Before the food was served at the banquet, Xiao Han, who had already accepted the reality, touched Liu Hongji beside him and asked in a low voice: "Hey, Old Liu, whose seat is that over there?"
"Which one?" Liu Hongji heard the voice and looked back at Xiao Han strangely.
Xiao Han pursed his lips and motioned Liu Hongji to look at the vacant chair: "That's it! The one next to Chai Shao!"
"Oh, tell me where you are!" Liu Hongji followed Xiao Han's instructions. When he saw the seat he was pointing to, he suddenly said, "That's Princess Pingyang's seat!"
"What? Princess Pingyang?" Xiao Han frowned immediately when he heard this, and asked subconsciously: "No, why is she drinking with us?"
"What? No?" Liu Hongji's eyes widened and his voice couldn't help but become louder.
"Okay! Why not? We are not those pedantic old Confucians! We stick to those shabby rules!" Xiao Han saw that someone else was looking around, and hurriedly winked at Liu Hongji and whispered: "Isn't this what I am doing? I’ve never seen such a scene before, I’m just curious!”
"Tch! It's rare to see more strange things!"
Hearing what Xiao Han said, Liu Hongji smiled again, leaned over and said to him, stroking his bare head: "Don't say that my brother won't teach you! This is the rule in Chai Shao's family! Even if the prince and King Qin come, Princess Pingyang will It’s time to go to the table, and the rule that women don’t go to the table doesn’t work here!”
Liu Hongji looked mysterious, but Xiao Han sneered at him: "Nonsense, one of these two is his brother and the other is his younger brother! If she doesn't come to the banquet, believe it or not, these two brothers-in-law can tear down Chai Shao's family. Already?"
"You..." Liu Hongji choked on Xiao Han's words and rolled his eyes. He gasped for a long time before regaining his breath and glared at him: "Hey, let's be serious! I just used them as a comparison! Don’t believe me? Go and see who Princess Pingyang is? She is the number one female hero in the Tang Dynasty! She is capable of commanding troops and has a formal official position! Wherever she goes, she is not an honored guest?"
"Believe it! I believe it!" Seeing Liu Hongji getting angry, Xiao Han nodded in agreement.
It can be seen that Liu Hongji, who has always been the most generous person, admires Princess Pingyang very much! This made Xiao Han curious about Princess Pingyang, whom he had only met once.
What kind of strange woman is this?
Twenty years later, while other women were still looking forward to the future in their boudoir, she had already resolutely gathered tens of thousands of people and conquered countless territories.
When Li Yuan took Xiao Lizi and others to march into Chang'an, the daughter galloped her horse and whipped her horse, pointed at the land in Guangwu in front of her and said to her father and brother: This! This is the country I have laid for me...
Just when Xiao Han was moaning and having sex in his mind, a little maid opened the door and ran in from outside.
Perhaps she didn't expect that there would be so many people in the room. The little maid who entered the room was stunned for a moment, and then her face suddenly turned red! He lowered his head and trotted all the way to Chai Shao, not knowing what to say to him.
"I'm here, but I didn't realize that Chai Shao is very brave. He has Princess Pingyang as his wife, and yet he dares to command such a beautiful little maid! Are you not afraid that the princess will go crazy and castrate him directly and send him to the princess' father to command you?"
Xiao Han was awakened by the sound of footsteps. When he saw such a delicate little maid leaning next to Chai Shao and whispering, his eyes almost popped out of his head! He couldn't help mumbling to himself.
However, his behavior of questioning the princess's "tutoring" fell into the eyes of others, and it seemed that he had been confirmed as a pervert.
"What a beast! I didn't expect that he could even see a little maid who hasn't grown up! No! If you go to your own home as a guest in the future, you must first hide all the female relatives in the house!" Everyone on the seats secretly thought!
On the other side, Chai Shao, who was listening to the little maid's report, was gritting his teeth, looking pained and happy. He didn't know what he heard.
"Okay, I understand, you go down first!"
Finally, Chai Shao breathed a sigh of relief and waved to the little maid, letting her go down.
When the little maid timidly retreated, Chai Shao rubbed his face and stood up.
First, he bowed his hands to Xiao Han and others, and Chai Shao said loudly: "Well, I am a rough guy, and I don't know how to say nice things! Here, I would like to thank you all for your patronage!"
After saying that, Chai Shao paused for a moment, glanced at everyone and then continued: "Originally, I was very happy when I heard that you all came. Yesterday, I even said that I would drink with you at the same table here! But unfortunately, just now, My family came over and said that my wife suddenly felt unwell! So, I won’t come over today! Well, I won’t say anything else. Everyone here today must eat and drink well!”
"good!!!"
After Chai Shao's similar opening remarks, there was a burst of applause from the table!
But after Liu Hongji applauded, he couldn't help asking Xiao Han in a low voice: "Hello? Princess Pingyang is not feeling well? Why doesn't Chai Shao let you go and take a look at a miracle doctor like you?"
Xiao Han glanced sideways at Liu Hongji, then covered his face and replied: "You! Do you know how pigs die?"
Liu Hongji frowned: "How did the pig die? No, what does this have to do with the princess's illness?"
"Because you are as stupid as it is!" Xiao Han said to him angrily, this person's brain is not good, could it be that his eyes are also bad? Didn't you see that Chai Shao didn't have the slightest worry on his face, but instead looked happy?
Liu Hongji blushed when Xiao Han said that, and immediately stopped thinking about Princess Pingyang's unwellness. He shouted angrily at Xiao Han: "Okay! You dare to call me stupid! I didn't forget that you came late today. Something! Brothers! What should we do according to the rules?"
"Three cups will be punished first!"
Liu Hongji's shouting was loud enough, and people around him immediately started to boo! Especially Duan Zhixuan, Lao Liu's good friend, even grabbed the wine glass and was about to pour wine into it!
"Stop! I have something to say!" Looking at the "wine glass" in Duan Zhixuan's hand, Xiao Han's face turned green!
Is this also called a "wine glass"? Isn’t it called Haiwan in our place? ! Three more drinks? It is estimated that after one cup, Xiao Han can straighten out his body!
"Hahahaha! What else do you have to say?" Hearing this, Duan Zhixuan stopped pouring the wine and looked at Xiao Han with a wide grin.
At the beginning, many of them were tricked by Xiao Han! Today I finally found a chance. Even if he comes up with some tricks, the wine will never escape!
Looking at the malicious faces around him, Xiao Han let out a feeble *, slowly stood up and made a bow, and then said with a pinched voice: "Ahem, my body suddenly feels a little unwell... Can you, don't drink?" ?”
"Get out of here! Brothers, drink him for me!"
Chai Shao kicked the stool over and shouted, and then the dishes flew away...
