Perhaps the young Taoist laughed so wildly that the donkey behind him couldn't help but raise its head and bray twice at the top of its lungs. The hoarse sound could be heard far away in the open woods...
"Grandpa Daozu, you scared me to death! Stop yelling. Master Dao, I am happy today and will give you an extra piece of bean cake! If you follow Master Dao from now on, not only will you not have to grind, but you will also get many benefits!"
The young Taoist was almost startled by the sudden braying of the donkey. He slapped the donkey on the face angrily, then he smiled, took out a palm-sized bean cake from his arms, held it in the palm of his hand and handed it over.
The donkey took a step back unconsciously after being slapped. When he saw the bean cake, he immediately forgot about the pain! He stretched his neck and rolled it with his long tongue, and the bean cake instantly fell into the big mouth. It was chewy and crispy, and the young Taoist looked a little greedy.
Rubbing his itchy palms, Li Rong looked around and made a mark at the location he chose. Then he shook his head and inserted the banner with the iron mouth on it into the pocket on one side of the donkey.
"Let's go, let's reward ourselves with some good food when we get back. It's a nice day!" Waving his hands, Li Ronggang was about to climb on the donkey and go home, when suddenly his heart trembled! The intuition of martial arts training made him lower his head subconsciously, and then, a piece of mud as big as a fist flew past his bun!
"Who? Who stabbed someone in the back!!" Hearing the sound of mud hitting the ground in the distance, cold sweat broke out on Li Rong's body! He angrily raised his head and looked in the direction where the mud was flying!
In the field of vision, an object quickly enlarged!
"Oh, it turns out there are two pieces!"
This was the last thought in Li Rong's mind!
Just a moment later, a lump of mud that was much larger than before hit his handsome face hard, and for a while, mud particles flew everywhere like water splashing.
"ah……"
Li Rong, who was suddenly hit hard, screamed and almost fell over!
Because the mud lump that hit him on the face was not only powerful, but the dust it scattered also had a "blinding" effect. For a moment, Li Rong's eyes felt sore and painful, and then he could no longer see anything. I could only vaguely hear a hateful voice approaching quickly!
"Good boy, if you dare to steal my donkey from your uncle, you are going against the grain! Xiaodong, beat me! Beat me hard?"
"Donkey? Your donkey? This is obviously my donkey, okay!" Li Rong was stunned for a moment, then roared in his heart!
But before he could say these words, he felt a heavy kick on his chest, so much so that his feet flew off the ground! When he fell to the ground like a rag bag, countless big feet rained down on him! And while kicking wildly, someone yelled: I told you to steal a donkey, I told you to have unclean hands and feet, I told you to be more handsome than me...
Speaking of this, you should have guessed it. There is no doubt that it was Xiao Han and Xiaodong who kicked people!
Ever since they heard the braying of a donkey in the forest, they immediately rushed over to the sound as if they had been shot. As soon as they came out of the forest, they saw the thief trying to escape on the donkey. In anger, he picked up something on the ground. The lump of mud was smashed over!
Perhaps Li Rong should feel lucky because there is only rubbish on the edge of the forest, not granite...
Xiao Han's kicking was extremely enjoyable at this time. He hated thieves the most in his life! Especially when I had worked hard to save money for several months to buy an electric car, but it was stolen the next day, it was even more annoying!
Now, someone in the Tang Dynasty actually stole his donkey? Isn't this the same as stealing his electric car? Little thief, you're in bad luck. Let's settle the old and new grudges together today!
Four big feet kicked wildly, and in just a short moment, Li Rong's valuable Taoist robes turned into a gray rag, and the man could only curl up into a ball, hold his head and scream!
"Wuliang, your Tianzun, these bandits in Hanzhong are so cruel! If you really want a donkey, just take it away, and spread a rumor that it is your donkey? And you beat people? And beat them so hard? Sanqing Daozu is here Come on, let's rain down lightning and kill these bastards..." Li Rong, who was in severe pain, roared in his heart!
To be honest, he is also a person who has practiced martial arts! If Xiao Han and Xiaodong, two three-legged cats, were to show up today, they would probably not get any benefit from him.
But unexpectedly, Xiao Han didn't follow the routine!
First, he blocked his sight with mud, and then...then he beat the old master to death with a bastard punch...
Hitting someone also requires a lot of physical strength! I don’t know how many times they were beaten and kicked, but the two of them were exhausted and panting, and they couldn’t fight anymore...
Supporting each other with Xiaodong, Xiao Han gasped and cursed at Li Rong, who was curled up on the ground: "Hey, little thief...you dare to dress up as a Taoist priest? Your boss doesn't even dare to touch my things, you You dare to take advantage of Cai, bah!"
Feeling that the violent wind and rain outside had stopped, Li Rong struggled to move on the ground. Tears were already streaming down his eyes. His condition was extremely pitiful!
However, his tears also have the advantage of crying. Now at least he can see the outside things clearly.
Feeling the unbearable pain all over his body, Li Rong screamed and wailed to the two blurry figures in his sight: "Where are you from? If you want to rob, just rob. Can you have some professional ethics? Can you lead the donkey and leave? , don’t hit anyone?!”
"Hey..." The exhausted Xiao Han laughed angrily at the tough-talking young Taoist in front of him. He tried his best to lift his foot and kicked his butt and said: "You said I robbed? I didn't expect you, a little thief, to die. How dare you bite back at me! Don’t worry, I will take you to see the official in a moment and make you understand!”
"If you have the ability, take me to see the official!" Li Rong yelled, holding his neck!
Although I don’t know how these two vicious gangsters dare to go to the official openly and openly, but this is still beneficial to him, how can they not catch them quickly?
Xiao Han looked at the unconvinced young Taoist and smiled, and stopped taking action. He hit his sore waist and said to Xiaodong: "Xiaodong, this guy is probably a fool! Let's go, hold Xiaowei, let's It counts as helping Lao Feng catch a stupid thief!"
"Okay!" Xiaodong quickly agreed, and then he was about to go over and lead the donkey. However, as soon as he took a step out, Xiaodong's whole body was frozen in place as if he had been struck by lightning!
"Master Hou..." Xiaodong swallowed and carefully tugged at the corner of Xiao Han's clothes, his voice was a little weird.
"What?" Xiao Han slapped Xiaodong's claws away in displeasure and glared at him sideways.
Xiaodong timidly stretched out a finger and pointed at the donkey: "This doesn't seem to be our little trace..."
"Ah?!" When Xiao Han heard this, his face turned pale! Quickly raise your head and look at the donkey with its big innocent eyes!
Sure enough, between the eyebrows, this donkey is indeed somewhat different from Xiaoji!
"Whose is this donkey? Where is our trace?" At this moment, both of them were dumbfounded, looked at each other, and then swallowed at the same time! Then they turned to the young Taoist who was still wailing on the ground, and suddenly felt the urge to run away!
