"What are you doing?" Xiao Han looked at Xiaodong who rushed in the door strangely. There is no one around this early in the morning. Where has he gone so crazy?
Xiaodong leaned against the door, took a deep breath, and then said to Xiao Han: "I...I just went to see Doctor Sun off, and I heard you calling me just after I came back from the stable!"
"Send it to Lao Sun? Oh, I should!"
After hearing this answer, Xiao Han's dissatisfaction with Xiaodong's appearance for so long immediately dissipated a lot.
Nodding and pointing to himself, Xiao Han asked Xiaodong: "Where is my outer robe? The one I wore last night, where did it go?"
"Your robe?" When Xiao Han asked about this, Xiaodong's eyes suddenly became very strange!
After being stunned for a moment, Xiaodong asked Xiao Han carefully: "Master Hou, after you came back last night, you don't remember what happened?"
"Come back sitting on the bowl? Why don't I come back sitting on the pot! Stop talking nonsense, where are my clothes? Didn't you see that I was busy? I don't have any sharpness at all!"
Xiao Han's tone suddenly became unkind when he saw that Xiaodong was not in a hurry to help him find clothes, but instead asked such strange questions.
I still have a headache. Who has time to joke with you? !
"I came back last night...not from sitting on the bowl..."
Xiaodong was used to Xiao Han's unreasonable speech. He explained in a dumbfounded way, and then grinned and made an expression that was uglier than crying:
"Master Marquis, don't look for that dress. You can't find it again. It was thrown into the Cuiyun Tower a long time ago..."
"What is Cuiyun Tower? What do you do? Sell radishes?"
When Xiao Han heard the name Xiaodong said, he immediately thought of Teacher Zhao Lirong's gathering of talents... While he felt funny, he felt more and more strange in his heart.
Didn't I have a good time drinking in the restaurant last night? Why did I hear what Xiaodong meant and then ran outside? Then why don't you have any impression?
Seeing Xiao Han looking at him with suspicion, Xiaodong's fair face turned red, as if he was embarrassed and said coquettishly: "Well, Cuiyun Tower doesn't buy carrots, it sells smiles... It's right here Next to the restaurant where you are drinking is a brothel!"
"What? Brothel?!"
Before Xiaodong finished speaking, Xiao Han's voice suddenly rose an octave higher, almost scaring Xiaodong so much that he jumped to the rafters!
Fortunately, there are not many people here in Chang'an Old House. Otherwise, with this sound just now, half the people in the courtyard would have been recruited!
"Brothel? Why would I go to a place like that?! It's broken! Did I suffer a loss?"
After screaming, Xiao Han didn't bother to look at Xiaodong, but fell down on the stool! A pair of hands kept groping on the body.
I... this is my first time! You wouldn't just give it to those brothel girls in such a daze! I didn’t even get back a red envelope. Isn’t this a big loss?
"Master Hou...you mean, you suffered a loss?"
Xiaodong picked his ears and looked at Xiao Han dumbfounded, as if he had been wronged a lot!
He has seen shameless ones, but he has never seen such shameless ones! Who was that person who was crying and shouting that he was going to a brothel last night? How could he eat everything and then refuse to admit it?
"Nonsense! Is it not me who is at a disadvantage or those women in the brothel? I am still a virgin..."
Halfway through speaking angrily, Xiao Han suddenly closed his mouth as if he remembered something!
After all, for a man, no matter which dynasty he is in, being a virgin is definitely not something worth boasting about!
"Master Marquis, what did you just say...?"
Xiaodong was so shocked by the scream just now that his ears were still ringing. He didn't hear clearly what Xiao Han said just now, so he subconsciously asked him.
Xiao Han rolled his eyes at Xiaodong's question, his mind was spinning rapidly, and he continued abruptly: "I mean, he is a good man who doesn't panic when doing things, and stays calm when he is pregnant!"
"Cough cough... cough cough..."
Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, a series of rapid coughs sounded from Xiaodong's mouth, causing Xiao Han to immediately glare at him!
Looking at Xiao Han, who had several pimples on his face red due to anger, Xiaodong really wanted to swear to God that he definitely didn't mean to laugh at Xiao Han! But my throat really felt itchy, and once I coughed, it wouldn't stop!
"Shut up!!!" Xiao Han stared at Xiaodong with dagger-like eyes. If eyes could kill, Xiaodong would definitely have a row of transparent holes in front and back!
Xiaodong bent over and waved his hands feebly: "Ahem... I'm sorry, Mr. Hou, my throat is uncomfortable... Ahem... I'll be fine after just coughing for a while!"
"Is your throat uncomfortable?!" Xiao Han gritted his teeth and said, "I have a very effective treatment, do you want to try it?"
"Ahem... No, I can, I can bear it!" Looking at Xiao Han's gloomy look, Xiaodong shivered all over!
He is not stupid, he knows that his master's method of treatment will definitely not be too wonderful.
"Then go find me some clothes first! Tell me in detail what happened last night!"
Kicking Xiaodong on the butt and watching him hurriedly run out of the room, Xiao Han suddenly felt that what happened last night must not be too ordinary...
Just when Xiaodong was anxiously looking for clothes for Xiao Han, the county lord of Wannian County, Mr. Zhou!
At this moment, he was sitting in the Wannian County Government Office, his eyes were dull, his expression was dull, and he was looking at a letter in his hand stupidly!
Just last night, in Pingkangfang under his jurisdiction!
A group of thugs openly robbed the property title of a restaurant! Then not only did he not run away, he also ran to the Cuiyun Building next door to celebrate! Then he smashed a fine guqin, several vases, and countless tables, chairs, and benches!
They uncovered the brothel girl's contract of sale and burned it, and Mr. Turtle, who was eager to stop him, got a black eye! That’s not all! As soon as the person started to curse, he was pressed to the ground again and looked like a turtle crawling all over the ground, even if he couldn't crawl any slower...
As for the brothel madam, she is even worse! Tea was poured all over his body and face, and the nails on his hands that had been preserved for many years were chopped off with a knife! It is said that even the finger was chopped off even if it was just a little bit close!
Mr. Liu, who was laughing and chatting about the romance in the brothel, couldn't bear to see the censor Zhongcheng. He only said one sentence and was kicked from the second floor. He is still unconscious to this day!
When the accompanying Jiang Yuanwailang saw that something was not going well, everyone hid under the bed. Suddenly, he was pulled out by a bearded man and carried all over the building in public. You must know that this Yuanwailang was naked at the time...
"Hey...why am I so impatient!!! Why did I rush to report that I was cured when I heard that Xiao Han was punished? Why can't I stay sick for two more days?!"
After a long time, Magistrate Zhou in the county government let out a painful *! All the government servants who heard this were Monk Zhang Er, who was confused!
What happened to my master? Why are you sighing so early in the morning?
