"You!"
Xue Ting felt ashamed after hearing Xiao Han's bold words and couldn't help but shake his head:
"When you come back this time, your temper has really changed a lot! If you act like this, be careful of being hated by others!"
"Judge is jealous..." Xiao Han muttered in a low voice, but when he saw Xue Shou's unkind expression, he quickly changed his words:
"I mean not being jealous is mediocre! Brother Xue, you don't know, I have experienced so many things during this period, and I have figured it out in my heart!
Each of us can only live one life. I have never heard of anyone who can live an extra life! As for tomorrow and the accident, who can say which will come first? Making yourself comfortable is the most important thing!
So, from now on, I will kill anyone who wants to mess with me! When I went to court today, I remembered a poem, but I didn't have the nerve to remember it. Now that I think about it, it's a pity. If I had recited it at that time, I might have pissed a few people off and made the court quiet and quiet! "
"You! I don't know how to say hello to you. It seems that you are right in both cases!" Xue Ting shook his head again and again after hearing Xiao Han's words, but then he did not lecture him again. Because it is true as he said, not being jealous is mediocre!
No matter if Xiao Han makes a mistake, it's just a minor incident and harmless! Who can say that he is a perfect person who never makes mistakes? I am afraid that even the literary sage Confucius would not dare to speak like this.
"By the way, what poem did you just talk about? What poem?" After thinking about this question, Xue Shou stopped worrying about it. Instead, he asked about the poem Xiao Han just mentioned. From what he meant, this poem could still be Infuriating?
"Yes, what poem is so powerful? Read it out to us!" The skinny Tang Jian also came over at this time. He is also a person who has read poetry and books, and is naturally no stranger to poetry. But he had never heard of poems that could make people angry.
Tang Jian pretended to be listening attentively, and the generals who had no interest at all pricked up their ears upon seeing this.
Anyone who has read the history of the Tang Dynasty knows that in the team that conquered the world in the early Tang Dynasty, except for Liu Hongji and a few other generals with commoner backgrounds, the others were all from noble families.
Among them, Cheng Yaojin and Qin Qiong come from prominent families in Shandong! Li Jing, Duan Zhixuan, and Tang Jian are descendants of the Guanlong Group's aristocratic families! The rest of the people are either old officials of the Sui Dynasty or powerful figures from one side of the separatist regime! A romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, to put it bluntly, it is a group of prominent families fighting for life and death!
People of their background, even if they are not proficient in poetry, still know a thing or two, at least they can still hear the good and bad.
Not many people outside know that Xiao Han can write poetry, but in their circle, it is not a secret.
Moreover, they all know that this kid never fails to make a sound and always makes a big splash! The poems he wrote are all excellent! Now that they heard that he had published new poems, some of which were curses, everyone became curious.
At this time, Xiao Han was also a little drunk.
Seeing that everyone was looking over, he immediately shook his head proudly, opened his mouth and read out the "famous poem" of Zhu Yuanzhang, the later Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty.
"Listen up! There is a group of crows twittering and squawking with their mouths full of excrement! Don't have fun today, tomorrow morning everyone will talk nonsense!"
"puff……"
As soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, before anyone else could think about it, Qin Shubao was the first to spit out a mouthful of wine! And what a coincidence, it was spraying on the head of Liu Hongji in front, washing his smooth head until it was like a transparent water...
"Qin! Did you do it on purpose?!" How could Liu Hongji have expected to suffer such an unreasonable disaster? He raised his hand to wipe the wine stains on the back of his head, and turned to look at Qin Shubao with an unkind expression.
"Ahem, I'm sorry...ahem...I couldn't hold it back just now!" Qin Shubao waved his hands and coughed repeatedly, his face turning red.
He really didn't expect Xiao Han to be so cruel when he scolded people, and he also wrote poems to scold people, and he wrote them in such vivid ways. If those officials listened to him like this, wouldn't he be angry to death?
"Haha! What a poem, so wet!!!"
In the room, others in the room reacted immediately after being interrupted by Qin Shubao and Liu Hongji.
Xue Shou and Tang Jian were dumbfounded, but the generals were all laughing and slapping them with big palms!
"Have fun! Hurry! Let's have fun tonight, tomorrow it's their turn to talk nonsense!" Chai Shao laughed so hard that he could hardly stand, and Xiao Lizi, who was leaning next to him with a dull face, had snot bubbles coming out of his nose. , he has lived so long, this is the first time I have heard this kind of poem that is unabashed and purely used to curse people!
"Hahahaha... I have to memorize this poem! Damn it! This is the first poem that I, Old Cheng, want to memorize! When any bastard dares to mess with me in the future, I will read it to him!"
Cheng Yaojin beside him laughed and slapped Xiao Han on the shoulder so hard that Xiao Han grinned and jumped to the side.
"Haha...be careful not to shoot our big poem to death! Hahaha..."
When other people saw this scene, they laughed even harder!
The text of this poem is a sacred thing, so Xiao Han can only think of using it to curse people, and he cursed so viciously!
"A group of crows are chirping, their mouths are full of excrement and they are shouting croak! Image! Have fun! Drink!"
Xiao Han was still rubbing his arm that had been slapped red by Cheng Yaojin. He didn't know who shouted something. In the blink of an eye, the wine bowl as big as a person's head was picked up again. In addition, the food he had just eaten was almost finished. Xiao Han's banquet was officially entered. The last step is to drink wine!
For old people like Liu Hongji, this link is very familiar! But for the new Xi Jun to buy a few people, it doesn't seem so wonderful!
They all looked at it carefully, this is really hard work! There is no showing off!
This sea bowl is almost as big as a human head, and you will drink at least a third of it in one sip! The average drinker couldn't survive even two sips, so he started to lie on the ground and learn to whale.
Wine, food and drink all spurted out of his mouth! It really looks like a whale spraying water jets into the sky on the sea...
Looking at the big bowl handed to him, Xi Junmai finally gritted his teeth, took it and took a big gulp! Xiao Han's highly steamed wine made him uncomfortable. His stomach felt like fire, and he was afraid that he would spit it out when he opened his mouth!
Xiao Han had previously wondered why at such a banquet, it was as if those people had agreed upon it and no one was cheating!
For example, Cheng Yaojin and the others would rather lie drunk on the railing and vomit than secretly pour out the wine! Haven't they learned the profound knowledge of stealing wine?
This question kept lingering in Xiao Han's mind, until Xue Shou said something later, which answered Xiao Han's doubts.
A military commander relies on his courage! If you even drink some wine, you are cheating! When you go to the battlefield in the future, who else will dare to give you their back?
Although Xiao Han felt that stealing alcohol had little to do with character, after all, he was a master at stealing alcohol... but such a lively atmosphere also made him drink a lot without knowing it.
As a result, the situation completely got out of control!
