"What? Your Majesty, does he know?" Xiao Han screamed and almost jumped up!
He himself always thought that this was done so seamlessly that no one noticed it! Could it be that it's a case of a bad person?
As soon as Li Shimin saw Xiao Han's eyes moving around, he knew what he was thinking.
It was funny and angry and she said to him: "What are you thinking?! Those ministers are not as dirty as you think! Who cares about what you are doing? But, do you really think that those eunuchs and supervisors when my father came to court were the same as Jin Wuwei?" What about standing there as a decoration? Don't you know that their duty is to maintain order for my father and observe everyone's reaction?"
"Aren't they just standing there as decoration?" When Xiao Han heard Li Shimin's explanation, he immediately slapped his forehead and shouted that he had miscalculated!
Especially last time, he asked the Jin Wu guard standing behind to block the sunlight for him. Now that he thinks about it, he finally knows why the guard looked like he had swallowed a fly!
"Hahaha……"
Chai Shao and Ping Yang first looked at each other, then pointed at Xiao Han and laughed: It turns out that this kid has never known this almost open secret in official circles!
Xiao Han's face turned red and white. He covered his face and suddenly thought of something. He suddenly raised his head and asked Li Shimin: "Huh? That's not right. I was not the only one who slept in the last court. That old man always sleeps too!" "
Li Shimin hugged his belly and almost burst into tears. He said to him intermittently: "You...you are talking about Qiu Fu, right?! Haha, do you really know how to compare yourself with someone? How old is he? People over sixty do not violate the rules. ! Don’t talk about sleeping, even if he is sleepwalking, my father will not care about him! Think about it, besides him, who else sleeps in court? "
"Uh..." Xiao Han was speechless. After thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he really didn't find anyone else sleeping. They always slept like a mess and were not woken up until the end of the morning.
"Hey, who cares! Anyway, we got caught. The worst is, I just won't sleep next time!"
Xiao Han is open-minded. The emperor didn't beat him like this anyway! He didn't lose his official position, so he just got by!
Princess Pingyang covered her mouth and smiled happily. This was the first time she discovered that someone was so funny! When other people go to court, they wish they had four ears. Every word the emperor says must be carefully guessed! Afraid of missing anything!
How could he be like this? He went to court just to catch up on his sleep! However, this also proves from the side that Xiao Han is a really capable person. Such disregard of rules can actually make her father dare not punish her!
"Xiao Hou, you are really a strange person!"
Xiao Han bared his big white teeth: "Xiao Hou doesn't dare to be, don't dare to be! Princess, you should do the same as Brother Chai, just call me Xiao Han! What kind of strange person am I? I have long heard that princesses are not inferior to men, so you are the one." Strange man!"
"Strange man?"
"Strange man!"
"Hahaha……"
Seeing the two people bragging to each other in public, Chai Shao, who was very jealous, was not happy anymore. He slapped Xiao Han on the head and feigned anger: "Boy! I didn't bring Pingyang here to listen to your bragging! That's right! Put it aside in advance and let’s go! Go back and get two dishes first! I haven’t eaten anything in the morning, so I’m just waiting for your meal! I told Pingyang that the food you cook is hard to find in the world! Don’t fool Ang!”
Xiao Han was smiling happily and almost bit off his tongue with a slap. He touched his head and said dissatisfiedly: "It hurts! Brother Chai, can't you be gentler next time?"
"Hehe, get used to it, get used to it..."
Seeing Chai Shao's indifferent look, Xiao Han could only sigh. He couldn't get angry with such a person. He was so angry that he was still acting like a normal person.
The rabbit couldn't be chewed anymore, so he gave it to Lao Song. Xiao Han got up, patted his butt, and led people home.
After entering the door, I didn’t even go to the living room, but went straight to the kitchen! Li Shimin and Chai Shao behind were even more familiar with the road and followed them!
Princess Pingyang was a little hesitant at first, but then she was pulled to the kitchen by Chai Shao.
