I don’t know why people in the world want to sit in that position that burns their butts!
However, for Xiao Han, there is a good emperor supporting him. I was idle all day long, bullying people when I had nothing to do, and flirting with an older girl and a younger wife.
Isn't this life more beautiful than the emperor who works hard all day long and has to worry about sorrow?
However, the reason why sweet dreams are called sweet dreams is because they are far enough away! Difficult enough to achieve...
"Ouch...I didn't look at that girl, really! I lied to you that I was a puppy!"
In the East Market, Xiao Han looked ferocious and kept hiding to the side! It was like encountering some inhuman treatment.
This was not because Xiao Han suddenly suffered from epilepsy, but because on his waist, there was a small white hand pinching a piece of soft flesh as big as a fingernail and twisting it hard!
Now, it is already afternoon.
After returning from Xiaolizi's house and passing by Dongshi, Xue Pan was in a good mood and insisted on going shopping. Xiao Han couldn't help but could only go shopping with him honestly.
It's just that women go shopping to see all kinds of things, while men usually go shopping to see all kinds of beautiful girls...
"How do you know it's a girl without looking?!"
Ignoring Xiao Han's screams, Xue Pan's voice seemed to be filled with the smell of Shanxi mature vinegar!
"Guess...guess!" There were people everywhere on the street. For the sake of face, Xiao Han did not dare to scream too loudly, so he could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
Xue Panxing's eyes widened: "Then do you think I can use force?"
Xiao Han grinned and said: "No..."
"Then you...guessed wrong!"
After gently uttering these words, Xue Pan's little hand increased its strength, and Xiao Han rolled his eyes in pain.
"This...is a woman?"
Xiaodong and Lengzi, who were following behind, swallowed hard and looked at the scene in front of them in stunned silence!
In just a moment, the virtuous image of this future mistress... collapsed!
"I was wrong, I won't watch it, I definitely won't watch it!" Xiao Han was so painful that tears almost fell out, even though he was wearing thick clothes! But it can’t withstand weak points attacks...
Seeing Xiao Han's embarrassment, Xue Pan's strength on her hand slowed down slightly, but soon she twisted it hard again: "That's what you said just now!"
"I promise, this is the last time!"
"Hmph..."
Xue Pan snorted, and at the same time, he felt a looseness in his waist. Xiao Han immediately jumped to the side like a rabbit, rubbing the place where he had just been pinched with both hands.
It hurts, it hurts so much! It might even be purple here! Isn't this right? How could anyone mistreat their husband like this? I want to make a big difference!
"Hey, Xiao Han, do you think this pearl flower looks good?"
Just when Xiao Han was full of resentment and thinking about how to show his masculinity, Xue Pan's voice like a silver bell happened to come over again!
"Come...come..."
Soon, a certain spineless guy transformed into some kind of animal running on four hooves, and walked towards him...
"I'm not afraid of my wife, I'm doting on my wife! Well! It must be like this!" someone thought in his heart!
Shopping seems to be a woman’s nature!
Xue Pan's body had not fully recovered yet, but he still walked around in the East Market for an hour before walking back with unfulfilled interest.
Behind her, Xiao Han, Xiaodong, and Lengzi were carrying various trophies, breathing as hard as Xiao Qi...
I sent Xue Pan back home but didn't dare to stay overnight.
Xiao Han, Xiaodong and others rushed back to his home in Chang'an without stopping before the Jingjie drum sounded.
He was so tired today. After returning home, he just took a few bites of food and ran to bed to sleep.
The next day, the red sun rose, its path was bright!
Xiao Han, who was lying on the bed, originally wanted to sleep until three o'clock in the morning, but unexpectedly, he was woken up by someone outside before the two o'clock in the morning!
After asking anxiously, it was Chai Shao's butler who came to deliver the invitation.
"You're crazy! You went there at noon, and now you're sending a woolen invitation?! Are you afraid that I'll run away?!"
Xiao Han took the invitation from Butler Lu and took a look at it. He threw it aside angrily and prepared to go back to bed and take a nap.
Seeing this, Butler Lu quickly picked up the invitation and put it away, and said to Xiao Han with a smile: "Master Marquis, he didn't come here just to send the invitation."
"Oh? What are you here for?" After hearing this, Xiao Han sat up straight again and turned around to ask strangely.
Butler Lu bowed his hand to Xiao Han and said proudly: "Master Hou, Mr. Chai sent someone to carry the wine! Didn't you see that the butler in his house just carried a cart full of wine?" left?"
It can be seen that Butler Lu is not at all annoyed by Chai Shao's behavior of coming to ask for things!
On the contrary, he was very happy!
The things produced in his house can be liked by those big shots, which is also his pride as a member of the Xiao family!
However, he didn't notice that Xiao Han's face turned green when he heard this. He sat cross-legged on the bed and murmured to himself: "He came here specifically to pull wine? He also pulled a full cart! The cake seller! This is for drinking The rhythm of death?"
"Huh? Cake seller? What do you mean? Do you want to eat rice cakes, Mr. Hou? Don't you get tired of eating that so early in the morning?"
Butler Lu was still confused in his mind. Before he thought about it, Xiao Han suddenly raised his head, stared at him fiercely and said, "Old Lu! Go get some milk quickly! Get some eggs! I'll be useful later." !”
"Eggs? Milk, cake?"
Listening to the names that popped out of Xiao Han's mouth one after another, Butler Lu's eyes were already starry-eyed! But seeing how serious he looked, he quickly agreed.
Hey, there are many things that my Lord Hou talks about, and this is not the least of them!
egg? This is easy to do! It’s available in the kitchen, but milk…
This is Chang'an, who has nothing to do to raise cattle?
With no other choice, Butler Lu had to send someone to the West Market to buy it!
Youdao means that if the leader talks, others will lose their legs!
Gouzi accepted this glorious and arduous task and rushed to the West City immediately!
But after asking around a few people in the West Market, I discovered that there were no milk sellers during the Chinese New Year!
But a dog is a dog after all, not a fool like a fool!
With a flash of his head, he ran to the place where the animals were sold. Isn't milk just squeezed out of cows? There are cows here, but are you afraid that there will be no milk?
"Hey, sir, are you here to see the cow?"
When they hurried to the place where the big animals were sold, the livestock dealer who was dozing in the corner saw Gouzi's anxious look and quickly stood up and greeted him with a smile.
"My guest, come to see the cow? Then you have come to the right place. Our cow is very strong. It will definitely not be a loss if you buy it and take it home to work in the fields..." The dealer nodded and bowed to the dog, looking respectful. appearance.
"Stop talking nonsense, open the door and let me go in and take a look!"
Gouzi is embarrassed to say that he is not here to buy cows, but to buy milk! So he straightened his back and deliberately pretended to be ready to pick.
For such a confident customer, the cattle dealer naturally did not dare to neglect him. He quickly opened the door of the cowshed and invited the dog in.
