Seeing the bloody idiot lying softly on the blanket, Xiao Han also panicked. Just when he thought of calling Sun Simiao, the old Sun came over without knowing it.
"What are you saying about not dying?! Get up quickly, you are just making up for it, nothing happened!"
"What? Am I okay?"
Sun Simiao's words were indeed useful. With just one sentence, the stunned man who had only half a breath just jumped up as if he had been injected with chicken blood!
"Nonsense! Have you ever seen anyone who is almost dead but still so energetic?" Sun Simiao said, and casually grabbed the idiot's wrist. After just a slight touch, he threw it away as if he was disgusted: "The pulse is more stable than anyone else, and you can't die if anyone dies! Why don't you go and wash your face quickly? You don't even know how to have a nosebleed for such a long time. Be careful next time Being made up for death."
"Make up for death? Is there such a way to die? Just a few ginseng whiskers, what's the point?!"
Xiao Han listened in disbelief! Wouldn’t it be said that later generations of Americans studied that the ingredients of ginseng are similar to those of radish? So what does it matter now? Even if you eat a truckload of radishes, your nose will bleed like this, right?
Also, not to mention that in martial arts novels, the protagonist accidentally eats a thousand-year-old ginseng, but eating a red fruit will give him a hundred-year power! Why is it that even if you eat a beard now, you will be suspected of being stuffed to death?
Accompanied by Daniel, Lunzi went to the spring to clean himself. Xiao Han came back to his senses and looked longingly at the bag containing ginseng.
Be sure to pay attention! This little beard caused the fool's nose to bleed. If someone else didn't know it and ate it like a carrot, wouldn't the blood vessels all over his body burst and die?
Ugh, that’s disgusting! Quickly shake your head and drive this terrifying thought out of your mind!
Xiao Han looked at Sun Simiao who was about to go back to sleep with some resentment, and said: "Old Sun, you are so uninterested! This thing is so dangerous, and you just wanted me to eat it, do you want me to bleed and die..."
"What did you say?!" When Sun Simiao heard Xiao Han's muttering, the step he had taken hovered in the air, and then he slowly took it back. Turn around, your beard and hair are all spread out! Ask Xiao Han word for word.
Xiao Han was just joking casually, but he didn't expect Sun Simiao to take it seriously. In front of his strong aura, he shuddered in a hopeless manner, and he looked around and said: "Ahem, what? I didn't say anything, hey, the moon is really round tonight! "
"Moon? Where is the moon? Besides, today is not the first day of the Lunar New Year, so how can there be a full moon?" Jiayi on the side looked up strangely at the top. It was so dark there, not to mention the moon, even the stars were completely covered by the leaves.
Embarrassing, capital embarrassment! Xiao Han couldn't wait to stuff his socks into Jia Yi's mouth right now! He stomped hard on the surface of A's feet. A's feet were motionless, as if they were unconscious, but Xiao Han's own feet were in constant pain from the sting.
"It hurts!" Xiao Han screamed, before Xiao Han could squat down and rub his feet in pain. Sun Simiao's large Taoist robe did not move in the wind, and a murderous aura rushed towards his face!
"The old Taoist hasn't come to you yet, but you are questioning the old Taoist first! You are also a doctor, and the ginseng root itself is a medicinal material. It is common sense to use it according to different people! You are weak and weak, and eating a little is a great tonic! But who can let me know? You gave it to a fool?! Didn’t you know he was full of blood? Didn’t your master tell you that ginseng has no fault in killing people, and aconite has no fault in saving people..."
I never thought that Sun Simiao would be so angry! Even Xiao Qi, who was spinning under his feet just now, fled to the side with his tail between his legs. Not to mention Xiao Han, who had already been reprimanded and took three or four steps back!
On the contrary, Jia Yi and others looked at him with some admiration. Only the Marquis could provoke Sun Gaoren to this state.
In a hurry, Xiao Han covered his face with his sleeves. He waved his hands and said to Sun Simiao: "Calm down, calm down! I once said: Purity, inaction..."
Sun Simiao almost laughed out loud at Xiao Han. This bastard actually talked about me? Then he opened his mouth and said: "Everyone in the world knows that beauty is beautiful, but it is evil; everyone knows that goodness is good, but it is not good!"
"What do you mean?" Xiao Han took the time to ask out of his head.
Sun Simiao sneered at him: "Aren't you talking about Lao Tzu? Why don't you know anything about the Tao Te Ching?"
"The Tao Te Ching?" Xiao Han said with a bitter face: "Is it the Tao that can be taught, or the Tao that is very Tao? My dear uncle! I can't even understand the meaning of this thing, how can I memorize it? You do well, count me in. You said the wrong thing, okay! Go to bed quickly, we have to go to work tomorrow!"
Facing such a shameless person, even Sun Simiao is helpless. You reason with him, he talks to you about me, you talk about me to him, he pretends to be a grandson to you... Tell me, how do you do this?
Seeing that Lengzi and Daniel were back at this time, Sun Simiao simply ignored Xiao Han. He took out Xiao Han's halter top and tore off two pieces of cloth to block the fool's nose. Then he shook his head and went back to his tent to rest.
Sun Simiao left, and Xiao Han, Jia Yi and others breathed a sigh of relief. Sun Simiao was so scary just now. How could this man who was born in the Taoist world be so angry? It seems that the cultivation skills are still not good enough, and the state of self-reliance cannot be reached...
It's late at night, and the farce has come to an end.
The tent that had been kicked away by Armor was also picked up again. Some of the broken places were temporarily propped up with branches. We had to deal with it tonight first.
After doing all this, Xiao Han, who was about to lie down, suddenly felt as if something was missing! Looking around again, I suddenly remembered that Xiaodong, who loves to watch the excitement the most, didn't show up all night! This is obviously unreasonable!
Xiao Han was startled on the spot and quickly jumped up to find Xiaodong, but the sharp-eyed Jiayi discovered that there seemed to be a human figure on the blanket.
He went over and pulled the wrinkled and shapeless blanket over. Under the blanket, the little donkey drooled all over the floor and was grinding his teeth like a mouse!
He lightly kicked Xiaodong with his foot, but Xiaodong still showed no sign of waking up. Xiao Han and A were speechless as they watched. How sleepy is this? Can he still sleep with everything going on outside?
I want to compete with my gay friend Xiaodong, but I can't sleep now!
Two rags were stuck to his nostrils, making it difficult to breathe. And I don’t know if it’s a psychological reason or something else, but I always feel like blood is flowing out of these two nostrils!
When he told Xiao Han, who closed his eyes and prepared to sleep, the irritable Xiao Han kicked him out of the tent.
"If your left nostril bleeds, hold up your right hand; if your right nostril bleeds, hold your left hand! Don't worry, that's what my teacher taught me back then!"
"Master Hou's teacher taught it? It must be useful! But both my nostrils are bleeding, what should I do?"
"You are stupid, but you are really stupid! If both nostrils are bleeding, then raise both hands! I have to go to bed. If you bother me again, I will break your dog legs!"
After saying this, Xiao Han pushed Xiaodong aside and lay down comfortably on the bed to get ready for sleep.
Although he wanted to ask more questions, for the sake of his own legs, the fool still went to the fire and sat down?
However, his hands kept making a gesture of surrender, which was indeed a bit unsightly, so much so that even the fourth graders on duty were laughing so hard that they couldn't live anymore! The angry fool drove him back with kicks. Since he couldn't sleep now, he would have to be on duty by himself!
