"For a little appetite? Is it worth it?" Uncle Fool asked with a frown.
The fisherman smiled bitterly and said nothing. The red firelight imprinted on his face, revealing an inexplicable sadness.
When Uncle Lunzi saw that he was silent, he sighed, turned to look at Xiao Han, and asked: "Master Hou, why do you want this kind of fish? Isn't it also for eating?"
Xiao Han raised his head, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Ang? What's wrong?"
"What? You want to eat this poisonous fish too?" Uncle Lunzi was a little dumbfounded by Xiao Han's natural behavior. He was stunned for a long time, and then suddenly stamped his feet and reached out to fish for fish in the puddle.
"Hey, what are you doing?!" Xiao Han came over and asked strangely when he saw the stupid uncle fishing for fish. Although this fish is delicious, it cannot be eaten now.
Uncle Fool's face was livid, and he replied without looking back: "I'm going to throw them all away! I won't let them harm anyone again!"
When Xiao Han heard this, he immediately became anxious. This is the main dish you carefully selected! How could he be thrown away like this?
Seeing that Uncle Lunzi had already grabbed a pufferfish and was about to throw it away, Xiao Han quickly rushed forward, stood in front of Lunzi and shouted: "Don't throw it! Don't throw it! It's hard to catch this!"
Uncle Lunzi caught the fish and saw Xiao Han standing in front of him. Afraid of hurting him, he quickly hid the fish behind his back and said earnestly: "Master Hou! Can we not eat this thing? You know it yourself. This thing is too poisonous! If you have any trouble, I, the old slave, and the people of Zhuangzi will not be alive!"
"That's right! That's right! You can't eat this thing, Mr. Hou! What should we eat? Do we have to take poison? Even eating some wild vegetables is good!" Seeing the stalemate between Xiao Han and Uncle Lunzi, Xiaodong quickly ran over to help. . What he said was reasonable, but his tone was a little strange. It sounded like Xiao Han was a greedy ghost.
Who is stupid enough to take poison for fun? Xiao Han was made dumbfounded by these two "loyal protectors", so he couldn't get angry just yet! I could only suppress my anger and say to the stupid uncle: "If you put the fish down first, and then pinch it for a while, it will really become a poisonous fish! I said you are making too much fuss. Since I dare to eat it, I am not afraid of it. Poison! Do you think Mr. Hou and I are stupid and eat everything?"
"Is it true? Lord Hou, can you detoxify?" Xiaodong looked at Xiao Han dubiously and asked. Uncle Lunzi and the fisherman beside the stove also pricked up their ears, ready to listen to Lord Hou's advice.
However, Xiao Han just shook his head, spread his hands and said to Xiaodong: "It can't be cured. No one can cure this poison! Its blood, skin, bones and internal organs are all highly poisonous. As long as you eat a little, the gods can save you." No! Didn't you ask before if there is any colorless and odorless poison in the world? This is it! Just soak the fish's internal organs in water, and the water will be highly poisonous! Just drink a cup and you'll be dead! It's definitely a good product for killing people and stealing goods! "
"It's so poisonous, so you still want to eat it?!" Uncle Fool's hair and beard were all spread out, and the hands holding the fish were trembling!
Xiao Han nodded as he should: "Yes, didn't I just say it? As long as it is prepared correctly, it is extremely delicious!"
"But just now this old man said that his neighbor died on this fish! And he is very experienced!" Uncle Fool pointed at the old fisherman and said with some anger.
"Him?" Xiao Han looked a little disdainful, but he didn't want to say too harshly in front of the old fisherman, so he could only say carefully: "That's his... Well, what you did was wrong! You didn't remove all the poison. It’s weird if you don’t get poisoned after eating it! Old gentleman, tell me, how did your neighbor cook the fish?”
