"Hahahaha, Marquis Xiao came to our Jishui County to show his favor. As landowners, we naturally have to treat him well! As for the doctor, we also have an expert who specializes in treating bruises. Just let him come and take a look!"
Lao Feng had long been able to resist Xiao Han's random actions, and he didn't feel it was abrupt, and he happily agreed.
As for why Xiao Han wants to kill Mr. Lao Feng would never bother asking!
He has been an official for decades, and although he is only a small county magistrate, he knows better than anyone else that he should not ask questions!
Xiao Han chuckled, touched his belly and said to Lao Feng: "Just treat me well, I'm afraid of trouble! Just find a place and let's eat whatever we want!"
"That's fine! That's fine!" Lao Feng still agreed kindly, and then summoned a follower from nowhere. After whispering a few words to him, he followed Xiao Han out again. After all, it was a bit noisy here, wasn't it? A place to talk.
The two hadn't seen each other for a while, so they naturally had a lot to say.
After chatting and laughing, they walked out of the alley. Lao Feng was about to take Xiao Han to a restaurant he often went to, but suddenly he discovered that there was a large group of people gathered in front of him, and there were cheers from time to time!
"What's going on? Crowds are not allowed to gather here? What are these people doing here?"
Old Feng looked at the crowd in front of him, and his face suddenly turned ugly. He was about to call someone to drive them away, but he saw Xiao Han next to him suddenly trembled!
Isn't it his car that these people are surrounding?
Indeed, through the graceful figures, Xiao Han could clearly see that in the middle of the crowd was the car carrying the young Taoist! Moreover, among the cheers of passers-by, there were also one or two faint screams. If this voice did not belong to the young Taoist, who did it belong to?
"What...what's going on?" Xiao Han looked straight at Xiaodong who was following behind him. As a result, Xiaodong also looked confused at the moment.
"What are you doing standing still? Go and have a look!" He scolded Xiaodong angrily. Xiao Han immediately left the confused Old Feng behind and squeezed in with Xiaodong through the crowd of onlookers.
Li Rong is sure that today is definitely the most unlucky day in the past twenty years! And it is very likely to be the most unlucky day in his life!
Not to mention the unjust beating he received for no reason, and after the fight turned into friendship, what followed was a bumpy ride that almost broke his bones!
Although Xiao Han's car had been carefully modified, the road on Lao Feng's side was too dilapidated. He felt as if the wheels under him were about to leave the car!
With great perseverance, he arrived at the county seat and felt that the car under him finally stopped moving, and the broken Xiaohou who should be blasted by five thunders also left. Li Rong couldn't help but burst into tears, and he could finally have a good rest!
After staying in the carriage for a long time and breathing heavily, Li Rong trembled and took out a simple tortoise shell and a few shining golden coins from his arms.
"Hiss, it hurts so much! Your uncle's celestial being! This bastard's tricks are really dark! Wait until I do the math for you, so I can know when you will receive retribution!"
Gritting his teeth and stuffing the coins into the tortoise shell one by one, Li Rong supported the carriage and sat upright, holding the tortoise shell in his hands and shaking it carefully, while shaking it, while mumbling something.
Only those who are most familiar with Li Rong know that this tortoise shell is a treasure passed down by Li Rong’s true master! Compared with it, the lotus tube placed on the table is just a tool for him to solicit business, used to fool those stupid men and women!
After all, true Taoist divination involves karma. If there were really ten hexagrams a day, the fortune teller would have been struck to death by lightning countless times...
Li Rong, who was serious about fortune-telling in the carriage, looked completely different from his usual lazy look. It wasn't his appearance, but a vague aura. Under this aura, his beaten face looked like a pig's head. Divide treasure phase*.
Li Rong muttered something in the car, but the signs outside the car became restless.
As soon as Xiaodong left, it began to stretch its mouth to reach the rope. However, this time Xiaodong was already on guard. How could he let him get what he wanted?
After trying several times, he found that even if his face were twice as long, he would still be able to bite the rope. Xiaoji finally had no choice but to give up and began to turn his head and look around restlessly.
Li Rong's donkey has always been very well-behaved, and is completely different from Xiao Ji, who has never been honest! However, Xiaodong was afraid of another accident, so he tied it tightly! So it couldn't move around and could only stare at its senior with its big eyes flashing.
Two donkeys have eyes for each other, but as they are both males, there is no spark of love between them. If they have to, it will just be the spark of mutual repulsion between the same sex!
As Xiao Han's mount, Xiao Ji has always been quite spiritual. It remembers this kindred spirit who followed him all the way! And not only do I remember it, I also dislike it!
Who told me to pull the cart conscientiously, but it only had to follow along with a ragged rug on its back? Bullying an honest person... No, an honest donkey?
Thinking of this, Xiao Qi turned up his thick lips, stretched out his hoof, and gave Li Rong's donkey a hard hoof...
Li Rong's divination in the carriage ended, and a few coins were scattered from the tortoise shell, forming a strange shape on the floor of the carriage in front of him. However, before he could take a closer look, the carriage suddenly moved! The coins were jumping on the floor!
This happened so suddenly! Li Rong was caught off guard, and his back hit the carriage hard. The wood of the carriage happened to hit a bruise on his body! Li Rong was so painful that he burst into tears!
"I am the Patriarch of Sanqing..."
Before he could finish his sentence, the carriage shook violently again!
This time it was even more violent than before. Li Rong, who was already unstable, screamed and completely turned into a rolling gourd!
There was nothing he could do, his donkey was not a stupid donkey that could be bullied by others, it started to fight back...
In the corner of this street, two donkeys were kicking each other, and they were beating each other like crazy!
Even the carriage pulled by Xiaoqi was swaying and swaying like a boat in the waves!
Xiao Han, who squeezed to the front and saw such a scene, almost stared out of his eyes!
You idiot, Xiaodong, why are you bringing two donkeys so close? Didn't know they could fight? !
"Don't look, don't look! There's nothing good to see! Hu...hu..."
There was no time to complain, Xiao Han and Xiaodong quickly ran forward, each pulling a donkey and pulling it back desperately. Xiaodong almost got a hoof for this!
Finally, the two of them pulled the two "fighting" donkeys away! The onlookers outside lost sight of the excitement, and after laughing twice, they also left one after another, leaving only Old Feng with his mouth wide open, looking at the master and servant stupidly...
Before, I only knew that this Immortal Xiaohou farted, which was extraordinary! Now I know that even his donkey has such a personality!
But Xiao Han, who was half-dead from exhaustion, didn't care what Lao Feng thought now. Climb up to the carriage with all your strength, lift the curtain and take a look inside!
In the carriage, the young Taoist priest had disheveled hair, tears in his eyes, and his hands tightly hugging the floor...
"Wuliang, your uncle's Heavenly Lord, Taoist Master just made a divination, how could he torment me like this..."