The fat chef in Xiao Han's family is now even fatter. He looked like a human before, but now he looks like a small mountain of meat when seen from a distance. So every time Xiao Han sees him, he is always afraid that one day he will get stuck on the kitchen door and pick the food. If he doesn't come down, he is asked to lose weight, but he always pushes back and makes people angry just by looking at him!
No, when I saw him swinging leisurely on the couch in the kitchen, I was so angry that I kicked him!
"Get up! A distinguished guest is here! Go get some good food! Cut up the cooked pig head and bring it over to me!"
The poor fat chef was half asleep and half awake when he was suddenly kicked and his little eyes opened in a blink of an eye!
Just when he was about to get angry, he saw that the person standing in front of him was Xiao Han. His fat face looked like a Sichuan opera, and he immediately changed from an angry expression to a flattering one.
He jumped up from the recliner, his fat body was extremely flexible, he nodded and bowed to Xiao Han and said: "Master Marquis? Why are you here? You are wearing an apron and you want to cook by yourself? I'll give you some advice. ?”
Xiao Han tied up his apron impatiently and walked towards the chopping board, saying, "Nonsense! Hurry up!"
The fat chef's smiling face had all the features squeezed together, and he hurriedly put on the apron that could be used as a bed sheet: "Okay! Mr. Marquis, you haven't shown your hands for a long time..."
Xiao Han and the fat chef were busy in the kitchen, and all the other cooks were kicked out. Chai Shao, Li Shimin, and Princess Yang were leaning against the door frame, chatting, and waiting for the delicious food to be cooked! Things that seem incredible to outsiders are so natural here!
Xiao Han believed that it was his duty to cook for his brothers. Chai Shao and Li Shimin felt at ease waiting. Only Princess Pingyang was not used to it. Why would a noble prince do such a lowly job?
However, when the food was served, Princess Pingyang immediately put this problem behind her. It was really eye-opening for her that such simple ingredients could be made so delicious.
There was a table full of dishes, and she only tentatively picked out one chopstick, and her eyes immediately lit up! The chopsticks haven’t stopped since! The wine next to you can’t even move!
"How's it going? This guy is good at cooking! I'm telling you, if he goes out to open a restaurant, he will definitely make a lot of money!"
After the food was over, Chai Shao showed off proudly to his wife while picking his teeth. Seeing that his wife ignored him, he felt a little embarrassed. He pointed at the little pork head meat left on the plate and said to Xiao Han: "Ahem, this The new dish is good! Your sister-in-law likes it too! I’ll give you a copy of the recipe right away. I didn’t even wink. If you don’t want it, why don’t you give it to me?”
I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people. Not only have I eaten it, but I have even peeped at the recipe! If it were anyone else, Xiao Han would really want to slap him in the face!
However, Xiao Han did not dare to do this to Chai Shao and the others. He could only say angrily: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat! Can't you just fiddle with it yourself?"
"No, now that I can do it, what do I need you to do?"
"you……"
"You, you, I, I..."
Chai Shao and Xiao Han were bickering, while Li Shimin diligently prepared dishes for the eldest sister, telling her from time to time the ingredients of these dishes and Xiao Han's so-called nutritional content.
After tasting all the dishes, Princess Pingyang took a sip of water, and then while picking her favorite dishes, she said to Li Shimin casually: "Erlang, it seems that you are doing well here. No wonder they all went back to Chang'an."
Li Shimin diligently filled up the water for the eldest sister, put down the kettle, and then said: "Sister, it's rare for me to relax for a few days, and since there's nothing major, I'm not in a hurry to go back, just treat it like a show and do the whole thing!"
Princess Pingyang nodded and said to Li Shimin: "Actually, when I come here this time, I also have news to tell you. A few days ago, news came from Jinyang that Liu Wuzhou and the Turks seemed to have signed an agreement and were preparing to go south!"
