Facing the groom who was like a clown, Xiao Han finally spoke, but with Xiao Han's poisonous tongue, just one sentence made the groom furious...
"Where did the barking wild dogs come from?" Xiao Han said with a smile,
"you……"
"Back off!"
The groom was furious and just about to yell back, the master behind him suddenly stopped! Next, the groom's face changed like a Sichuan opera. His angry face instantly became humble, and then he retreated behind the man without saying a word, but his vicious eyes were still staring at Xiao Han closely.
"Are you Xiao Han?" The man stood there and asked with squinting eyes. His ears were very good and he could hear even the slightest voice like Xue Pan.
Xiao Han had already roughly guessed who this person was from the bright yellow clothes that were exposed intentionally or unintentionally on the groom's body. But with his temper, even if the King of Heaven comes, he is not afraid at all! You died once, what are you afraid of?
Xiao Han said to the man with a sullen face: "Exactly! How?!"
"Hahaha, good! Very good! Brother told me about you before, but I didn't expect to see you here today!" the man sneered.
"So what if I see you? So what if you don't see me?!" Xiao Han asked condescendingly.
"Haha, Xiao Hou is so majestic! If it hadn't been for my elder brother's request, I would have tried your hand today! I also made an appointment with someone to go hunting today, so I won't tell you more for now! The mountains are high and the rivers are far away. I'll see you later. !" The man glanced sideways at Xiao Han, sneered and said this, but without waiting for Xiao Han's response, he jumped on the carriage and went straight away!
The awning car drove away arrogantly, and the people around him looked at Xiao Han a little strangely. Moreover, no one dared to walk through the gap squeezed out by the awning car, as if they were waiting for Xiao Han and the others to leave first. Anyone with knowledge knows that someone who can fight with the master just now cannot be offended, cannot be offended...
When Xiaodong and Lengzi saw this, they were not polite. They put away their crossbows, flicked their whips, and the carriage drove briskly forward.
The carriage started running slowly. Xiao Han helped Xue Pan back to the carriage. Xiao Ai on the side quickly came over to wipe the sweat from the young lady's forehead.
After Xue Pan waited for Xiao Ai to wipe his sweat, he asked Xiao Han worriedly: "Who was that person just now? Why have I never seen such a number one person in Chang'an before?"
Xiao Han smiled, leaned on the carriage and said calmly: "Well, if I guess correctly. He should be the third son of the current emperor, Li Yuanji!"
"Ah? Is it him?" Xue Pan was startled, his eyes widened, and he almost screamed!
"Xiao Han, how do you know? Have you seen him before?"
Xiao Han shook his head and said: "No! But his groom is wearing the clothes of a palace guard, and he is good at hunting, and he looks ugly! Apart from Li Yuanji, I really can't think of anyone else! As for you, you said you have never seen this before. Man, especially because he had been in Jinyang before! He didn’t escape back to Chang’an until Jinyang fell a few days ago!”
After saying that, Xiao Han thought of his previous life again for no reason. Why does he know so much? That’s because the history teacher emphasized this section when I first learned history! It is said that Li Yuanji was so ugly when he was born that Dou's mother was unwilling to raise him. He grew up relying on secret support from maids! And this guy didn't learn well when he grew up, he was a flying eagle and a walking dog, and he liked to hunt! Wherever they go, people are in dire straits.
When he was young, he didn't know what the history teacher meant, but Xiao Han always felt that he was looking at himself and a few "bad students" with disgusted expressions while he was talking, and he still can't forget it. But now, he saw the real Li Yuanji, and the disgust in his heart was even worse than that of the teacher.
Xue Pan didn't notice Xiao Han's strangeness, frowned slightly, and said to Xiao Han worriedly: "Since it might be him, how could you conflict with him? Hey, it's all my fault! He made you hate him! He is a prince, you are just a prince..."
Xiao Han was stunned for a moment, then took the initiative to hold Xue Pan's hand and said domineeringly: "Don't be stupid, how can I blame you?! You are so beautiful, naturally you will be coveted by wild dogs and the like! As a flower protector, It is my bounden duty to fight these bastards away for you!"
"Bah! You are just a meathead, provoking wild dogs everywhere..."
Xue Panbingxue was smart, and when she was touched, she immediately realized the ambiguity in Xiao Han's words! In turn, he gave Xiao Han a big look.
But in this way, most of the worries just now are gone! Since Xiao Han doesn't care, it means that he definitely has a way to deal with it. And because she had a conflict with a prince, Xue Pan was also moved in her heart. Every girl has a knight's dream in her heart, and she is no exception.
The carriage seemed to have passed the most crowded place, and the rest of the road went extremely smoothly!
The domineering Li Yuanji had gone somewhere long ago, and Xiao Han didn't care about him. Xiao Han was too lazy to care about a guy who was destined to die young.
He leaned against the carriage and closed his eyes to relax. The carriage under him was made of the best mild steel for shock absorption. The wheels have flexible leather and bearings, so the ride is extremely smooth! Sitting in the carriage, I almost didn't feel any vibration.
In front, Xiaodong and Lengzi sat on each side, and in the middle was Xiaoqi who was tied with a rope. Maybe it was because lying down was too boring, but Xiaoqi actually imitated Xiaodong and Lengzi, sitting on the carriage with his buttocks and his two front paws curled up in front of his chest. He looked so funny!
"Xiao Han, look at your dog, hahaha..." Xue Pan noticed something strange about Xiaoqi from Xiao Ai's pointing, and immediately couldn't help laughing! I held my belly and pointed it out to Xiao Han, and then both Xiao Han and I burst into laughter! Only Xiao Qi turned his head and looked at the three laughing people in the carriage with confusion.
The laughter dispelled the gloom just now, and Xiao Han also took full advantage of having a lot of Internet access in his previous life, and picked a few interesting stories from time to time, making the master and servant Xue Pan laugh.
"So, the coachman is not allowed to eat soybeans! Think about it, he is sitting in front of us. If he lets go of that, wouldn't we all suffer?"
"Ugh, that's disgusting! Why did you put that in there!" Xue Pan looked at Xiao Han with disgust.
Xiao Han didn't take it seriously at all, but smiled proudly and said: "Haha, I just told a story. Xiaodong, you fool, there is no need to fart! If you dare to fart, go back and plug your butt with a cork!"
Xiaodong and Lengzi in front felt a chill and touched their buttocks almost at the same time. They really couldn't imagine how miserable it would be to have their butts blocked...
Laughing all the way, we left Chang'an City, surrounded by green wheat fields on both sides.
Guanzhong people love to eat noodles and are also good at making them! Therefore, wheat fields account for the vast majority here. At a glance, it is so green that you can barely see the end of it.
Although Xiao Han doesn't distinguish between grains, he also knows that the wheat at this season has grown almost knee-high and cannot be stepped on by people like in winter! If it gets stepped on, I'm afraid it won't grow back!
Therefore, you have to choose another place for your outing! If you go for an outing in this wheat field, the farmer uncle over there will definitely send you to the ditch for a ride...
