How can there be meat without wine?
When he was almost halfway through the meal, Xiao Han suddenly remembered something and asked Liuzi for a drink.
However, Liuzi was so frightened that he waved his hands repeatedly and said that he was here to take care of the medicine field, how could he drink? No, absolutely not!
"Really?" Xiao Han looked at Liu Zi with a bone in his mouth and asked.
Liuzi's head almost shook with concussion, and he said firmly, "No!"
"Oh, okay then!" Xiao Han agreed, but secretly winked at the idiot.
The fool knew it immediately, and under the guise of peeing, he got into Liuzi's wooden house and started rummaging around.
I don’t believe it! Two grown men live on this mountain, how can they not even have a jar of wine in the house? During that long night, could the two of them relieve their boredom by telling fairy tales?
The idiot in the room was also famous for his dog nose. In a few moments, he dug out two jars of rice wine from under the bed, and then lifted each jar in front of Xiao Han. However, his walking posture was a bit strange, as if he was dragging Legs walking.
Liuzi, who looked embarrassed, looked down and found that the little lynx was still hanging on Lunzi's leg. Four paws hugged the idiot's trouser legs tightly, and the baby teeth bit into his trousers.
Xiao Han was a little happy when he saw this, thinking that this kind of big cat is really different. He has been so bad-tempered since he was a child! If the idiot hadn't been wearing thick pants, he might have been bleeding.
"Master Hou..." The idiot looked at his trouser legs with resentment. He was afraid that if he raised his foot, the little thing would fall off.
Xiao Han stretched out his hand and pressed it slightly to tell the fool not to worry. Then he casually took a fist-sized piece of meat and waved it on the little lynx's nose!
Not to mention, this move was so effective that the lynx’s eyes were straightened, and he immediately relaxed his mouth and jumped towards the piece of meat!
They say greedy cats are greedy cats. Although lynxes are much more ferocious than cats, they still have the same temperament as big cats.
Under the table, Xiao Qi, who was gnawing bones with peace of mind, raised his head and glanced at the little lynx. He probably felt that it had no sense of threat except for the special smell, so he stopped baring his teeth and continued to chew the bones next to his mouth. .
The wine came, but the bowls were not enough, but this was not a problem for Xiao Han. He drained the broth from the bowl in one gulp and used the empty bowl to hold the wine!
The idiot slapped open the mud seal on the jar and poured wine for Xiao Han and Xiaodong, but Xiao Han looked at Liu Zi and sneered: "Didn't you say there is no wine?"
Liuzi's face was a little hot when he was exposed on the spot, but he was also smart and quickly figured out the reason: "Hey, Mr. Marquis, this is not wine! Brother Daniel said this is medicine, used to clean wounds!"
"Oh?" Xiao Han and Xiaodong looked at each other, then burst into laughter! Sure enough, shamelessness is contagious!
The two laughed, and Liuzi laughed too. Seeing that Xiao Han seemed to have no intention of blaming him, he quickly stretched out his bowl and motioned to the idiot to pour some for him as well. We should share the good things together!
Looking at Liuzi, he curled his lips and was about to pour the wine jar when he heard Xiao Han suddenly say: "No need to pour it for him. We are sad today and need to drink some medicine to treat it. Liuzi is not sick either. Drink it." What’s the medicine for?”
"Okay, I'll listen to you!" Upon hearing this, Lunzi immediately took the wine jar back with a smile, leaving Liuzi holding the empty bowl and scratching his head in embarrassment: "You drink, you drink, I just watch..."
In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names!
The wine bowls were full, and without any persuasion, Xiao Han and Xiaodong Liangzi raised their bowls almost at the same time and each drank more than half of it into their stomachs! Then he squinted his eyes and let out a long breath. Even the three people's movements and expressions were similar when they were drinking, which made Liuzi extremely envious.
He also knew that he was different from Xiaodong. The two of them had been following Xiao Han from the beginning. They were said to be guards, but in fact they were just like brothers. Xiao Han wanted them to accompany him to relieve his sorrows while drinking. But I can only watch from the side...
Half a bowl of wine...well, half a bowl of medicine!
Xiao Han smacked his lips, as if he felt that the effect of the medicine in his hand was a little too weak. He looked at the sea bowl and muttered, and drank several large gulps in succession.
The wine Liuzi hid was not Xiao Han's steamed wine, but ordinary rice wine. It tasted sweet, like a drink, and it was hard to measure.
The three of them, who had not drank so happily together for a long time, raised their bowls one after another, and in the blink of an eye, the jar of wine was consumed.
Xiao Han and Lengzi, who felt they were not full yet, took advantage of Xiaodong's time to open another bottle of wine and went to the toilet together. However, when they came back, they were blown by the mountain wind and the alcohol was rushing to their heads.
"My head is a little dizzy..." Xiao Han grabbed the fool's shoulders and shook his head vigorously.
My eyes, which had just been clear, slowly began to have double images, and my feet felt as if I were stepping on clouds, so weak that I couldn't exert any strength.
"Hou...Mr. Hou, have we drunk too much?" The idiot couldn't drink as much as Xiao Han, and now he was walking sideways. He finally returned to the dining table and immediately sat down on the stool, unable to stand. stand up.
"Drink too much? It's better to drink too much! You won't feel sad after drinking too much!" As he spoke, Xiao Han opened his hazy eyes and picked up the sea bowl again and took a sip. This kind of drunkenness made his mind go blank. It feels the most wonderful.
Liuzi looked at the three drunkards in front of him with a headache, fearing that something would happen to them on the mountain, and that he would be guilty of a big crime!
I wanted to ask a few people to drink less, but I felt that I couldn't persuade them at all! After thinking for a long time, Liuzi finally came up with a good idea: secretly pour the wine in the jar into a copper basin on the ground, leaving only the bottom of the jar for the three of them.
The three people who were already drunk naturally did not notice Liuzi's "criminal activities". I thought I had really drunk all the wine, so I could only keep mumbling that I was not full and not enjoying myself!
However, they didn't expect that the rice wine they drank seemed soft, but actually had great stamina! It didn't take long before the alcohol started to rise like a tide.
Xiaodong had a good drinking habit. When he was drunk, he would lie down on the table and sleep quietly, unable to wake up even if he was pushed.
As for the idiot, he was not bad either. He just sat in front of the table and counted on his fingers with his eyes straight. He even counted to thirteen after a while... I don’t know how he counted.
The last one among the three is Xiao Han. He has always been a wild and uninhibited drinker. He is holding a wine bowl and chatting in the air, and the spitting stars are flying!
Liuzi came over curiously to listen carefully, and quickly ran away, wishing he could close his ears.
"Master Marquis is scolding people? And he's scolding so harshly?! No, no, no, I didn't hear it, I didn't hear anything!"
The drunken people were in various states, and no one noticed it. Xiao Qi, who had chewed a large bone on the ground, looked for the smell and found the six-pot basin containing wine.
Seeing the dim yellow wine in the basin still exuding the aroma of wine, Xiao Qi curiously dipped his tongue into it...
After an instant, a pair of dog eyes widened!
At this moment, it seemed as if a brand new door opened in front of Xiaoqi. It turns out that this thing tastes so good! ! !
