The two braised men were grinning in disbelief, but Xiao Han would never doubt the truthfulness of what they said. After all, these two dared to roll up their sleeves and hit the master in the imperial dynasty!
However, in later generations, a great man once said: Do it yourself! Enough food and clothing!
So when it comes to "doing it", it's better to do it yourself! If it really doesn't work out, then consider foreign aid.
Smiling and thanking Liu Hongji and Duan Zhixuan, Xiao Han was surrounded by a group of people and walked towards the palace. After all, there is still a court meeting today, so it doesn't seem like that when Lao Du is here.
Xiao Han and his group were joking and joking while walking in the square in front of the palace. Such unbridled behavior naturally attracted strange looks from many ministers, but Xiao Han didn't care, and Liu Hongji and the others didn't care even more!
This rogue-turned-general even made a, um, very indecent move towards a censor who was looking over...
Seeing that Yan Guan quickly turned his head away as if he had eaten a dead mouse, Liu Hongji chuckled and approached Xiao Han and asked: "Hey, I heard that the imperial censors have gone crazy these past two days! I go to sue you every day. There was a murder on Zhuque Street, and our brothers came here on horseback today, do you think they will sue us too?"
Speaking of this, Liu Hongji seemed to have thought of something, and the smile on his face became even bigger, and he even stuck out his tongue and licked Sen Bai's teeth!
Li Shimin, who was walking at the front, heard this and paused for a moment. He glanced back at Liu Hongji and said, "Isn't that what you said? Please calm down now! Don't cause trouble! Xiao Han was trying to save people at the time. Although this matter It was not done properly, but I am sure my father will not blame us! As for us, can Zhuque Street with no people in the early morning be the same as Zhuque Street with people in the morning? And I heard that several people were injured that day. This kind of thing happened at the feet of the emperor. , it’s strange that those officials don’t go to court!”
"Tch, it's not like those things are soft and hard! Didn't your brother run like this before? In the end, no one dared to fart!" After Li Shimin said something, Liu Hongji's voice suddenly weakened by three points, However, he still showed great disdain for these talkative guys!
He is just a rough man who believes in going to the battlefield and doing it with real swords and guns! Then you can drink spicy food by relying on your merits, and then hide behind and file a complaint? I can't kill him if I see him!
Xiao Han listened to the conversation between the two people, but didn't say much.
After being here for such a long time, he already knew that this was the case in the early Tang Dynasty.
Nowadays, many things and policies in Datang are quite confusing! As for Yan Guan, it is indeed the same as what Liu Hongji said, he is a bit bully and afraid of the strong!
After all, Master Wei Zhengwei, who has been mirrored through the ages, is still washing the prince's horses...
If this ruthless man ascends to the position of chief censor, Xiao Han will definitely turn around and leave without even saying a ruthless word.
But well, it’s okay if he’s not here now. The Wuban thing I am doing now is prepared for these officials.
Fighting does not necessarily mean fighting! But it is still necessary to scare them and let these people know that they are not soft persimmons!
Thinking of this, Xiao Han couldn't help but laugh evilly, and saw Li Shimin frowning repeatedly.
Since today is not the first or fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, it is just a small court meeting.
The venue is held in Liangyi Hall, which is slightly smaller than Taiji Hall. It is said to be slightly smaller, but it is not much smaller. At least pretending to be three hundred and two hundred people is like playing.
Xiao Han entered the door and immediately found a corner to sit down skillfully, leaning against the pillar and starting to plan the dishes for tonight's banquet.
As for Liu Hongji and the others who were originally together, they were all people with clear official positions, and they couldn't just sit around like Xiao Han!
So he could only run to his seat and sit cross-legged with a face of reluctance, and glance at Xiao Han's seat from time to time.
The sweet bell rang, and while Xiao Han was still wondering whether to prepare sixteen or eighteen dishes, the small court meeting had already begun.
Li Yuan, who was dressed in a gorgeous dragon robe, was sitting in a high position. The first thing he saw when he looked down was Li Shimin, who was standing upright.
Whether Li Yuan was a good emperor or not will be judged by future generations, but in Xiao Han's eyes, he can definitely be regarded as a good father!
Looking at Li Shimin with kind eyes, Li Yuan nodded happily to him. After Li Shimin responded with his eyes, he turned to other ministers.
However, after just one glance, Li Yuan's nose almost became angry!
Among a group of green-robed officials in the corner of the hall, a red-robed figure is so eye-catching! And he was holding something long in his hand? lightning rod?
Oh, forgot! There is no such thing as a lightning rod in the Tang Dynasty! Anyway, now Li Yuan doesn't know how to describe Xiao Han's Wuban, water, fire and ruthless stick?
"What is this bastard going to do?" Li Yuan's eyes were fixed on Xiao Han, motionless, and his head felt a little swollen.
Li Yuan has always treated Xiao Han with a kind of affection similar to that of a nephew, and Xiao Han really deserves Li Yuan's care, and everything he does makes him applaud! But since this kid came back from Qinling, it seems that he has never been able to worry again.
The emperor stared directly behind and said nothing. The other ministers were naturally curious, so they also followed his gaze and looked back at Xiao Han. For a moment, Xiao Han, who was hiding in the corner, once again became a crowd. Attention.
At this time, Xiao Han was completely unaware of the situation around him!
He was still debating in his mind whether crystal knuckles or braised pig trotters were better! How about making some braised pork with pickles and vegetables to open the eyes of these bastards?
"Xiao Han...Xiao Han!" Just when Xiao Han was drooling thinking about it, someone suddenly poked his butt.
"Ah? What's wrong? Hey, why are you looking at me?"
Xiao Han, who suddenly woke up, subconsciously wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and then looked around!
A series of looks that were either funny or contemptuous seemed to be looking at me!
"Could it be that I have flowers growing on my body?" Xiao Han didn't react for a moment. He looked down at himself first, and then his heart skipped a beat. He finally knew the reason! However, this reason is really dumbfounding.
When he was in Chang'an before, Xiao Han also went to court.
It's just that not only did he go to court less often, but he also hid in the corner when he came! Either he was sleeping or chatting with the old man who was the leader of the Three Dynasties, but he was absolutely out of character.
But the problem was that at that time he was also wearing a green robe and official uniform, squatting among a bunch of environmentally friendly people so no one could tell!
But now, after the success of Three-Season Rice, the emperor has given him the honor of a red robe!
Except for the last two times when he beat people in public, this was the first time Xiao Han wore a red robe and went to court, so his habitual thought was still to squat in the same place.
Let me ask you, if a guy who is all red and looks like a red envelope is crowded among a group of green mantises, how can he not attract attention?
"Ahem...here, can the red robe retreat..."
Xiao Han, who knew what was wrong, held it in for a long time, and finally said this sentence...
As soon as he said this, the whole hall was in an uproar!
Since ancient times, people have requested to be demoted! But those who ask for relegation just to make it easier to squat in a corner... That is absolutely unprecedented, and as for those who come after, there probably won't be any!
