Gouzi clasped his hands behind his back. Although he was worried about the mission sent by the Marquis, he still pretended to be looking at the goods and walked into the shed swaggeringly.
"Pah chi..."
No one expected that the first time he opened the door, Gouzi stepped into a pile of cow dung. The dealer couldn't help but shrink his neck and looked at Gouzi with sympathy on his face.
By the way, this young man’s shoes look extremely cheap...
"My poor new shoes..."
He pulled his shoes out of the cow dung without tears. The dog was in the same mood as a sunken dog!
These shoes were newly bought by him with military pay during the Chinese New Year. Today is only the third day of wearing them!
"Don't panic, don't panic! Lord Marquis's matters are more important!"
I took a few deep breaths and tried to comfort my injured heart! The dog then wiped the dirt on his shoes on the withered grass nearby and continued walking towards the group of cattle.
At this time, the cattle dealer did not follow up to introduce him. Instead, he leaned on the wooden fence, touched his chin and looked at the dog carefully.
After working in this business for so many years, dealers can tell some clues between real buyers and fake buyers.
The young man in front of me, just look at the way he is dressed and the way he walks!
If such a person wants to buy a horse, it is still possible, but what about buying a cow? Just save it, he is not a farmer!
What, don’t believe it? So have you ever seen a cow buyer who didn’t look at the teeth first, but instead kept looking under the cow’s belly? Can you see a flower?
"Hello……"
Just when the cattle dealer was frowning and wondering what this person was doing, the dog in the shed shouted first.
"Ah? Sir, what are your orders?"
Although it is unlikely that this person will buy cattle, doing business requires a smile, so when Gouzi called him, the cattle dealer quickly smiled and bowed his hand to him.
"I can't tell you the instructions, but are your cows old? Why don't you even have some milk?!"
"ah?"
Hearing Gouzi ask this, the cattle dealer was obviously stunned for a moment! His eyes were staring blankly at the dog squatting next to a big ox!
"Ah what?! I'm asking you a question! I've squeezed so many times! Why didn't even a drop of water come out?!"
Gouzi felt a little unhappy when he saw the cattle dealer looking at him stupidly.
Although he had never raised a cow, he had seen someone milking a cow when he was very young.
I can’t remember exactly what the action was, but it seems like this! Could it be that I exerted too little force?
Thinking of this, Gouzi couldn't help but increase his strength on his hands.
"Moo..."
Suddenly, a deep cow roar suddenly sounded in the shed!
The poor dog hasn't reacted yet! I just felt like I had been hit hard!
Immediately afterwards, the whole person was like a gourd rolling on the ground, crackling and rolling from the innermost part of the shed to the door of the shed before reluctantly stopping.
"Holy shit!!!"
Extreme pain in my waist! Coupled with the dizziness caused by the rolling just now, the dog made several difficult calls! The cattle dealer recovered from his dumbfounded state, rushed into the shed, and lifted Xiaodong up from the ground!
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Are you okay?"
The cattle dealer asked eagerly while supporting the dog! However, looking at the corner of his mouth that twitched from time to time, this guy was clearly laughing so hard that he couldn't hold it in anymore!
At this time, the dog's body was covered with feces and cement! Even his head had a bunch of grass clippings stuck in it!
If you were going to beg, you probably wouldn’t even need to put on makeup! Find a broken bowl and squat it against the wall, and business will come to you!
There's nothing I can do, it's too miserable~
"Ahem..."
Leaning against the railing, he coughed violently twice. The dog's eyes were red. After he had rested enough, he immediately grabbed the cattle dealer's neck and asked fiercely: "It's okay! I'm here to celebrate the New Year." Try rolling around twice! What the hell are you?! Why are you kicking people!"
The cattle dealer probably didn't expect the dog to behave like this, and he was caught off guard! Moreover, Gouzi has been training in the army for almost a year, and his hands are extremely powerful! The cattle trader had a hard time breathing when he grabbed his collar!
His face turned red! The cattle dealer grabbed his hands wildly, and finally managed to open the dog's hand a little, and managed to shout: "Your Majesty! I have something to say! I have something to say!"
However, where has the dog ever suffered such a loss? ! With a wave of his hands, he threw the cattle dealer aside!
After spitting fiercely, Gouzi pointed at the big ox that had just kicked him and cursed: "Bah! What a fool! I didn't do anything, I just milked it, and your cow just I kicked like this! Tell me what to do!"
The cattle dealer who was thrown aside hurriedly regained his composure. After hearing Gouzi's words, he said to him with a bit of laughter and laughter: "Your Majesty! We have to be reasonable, right? It was you who provoked the cow first, and then it kicked you. ! Besides, if you want to see if you can squeeze out milk, you have to choose the right cow? The one just now is not a cow..."
"It's not a cow! Ahem...you mean..." Gouzi was confident in the first half of the sentence, but when he came to the end, he suddenly thought of something, and his eyes suddenly opened wider than that innocent cow! He looked at the dealer stupidly.
The cattle dealer nodded sympathetically to the dog, with an indescribable expression on his face: "Yes, this is a bull! You just squeezed..."
"Ugh...stop talking! Stop talking!"
Just when someone wanted to chop off his claws and throw them away, in the Xiao Mansion, Butler Lu had already looked at the door several times.
"Why hasn't this damn bitch come back yet, Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu! Tell your brother to go out and look for him!"
He yelled at a little girl with braids in the yard! Butler Lu sighed, and asked Xiaodong to go to the drugstore to buy hovenia seeds, which was what Xiao Han had just remembered to order.
"Hey, I don't know why the Marquis wants these things!" Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Butler Lu glanced at the courtyard door again, and was about to raise his leg to ask Xiao Han what he should do if he didn't have milk. , but suddenly saw a guy with disheveled hair and a smelly body rushing into the house!
"Where are the people! Are they all dead? Why did you let Beggars come in! Get them out quickly!!!"
Seeing the beggar coming straight towards him, Butler Lu, who was already so angry, almost fainted out of breath! He roared angrily and asked people to come over, preparing to throw out the beggar who broke into the Marquis' mansion!
"Lu... Butler Lu! It's me!"
At the critical moment, "Begging Soo'er" spoke, and not only did he speak, he also deliberately lifted his hair so that Butler Lu could see his face clearly!
"You...are you a dog?!" Butler Lu stared for a long time, and finally recognized that this extremely embarrassed guy was actually a dog! His jaw almost dropped in shock. He quickly grabbed him and asked, "What's wrong with you? How did you end up like this!!"
