"Hahaha...I said at the beginning that this kid must be fine! You still don't believe it! Look! Look! We are almost turning into savages in the mountains, but it's a good thing he took a detour and came back first!"
It was Chai Shao who spoke first! He and Princess Pingyang are away with their troops all year round. He originally wanted to take care of himself this winter, but who would have thought that he would learn about Xiao Han's disappearance just after he came back. As a result, he has not seen his princess wife until now...
"Yes! He must be punished! He is not allowed to go there tonight! Just give me a drink! Drink until you vomit!"
As soon as Chai Shao finished speaking, Duan Zhixuan immediately took over the conversation with a loud laugh. His bald head, as bright as a light bulb, was so cold that it turned blue, and he didn’t know why he wasn’t wearing a hat.
Duan Zhixuan's words were said to be in the hearts of everyone. They were still searching hard in the Qinling Mountains, but they suddenly received the news that Xiao Han had returned to Chang'an. At that time, they felt extremely depressed!
Now when I see Xiao Han again, in addition to being happy, I also have a vague feeling of wanting to beat him up. I don't know how this contradictory feeling came about.
Xiao Han naturally didn't know what these people were thinking. Looking at these brothers, he just felt silly and happy! As for words of thanks? Does that work? Is it important?
Roughly tearing open his official robe, Xiao Han took out a bag of spirits that he had prepared long ago. Before he had time to untie it, he was snatched away by Liu Hongji, whose eyes were shining!
"Wine? Did you really bring wine?" Liu Hongji quickly opened the still warm wine bag, put it under his nose and took a deep sniff, and suddenly smiled! One hand kept patting Xiao Han's shoulder, almost knocking Xiao Han from the bridge to the bottom!
"Hahahaha... I guess you're smart! Come on, let's take a bite for each person. We must agree in advance that no one is allowed to spit in it!"
However, as soon as Liu Hongji finished speaking, he immediately attracted a lot of abuse!
Why is this hairless bastard in front of me talking so disgustingly? Are you not allowed to drink anymore? Spit in it, have you ever done this before?
Liu Hongji turned a deaf ear to the abuse around him! He raised his neck and took a deep sip first. He felt a line of fire extending from his mouth to his stomach. He stared for a long time and finally choked out two words: "Happy!"
"Bald donkey! Are you drinking wine or donkey drinking?! You can make a whole bag!" Duan Zhixuan saw Liu Hongji taking a big gulp and the wine bag was obviously deflated, and he immediately opened his mouth and cursed! But he didn't want to think about it, Liu Hongji was a bald donkey, he had no hair on his head!
After grabbing the wine bag, Duan Zhixuan took a sip, and the wine bag was immediately snatched away by the next person!
Everyone is stirring the rice in the same horse spoon, so who should dislike the other? The person who snatched the wine bag didn't even wipe it, but just drank it hard into his mouth! And then he was snatched away by the next person,
Xiao Han stood aside and looked at the people grabbing the wine and laughed loudly: "Slow down, don't grab it! We have plenty of wine, no one can leave after the court! I'm treating you!"
Chai Shao had just taken a sip of wine, and when he heard Xiao Han's words, his prototype of a foodie was immediately revealed: "It's time for you to treat me! I haven't eaten from your family for more than half a year, and I feel like I'm feeling dumb. Let me talk first. Okay, if I don’t have my good mouth, brother, I’ll feel better tonight with you!”
"Yes, it must be possible! I'll ask someone to arrange it right away!" Xiao Han knew what Chai Shao was talking about and couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart.
Li Yuan, Li Yuan, you have repeatedly warned not to kill cows, but do you know that you have a son-in-law who loves beef?
I don’t know if the cow will fall to death today, but it doesn’t matter! There are so many cows in the world, what big deal would it be if one or two of them were missing?
Hearing that Xiao Han had arranged the dinner for the evening, Cheng Yaojin immediately poured the last drop of wine from the wine bag into his mouth, squinted his eyes and exhaled comfortably, causing a few people who had not grabbed the wine to glare at him! Even Qin Shubao felt helpless.
"Okay, let's stop messing around here. Let's go to court first. If anything happens, we'll talk about it later."
Li Shimin didn't come forward to grab the wine just now, he just stood aside and watched with a smile. However, when the palace door was already wide open and the bell of the court was ringing, he couldn't help but remind these somewhat complacent guys.
Among these people, Xiao Lizi's prestige is still very high! As soon as he spoke, the generals immediately stopped.
The bearded Cheng Yaojin was still smacking his mouth at the bar, savoring the taste of the liquor, when suddenly his eyes caught sight of something under Xiao Han's arm, and he couldn't help but curiously asked: "Hey, Xiao Han, what are you carrying?" What’s the stick for?”
Xiao Han rolled his eyes when he heard this, shook Wuban in front of Cheng Yaojin, and said displeasedly: "What stick? This is Wuban, do you understand Wuban?!"
"I understand Wuban, but I've never seen such a long Wuban! Huh? Could it be that you used this thing to knock out all the teeth of that monkey last time?"
Cheng Yaojin's eyes widened and he stared at Xiao Han suspiciously.
Although they are in the Qinling Mountains, news about Chang'an can still be passed on! So during the period of rushing to Chang'an, they knew a lot about Xiao Han's every move.
Hearing Cheng Yaofu's question, Xiao Han rarely blushed: "Bah, bah, bah, I am also a marquis! What is a monkey? Besides, what I took at the time was his own... not this one..."
"You... take other people's things and hit them in the face?"
Tang Jian, who had been by the side all this time, looked at Xiao Han and couldn't help but marveled: "I saw you were quite cautious in your behavior before. Why has everyone changed this time when you came back?"
What Tang Jian said is correct. Xiao Han's mood has indeed changed a lot since Qinling experienced life and death.
In the past, Xiao Han was cautious, always trying to hide everything behind his back, and all he wanted to do was make a fortune in silence.
But after experiencing the life and death situation in Qinling Mountains, he suddenly realized a lot.
This world does not play out according to a script! No one can tell what their tomorrow will be like! If this is the case, then why not let go of yourself and live a happy life?
Rubbing the extension board in his hand, Xiao Han thought about the rumors that had reached his ears before, and his slightly white lips slowly raised, revealing a very playful smile.
"After all, I am young and frivolous. No one would be surprised if I did something outrageous, right?"
"You were frivolous years ago? Hahaha..."
Liu Hongji looked at Xiao Han and was startled for a moment, then laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears. He also patted Xiao Han's shoulder hard while laughing, making him grin.
"Yes, yes, you can't be called young if you are not frivolous! To be honest, Lao Liu, what you did before made me feel very unhappy! Brothers, we must be straightforward! If we don't like it, we will scold him! I can't scold him. , then let’s beat him! If Brother Xiao, you are worried that you can’t beat him, call me, Lao Liu, and beat him together!”
"Okay, I like to hear what Lao Liu says. Xiao Han, if you want to beat someone up, you must count me in!"
Before Liu Hongji finished speaking, Duan Zhixuan also came up. Not to mention, the two bare heads put together really looked like a braised egg suit.
