The cooks in Xiazhou City have been extremely unlucky these past two days! I finished cooking yesterday afternoon and was about to take a rest, but who would have thought that, without even taking a nap, I was driven out of the city by those soldiers who killed me thousands of times in search of wild vegetables!
That's it, not even a lantern! You still have to risk being captured by the enemy at any time!
The cooks were full of resentment, coupled with the roaring of wolves and tigers in the surrounding mountains and forests! Everyone randomly pulled up a lot of wild vegetables or weeds in the dark and hurriedly found a safer place to hide, for fear of being snatched away by jackals, tigers and leopards and giving one or two teeth as a sacrifice...
Today, when the city gate opened, the cooks who had been freezing all night finally rushed into the city and threw the "wild vegetables" used for business on the ground, trying to catch up on their sleep!
As a result, he was caught by the military supervisor and asked to cook the wild vegetables and feed them to the sick soldiers.
Heaven, earth, we are cooks, not supermen!
I was cold, hungry, and scared last night. Now I have to work, and I feel very reluctant! Squatting on the stove, I could pick out weeds and cook them at first, but later on, I couldn't even open my eyes, so who cares?
Rinse everything in water, then throw it into a pot and boil it. That's it, they won't eat it anyway...
When Xiao Han came over, he happened to see the cooks put the wild vegetables in the bamboo basket into a large pool, sloshed for a few times, and then threw the muddy yellow water into the pot.
"Asshole!" Seeing the scene in front of him, Xiaodong jumped up behind him without Xiao Han opening his mouth!
He stepped forward and kicked the sleepy cook aside. He looked at the cauldron again and saw that the water in it was muddier than the water of the Yellow River! There are still a lot of dead leaves floating on the water. Is this something for people to eat?
"Who? Who?! Are you so brave after eating the heart of a bear? Dare you hit your grandpa? Do you want to come for dinner again in the future!!"
The cook who stole a lot of food at first sight was almost kicked into the pot by Xiaodong! After finally stabilizing his body, the resentment of the past two days burst out immediately! People didn't even bother to look back and started yelling!
Unexpectedly, it was better that he didn't scold him. When he scolded him, the frowning Uncle Zi walked directly over to him without any explanation. He grabbed the man's backhand and gave him a slap in the face!
"Snapped……"
"Ouch..."
The crisp slaps and indistinct screams came to mind almost at the same time, and the scolding cook was a little stunned by this slap! He didn't know how to wipe the nosebleeds, and looked stupidly at the old man with a sinister face in front of him.
This sudden change made several other cooks stop dozing off! Everyone stood up imitating their own guy style! It seems that if Xiao Han and Uncle Lunzi didn't look like people with status, they would have rushed up at this time!
"Who is responsible for this?!" When the two parties were in a stalemate, Xiao Han stood up.
He had been in the position of the Marquis for a long time, and he had developed a sense of majesty unknowingly. He glanced around with cold eyes before speaking.
As soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, a middle-aged man in the kitchen holding a kitchen knife stood up. Without saluting, he stood there with a sting and said, "That's the leader here!"
"Haha..." Xiao Han looked at this man's unruly look, sneered, and suddenly shook his head and said: "Hey, there are so many idiots nowadays! Since you know that we have a good status, why bother pretending to be tough guys?! Really? I've seen some tough guys! The one who takes a few arrows in his body but doesn't say a word is called a tough guy! You can only be called a fool!"
"Your Excellency injured our people indiscriminately, why don't you give us an explanation?" The man was sweating all over after what Xiao Han said, and his hand holding the kitchen knife was shaking! He also knew that the person in front of him was definitely a tough guy, and he wanted to give in, but he suddenly said this in the eyes of the people around him.
Xiao Han didn't even bother to speak now. He walked to the remaining "wild vegetables" and squatted down to pick them.
Xiaodong came to this man with a sinister smile, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, an explanation? Are you asking our Marquis for an explanation? Do you know that even if our Marquis kills all of you idiots, No one will ask for an explanation?!"
"Bang..."
"Hou...Master Hou..."
The kitchen knife slipped weakly from his hand, and the cook's face turned pale in an instant! At this moment, I really realized what it means to feel like a dead heart!
Regret! My intestines are so wet!
I've known for a long time that I'm not a mortal, so why do I have to hold on for a little bit of face?
It's really dead now! In a wealthy family, if you contradict the head of the family, you will be beaten to death, let alone if you contradict a prince who is countless times older than the head of the family!
Xiaodong and Uncle Lengzi watched with cold eyes as the man collapsed limply to the ground, the disdain in their eyes becoming clearer and clearer.
Is this kind of person worthy of being called a soldier? Fortunately, he was not on the battlefield. Otherwise, if they expected such a person to win the battle, they might as well pack up and run away as soon as possible!
In fact, Xiao Han and the others didn't know that the group of cooks in front of them were not from the army. They were originally cooks from wealthy families in Xiazhou City. It was only because there were not enough manpower in the army that they were forcibly recruited from big households!
How could your life in the military be as comfortable as living in a wealthy family's home? I was rushed to work all day long! Therefore, they have no good impression of these soldiers at all, which is why they dare to cook this stuff for the soldiers to eat.
But having said that, even if they are not part of the military unit, they will inevitably hear that a marquis is coming to this small town these days.
As for the Marquis, it doesn't matter to them, this is not Chang'an! Even the greatest governor can't reach the Marquis's tail. So even if he is the lowest baron, they cannot afford to offend him!
Not to mention that from the happy words of those big-headed soldiers, we knew that the Marquis was a miracle doctor! The status of people in the military is extremely high!
The cooks originally thought that this had nothing to do with them. After all, such noble people would never come to a place like the kitchen. But I never expected that the Marquis loved to go into the kitchen. Now, he was on the receiving end of a gun!
The leader collapsed on the ground, and the cleverer cook threw away his spoon and shovel and fell to his knees. He couldn't say anything and just kowtowed.
"Everyone writes down twenty military sticks! If you do it again next time, you will be punished twice!" Someone behind him spoke. Before Xiao Han could react, the cooks immediately thanked him with gratitude, especially the man who called himself "Grandpa", his head was wet. So green!
"King Qin? When did you come back?" Xiao Han looked back and saw that Li Shimin had also arrived here at some unknown time.
"I just came back! I saw you here lecturing people. It's rare for a person like a rabbit to be able to scold people now!" Li Shimin showed a smile on his stern face, took off his helmet, and stuffed it into the arms of the guard next to him. , also came over and squatted down.
"Who is the rabbit?! You are the rabbit!" Xiao Han was very dissatisfied with the name Li Shimin gave him. His eyes rolled to the sky. If he were not afraid of being chopped by Li Yuan, he would have said: Your whole family is rabbit!
After all, in later generations, the meaning of the word rabbit is not pleasant!
