"Stop talking! Go to sleep!" Xiao Han bitterly wanted to get up and leave, but as soon as he got up, he was quickly grabbed by a group of people.
"Xiao Hou, Xiao Hou! Don't leave so fast! Tell us one more thing!" A bearded guy grabbed Xiao Han's clothes and refused to let go, as if Xiao Han couldn't get away from him if he didn't talk today. .
Looking down at this person, Xiao Han remembered clearly that it was him who couldn't help wiping his saliva just now! I didn’t mention it, but it looks like I can’t wear my robe anymore. If it’s stained with this guy’s saliva, I’ll have nightmares even when I sleep!
"Lao Wu is right! What you said, Mr. Hou, is good! It's better than what I heard from the old man in the tea shop. The appearance and figure of the female ghost just now are right in front of me..."
This is another guy. It seems that he is still obsessed with Hu Meizi's charm, and he is completely unaware that Xiao Han's eyes have begun to sparkle...
"Snapped……"
"ah……"
Before someone finished speaking, he was replaced by a scream. Then, people around him saw a humanoid object rolling out smoothly! Xiao Han stood there and patted the non-existent dust on his boots, finally feeling more comfortable.
"Don't you want to hear a story? I don't believe Monkey Sun can't control you Qiuba!"
So, after repeated attempts by everyone to stay, Xiao Han reluctantly sat down again.
After coughing twice and clearing his throat, a stone monkey was born five hundred years early...
There is nothing wrong with telling the story of Journey to the West now, but there is one thing: time has changed, and other things must change accordingly!
Tang Monk? This won't work! How many years has the Tang Dynasty been founded? Those monks all closed their temples and recited Ami Tofu. How could they go out to find Buddhist scriptures? Therefore, Xuanzang's identity suddenly changed, from Tang Monk to Han Monk. Although he was not as smooth-talking as Tang Monk, it was enough to listen to the story. Who would dare to pick and choose?
Speaking of this, some people may ask, why not change Tang Seng to Liang Seng, and Qin Seng, but insist on changing it to Han Seng?
In this regard, Xiao Han is still very smart!
Thinking about it, Tang Seng set out from Chang'an and went through a lot of hardships along the way. He passed through so many cities and countries and had so many customs clearance documents. Why didn't anyone give him a hard time? Isn’t it just because of the great Tang Dynasty’s might? No one is willing or dares to offend such a Tang Dynasty monk!
Looking at the past dynasties, the only one who could reach the height of the Tang Dynasty was the Han Dynasty!
Thinking back to those days: Wherever the sun and moon shine! Wherever the river goes! They are all Han! ! ! What kind of might and domineering should that be?
The story of Journey to the West is very, very long!
In the past, every winter and summer vacation, the TV station would let Xiao Han relive it! So it is relatively complete to tell it now.
From the time the Monkey King was born, this has been going on until he caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace!
What Xiao Han said was so drooling that everyone else was even more mesmerized when they heard it! Even Ren Qing’s eyes were filled with brilliance!
It is unclear when this word "god" appeared, but there is no doubt that it represents power, magic, and all kinds of weirdness!
Just how powerful are gods? This question is really asked, but no one can give an answer!
Now, in Xiao Han's mouth!
All kinds of wonderful spells and magic weapons.
There are also earth-shaking supreme supernatural powers that fill their minds, giving these people finally the most intuitive impression of the term "god"!
"By the way, when Sun Wukong saw the four characters "Come Here" and "Swim" on Tathagata Buddha's finger, he screamed inwardly! Just as he was about to set up a somersault cloud, he saw a big mountain shaped like a hand pressing towards him, covering the sky and blocking out the sun...
When the dust and smoke cleared, Sun Wukong was pressed tightly to the ground by Tathagata's Five Fingers Mountain. He ate iron pills when he was hungry and drank copper juice when he was thirsty. He watched the young children who went up the mountain to chop wood slowly turn into an old man, waiting for five hundred years day after day. The latter was a Han monk named Xuanzang! "
After finishing this chapter in one breath, Xiao Han, who was thirsty, took the warm water handed over by Xiao Lian and drank it in one gulp. His grandpa was so thirsty! I was so engrossed in telling the story that I even forgot to drink water!
There was silence all around, and most people were still indulging in Sun Monkey's story. The bearded man next to Xiao Han turned red and had a ferocious expression! It's as if he hates the Tathagata Buddha for meddling in his own business and suppressing such a hero under the mountain for no reason!
Quickly move your butt to the side. I heard that the art troupe went to the countryside to perform the play "White Haired Girl", and the guy who played Huang Shiren was almost beaten to death by the villagers! You can't make that mistake yourself...
"Xiao Hou..." Just as he was thinking about it, Xiao Han suddenly felt someone calling him next to him.
He turned his head and took a look, and sure enough, there was a soldier who was about the same age as him, looking at him timidly and asking: "Is the Supreme Lord Li Er you are talking about the sage Li Er from Hangu Pass?"
"Huh?" Xiao Han looked at the soldier in confusion and asked, "Have you read the book? Do you know that I left Hangu Pass in the west?"
"No...I haven't read a book!" The soldier smiled shyly and continued: "My home is in Hangu Pass, so I have heard stories about sages..."
"Oh, Hangu Pass, I passed by there last time!" Xiao Han nodded to the soldier to express his understanding. However, he felt a little embarrassed about the question he asked. After all, Xiao Han didn't know whether the two were the same person.
Looking at the expectant look in Xiao Bing's eyes, Xiao Han touched his nose and was about to come up with an answer when he heard a loud noise in the crowd: "According to legend, I am the 18th reincarnation of the Supreme Lord. , can be counted as the same person."
"Let me go, who even knows this?" Xiao Han was startled, thinking that there was an expert hermit in the team, so he quickly followed the sound and looked over! Unexpectedly, he smiled when he saw it. It turned out that the person who had just spoken was the young Taoist who insisted on going to Chang'an with him!
No wonder, I am the ancestor of others, so it’s strange that I don’t know these things!
Li Rong also slipped into the crowd of people listening to the story at some point. He was not wearing a monk's robe, but was dressed in ordinary clothes. The bruises on his face had gone down a bit, but the swelling had not subsided, and he still looked a little funny.
Looking at Xiao Han with the look of a harem, Li Rong slowly said to Xiao Han: "Master Xiaohou, you have so much resentment towards our Taoism? Why don't you even tell a story and don't forget to step on it? How come Sun Wukong alone... well, a monkey stirred up chaos in the heaven and was unstoppable, and then a random bald man came out and subdued it?"
"Bald man?" Xiao Han was stunned. When he heard this title, the first thing that popped into his head was a joke from his previous life: Bald donkey, how dare you compete with Lao Na for his master's wife? !
"Pfft...cough...story, just a story!" Thinking of this joke, Xiao Han almost spit out a mouthful of water! Quickly say haha to get around this problem.
Furthermore, does he know why Wu Chengen wrote this? Could it be that Mr. Wu is a Buddhist?
Even a blind man could see Xiao Han's perfunctory behavior! But Li Rong couldn't do anything! Ever since he met Xiao Han, he has deeply understood the truth: the situation is stronger than the person!
If you continue to ask more questions, if you offend him, it is not a problem that can be solved with a beating in this deep mountain forest...
"Fortunately, the monkey is on the 33rd heaven level. If it is on the 36th level, how can I lose face as a Taoist?"
Helpless, Li Rong muttered something in a low voice, but no one in the crowd of people dispersed could hear clearly what he muttered.
