"Do you have any dry food? Give me a few!"
After glaring at the group of people fiercely, Xiao Han stretched out his hand and opened his mouth to ask for rations from the people next to him. His attitude was extremely bad! It seems that they still remember their behavior of beating the national treasure.
"Dry food? Yes, yes!" Although the people next to him were baffled by Xiao Han's strange behavior, at least because of his status as a marquis, they quickly took out two pieces of dry food from nowhere and handed them over.
Xiao Han took the dry food and carefully approached the panda that had stopped on the road and looked back at him from time to time.
When he slowly walked about ten steps away from the panda, Xiao Han stopped before others could stop.
Then with a flick of his hand, the two pieces of dry food flew towards the panda.
The fat and silly panda was still looking at Xiao Han who was approaching it. Seeing that the man didn't say hello, he suddenly threw something and subconsciously stretched out his paw to block it.
Snapped……
The dry food drew an arc in the air, bypassed its fat paws, and then hit its head, sliding down its big face...
Sigh... As pandas are known for their cuteness, difficult actions such as catching things are suitable for Xiao Qi, but definitely not for him. Huh? By the way, where did Xiaoqi die? This damn dog always runs faster than anyone else when it sees a tough target!
The panda got hit again for no reason, but he was so good-tempered that he wasn't even annoyed by it.
The fat paws touched the fat face that looked like a pair of sunglasses, and then suddenly sniffed with his nose, as if smelling the fragrance of dry food, then lowered his head to find the dry food Xiao Han threw over, and tried to bite a little.
The dry food Xiao Han brought this time was all prepared in advance, and the fat cook mixed wheat noodles, bean noodles and millet noodles to make them. It tastes delicious!
After only biting a little bit, the panda immediately felt as if he had eaten the most delicious food. He sat down on the ground and started chewing as if no one was watching.
In my impression, pandas always look slow.
But I didn’t expect that it would eat very quickly! After two bites, the dry food was gone, and the panda looked at Xiao Han pitifully.
"Look, that's all for the total. Let's go after eating!"
Unable to resist this look, Xiao Han took a few pieces of dry food and threw it at Ren Qing's black face. And he made up his mind that he would never give him any more food. With the way this fat creature looks, even five servings of food would not be enough!
Naturally, the panda didn't understand Xiao Han's words. He ate all the dry food again and started to look at Xiao Han again...
After watching for a long time, the panda saw that Xiao Han was unmoved, as if he was impatient, and actually came over on his own initiative, as if he wanted to get close to him.
Xiao Han was not stupid and bold, so naturally he did not dare to stand there and wait for the panda to approach.
After all, a panda is a bear, not a cat! The thick bamboo in the zoo was no different from sugar cane in its mouth. It was bitten into pieces and eaten in a few times. Xiao Han never thought that his thighs were stronger than those old bamboos.
Finally, perhaps the panda understood that these people would not give it anything to eat anymore. After a few grunts, the fat panda finally staggered into the forest.
Xiao Han looked at its back from behind, and suddenly wanted to catch it and keep it at home! When you go out in the future, you can point at other people's pets and say proudly: "What do you mean by raising cats and dogs? My brothers all raise pandas!!"
However, this thought only passed by for a moment! Now, he is really not in the mood to raise a panda. If he dies from the trouble, wouldn't it be the end?
On the way, after being interrupted by the panda, Xiao Han felt much better. After gathering his mood, he followed the team back on the road and continued to rush to Chang'an.
After walking all day, in the evening, the story will continue as usual.
This time, before Xiao Han even finished his meal, he was surrounded by people who were listening to the story, as if he was afraid that he would run away!
Looking at the eyes of this group of little pandas, Xiao Han had no choice but to take a few bites of rice and prepare to continue to popularize knowledge to these novices!
By the way, Xiao Han was a little excited in his eyes that were thirsty for knowledge!
"Yesterday it was said that Sun Wukong was trapped under Wuzhi Mountain, waiting for the Han monk..."
After taking a sip of water slowly, Xiao Han finally continued yesterday's story with urging.
After saying a few words, while shaking his head, he suddenly saw Xiao Lian quickly taking out a stack of paper from behind his back, putting it on his knees and writing furiously!
"Xiao Lian, what are you doing?" Xiao Han looked at Xiao Lian in surprise. He didn't even want to tell the story anymore and his mouth was open!
When Xiao Han shouted, everyone's eyes immediately turned around after him. Xiao Lian looked down and smiled shyly, and whispered: "No...nothing. The story I heard you told yesterday, Mr. Hou, was very interesting." , I plan to write them down in general and then complete them..."
"I mean, do you know the words?" The surprised Xiao Han interrupted Xiao Lian before she could finish her words: "Why don't I know?"
Knowing how to read is a rare thing. After all, Xiao Han has met Xiaolian's parents. With their appearance, how could he send her to study?
"Master Marquis, you didn't ask me, either?" Xiao Han didn't expect that Xiao Lian's answer was quite interesting, and it actually left him speechless.
"This..." Xiao Han scratched his head and continued to ask in a different way: "When did you learn to recognize the characters?"
"It's in a brothel." Xiao Lian's tone was still relaxed. In her mouth, a brothel seemed no different from a school.
This is why she became like this after living here for a period of time with Xiao Han. The people and things she came into contact with were all kind! Gradually, I began to look down on the painful experiences I had experienced before. Experience and environment will indeed change a person.
Seeing that Xiao Han and the others were still confused, Xiao Lian smiled softly and continued to explain: "I was sold to a brothel by my family when I was a child. I was too young at that time and couldn't do anything, so the madam made people Teach us how to read and write, so that we can be worth more money in the future..."
"Oh, what, let's continue telling stories, telling stories!"
It was hard to look back on the past, and Xiao Han knew what it felt like, so when he saw Xiao Lian say this easily, he felt a little pain in his heart, so he quickly changed the subject and told the story of the monkey again.
There were many people listening to the story, and they were particularly attentive.
When talking about the three dozen white-bone spirits, everyone grinded their teeth with hatred! It seems that he wants to rush into the story, beat up the monk who is good and bad, and kill the Zhu Bajie who stirs up the trouble, and make pig head meat for drinking! By the way, the chef at Mr. Hou’s family makes pork head meat which is very delicious...
The others were gnashing their teeth in hatred, but Li Rong was particularly happy and almost clapped his hands in joy!
Among the major sects, although Taoism is the most free and easy-going, it always makes people happy to see people from other sects being defeated~
Strangely enough, Taoism is a local sect, but it has never been able to flourish.
On the contrary, it was the imported Buddhism and Christianity that became popular in the Central Plains! For a long time, Xiao Han found it a bit confusing. It wasn't until he saw the teachings of several religions and simplified them together that it became somewhat clear!
Christianity believes that if you don’t believe me, you will go to hell after death!
*The teaching is that if you don’t believe me, I will send you to hell now!
Buddhism is: Believe in me, believe in me, believe in me, believe in me...
As for Taoism? Ahem...do you believe it? believe it or not! Go aside and don't disturb me from overcoming the tribulation and ascending to heaven!
It is so pure and inactive that it is strange to have believers!
