particularly excited today! In less than a moment, the little hands holding Xiao Han were covered with sweat!
"Auntie, slow down! Aren't you afraid of being taken advantage of?!"
Compared with the cheerful Xue Pan, Xiao Han has no intention of appreciating the beautiful scenery now. His eyes are like those of a stalker. Once he finds out who looks at Xue Pan a second time, he will immediately glare at them!
In the afternoon, Xue Pan pushed him out of the room for no other reason than to dress up!
It is said that a woman likes her own appearance. After Xiao Han was severely punished by Xue Shou and dragged his exhausted body to see Xue Pan, he almost resurrected with full health and transformed into a moonlit wolf!
Speaking of which, Xiao Han, who has experienced Internet bombardment, has definitely seen many beauties of all kinds! But Xue Pan tonight was so beautiful that he felt suffocated!
She was wearing a long white dress, and her delicate face was only covered with a light layer of powder.
She has slender eyebrows and a bit of shyness in her clear, watery eyes.
When Xue Pan dressed like this stood in front of Xiao Han, the first thought in Xiao Han's mind was the fairy who descended to the mortal world!
There is no doubt that Xue Pan's appearance has changed since she left the house.
The men along the way, from old to young, looked at her with abnormal eyes!
If it weren't for the fact that there were a few burly men guarding him who were not easy to mess with, there would have been some dirty people taking advantage of the crowd.
"What did you just say?"
Because of the noise around him, Xue Pan, who was walking in front of Xiao Han, didn't hear clearly what he just said, so he turned around and asked him playfully.
Seeing the incomparably beautiful Xue Pan, Xiao Han felt at a loss and suddenly couldn't bear to spoil her interest.
"Hey, since you didn't hear it just now, just pretend you didn't say it! After all, your woman looks like a piece of meat, so don't blame other foxes for looking at her randomly."
Shaking his head, Xiao Han cursed secretly in his heart, and looked around again. There happened to be a lamp shed in front of him that seemed to have fewer people.
Xiao Han simply pointed there and said to Xue Pan: "Oh, I just said that I am a little tired from walking! Let's go there to rest!"
"There?"
Xue Pan frowned and looked in the direction of Xiao Han's finger, but when she saw the appearance of the lamp shed clearly, she immediately cheered: "Okay, okay! Let's go guess lantern riddles! You have to win the most beautiful one for me." Light!"
As he said that, Xue Pan, whose eyes turned into crescent moons, took Xiao Han's arm and walked towards the lamp shed without noticing that Xiao Han's expression looked like he had swallowed a handful of flies.
"What a sin! God knows, it's Lao Shizi who guesses riddles. Isn't this just shooting yourself in the foot?"
Xiao Han, who was being dragged forward, was so upset that his intestines were turning blue, and he wished he could give himself a mouthful now!
After a thousand attempts to hide and hide, I finally managed to escape!
This requires him to do brain teasers, but he can still try it.
Want lantern riddles?
It's better to get a monkey to guess. Anyway, the probability of them guessing right is basically the same...
"It's over, I'll be famous all my life!"
Just when Xiao Han was still feeling sorry for himself, Xue Pan had already dragged him to the lamp shed. He didn't know how the delicate and frail little girl could have so much strength.