"Um..." The fisherman was a little flustered when he heard the Marquis calling him so politely. He stood up and saluted and then said: "After his accident, I went to see him. He also removed the skin, blood, bones and seeds, and then Cooked food. But it was useless! They were still poisoned! Several people suffered from abdominal pain and there was no time to treat them. "
"That's it..." The cowhide was pierced just after it was blown out. Xiao Han was blushing even though he was thick-skinned. He could only say sarcastically: "Then there was a problem when he was handling it! This fish cannot die before it is eaten! It must be skinned and deboned alive, and it must be processed under running water! The most important thing is to get a cat or a dog to test the poison after it is done! They will be fine after eating it, so we can eat it! In fact, if we weren’t hosting a banquet for our fellow countrymen tonight, I I don’t know how to get them to eat, it’s not something I eat often!”
After much talking, Xiao Han finally persuaded Uncle Lunzi to put the fish down, saving the poor puffer fish from being strangled to death by him!
But even though he put down the fish, Uncle Lunzi also made up his mind that when the fish was ready, he would have to try Xiao Han before eating it!
After such an interruption, the stewed fish was also cooked. Invite people around the big pot, give each person a bowl, smear their buns with lard, skewer them with branches and put them on the fire to roast, and a simple but delicious lunch is ready.
On the branches, the steamed buns mixed with the aroma of lard are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. Take a bite of the grilled bun and drink the fish soup. It’s so full of umami that it’s almost too much to swallow!
"Well, it's delicious. I've never tasted such good fish soup!" Xiao Han scooped up a large bowl of fish soup for himself and drank half of the bowl in one go. Only then did he feel satisfied. Take a big breath.
There are specialties in the art, the ancients sincerely do not deceive me! I don’t know how the old fisherman made the fish soup. The fish meat was all scattered in the soup, without a single thorn! It tastes so enjoyable that you don’t want to drink it!
He finished his meal in a hurry and watched the old fisherman lower a few more nets. Xiao Han leaned on the big stone warmed by the sun to rest for a while and then prepared to walk back. The remaining time was used for other purposes!
The sun is tilted to the west, and the sky is filled with red clouds. Before the appointed time, Xiao Han was already standing at the door to greet the guests. The host personally welcomed the guests, which was also a sign of respect for the guests.
Xiao Han's house and Qin Shubao's house are close together, and you can see each other's door when you go out. Maybe others think it's a bit redundant to welcome someone so close, but the etiquette cannot be discarded. After coming to the Tang Dynasty for so long, Xiao Han also learned to act according to the rules of this era.
Dinners at this time are usually held at Mao o'clock, but Yin o'clock has not passed today. The newly dressed Cheng Yaojin, Qin Shubao, Niu Jinda and Li Junxian went out.
"Hahaha... Why is Xiaohou so polite and coming out so early!"
As soon as the bearded Cheng Yaojin went out, he saw Xiao Han standing there and looking at him with a smile. He was stunned at first, then quickly walked a few steps, and when he came to Xiao Han, he smiled and saluted. When others saw it, they also came over and handed over.
Perhaps at first, they were a little suspicious of this strange boy. But after these two days of oral transmission from other Tang people, they no longer dared to regard Xiao Han as an ordinary person! In their minds, Xiao Han had already risen to the level of a true noble, so much so that they all selectively ignored his age and regarded Xiao Han as their own equal.
Xiao Han was delighted when he saw Cheng Yaojin. When he was a child, he had read Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and his favorite was the hypocritical Cheng Yaojin!
I spent my whole life being a fool, and I also lived a lifetime of wealth and glory! Even after death, he was able to be buried with Zhaoling, which gave him endless imperial energy. It can be said that I have lived this life extremely carefree! Xiao Han felt that if he could live like him for the rest of his life, he would be content!
If you want to learn, just learn like this. You must not learn from Li Jinghou Junji. Even if you are famous for a while, you are unparalleled in intelligence! After that, he was down and out, and his head was beheaded! Only future generations can tell who is smart and who is stupid.
