"Hey, why are you still standing there? Let's go! Wait until someone sees you!"
"Oh... run slower and wait for me!"
Doing bad things is exciting! Especially with my good brothers! The freshness and excitement made Li Shimin extremely intoxicated, and today he could make up for some of the lost youthful moments.
Xiao Han, who had successfully led a good young man into evil, trotted along the wasteland to the fortress by the river.
No need to shout! Li Shimin saw that the people inside had opened the door for them. The two people who came out did not wait for Xiao Han's instructions, but they took the rabbit and prepared to skin it and get the meat. Their movements were very skillful, and he knew at a glance that this was definitely not the first time. Do it!
Two people and one rabbit were obviously not enough to eat. While the two people were busy, Xiao Han rolled his eyes and led Li Shimin down the riverside.
The river is now covered with thick ice, and the two of them would have fallen in if they had not gone up! However, just to be on the safe side, Xiao Han still struggled to move a big stone and threw it on the ice.
Yes, the big stone hit the ice, and only a handful of ice flowers were thrown out, and then they swirled and slid far away!
"Liuzi! Bring me the iron pick!" After testing the firmness of the ice, Xiao Han shouted excitedly towards the river, and then he staggered onto the ice.
"What are you going to do?" Li Shimin didn't know what he was going to do. He stood on the riverside and looked at the clumsy Xiao Han with some worry.
Xiao Han struggled to balance his body on the ice, and waved his hand twice in the air: "You'll know in a minute!"
The soles of the deerskin boots were a bit slippery, making it difficult to stand firmly on the ice. It took Xiao Han several attempts to get used to them.
After skating awkwardly on the ice twice, seeing Li Shimin still looking at the river, Xiao Han turned around and waved at him: "Hey, come down!"
Li Shimin watched Xiao Han having fun from the side, and his heart was already itching. When Xiao Han greeted him, he didn't put on any airs, and cautiously got on the ice.
Perhaps because of martial arts training, his sense of balance is much better than Xiao Han! The first time I skated, I actually skated better than Xiao Han, who had been roller skating before! When Xiao Han was still learning how to walk as a duck, others could slide so far!
On a winter afternoon, a prince and a marquis of the Tang Dynasty! In this turbulent moment, I was hiding here and skating heartlessly. If I told anyone about it, I would probably shock a bunch of people!
Just as the two were having fun, a man holding an iron drill more than four feet long on the river bank also hurriedly ran down!
Because I was in a hurry to deliver something to Lord Marquis, I ran away without thinking. Because I ran too fast, one foot was still standing on the hard mud by the river, and the other foot slipped on the ice!
"Stab...ouch..."
Xiao Han and Li Shimin only heard a sound like the tearing of cloth. They quickly turned their heads and saw Liuzi lying on the ice, with bulging eyes and open mouth! But strangely, not many sounds came from it!
"Ugh, it must hurt!"
Seeing this, Xiao Han and Li Shimin couldn't help but tighten their legs! I wonder, Liu Zi, will he become Xiao Liu Zi in the future?
"Liuzi? Liuzi! How about it? Does it matter?"
"...It's okay..." Liuzi covered his crotch, knelt on the ice, gritted his teeth and uttered two words.
"Don't you need me to help you up?"
"No, Lord Marquis, you are busy with your work, I don't care, just rest for a while!" Liu Zi almost cried, but he was injured! How could it be said? Just hold on! At the same time, I hope from the bottom of my heart that Mr. Hou will leave quickly and stop looking at me with such strange eyes...
"Okay, you should rest first."
Xiao Han was clearly almost suffering from internal injuries, but he still had to act like he was ignorant. It was really difficult for him...
After taking the iron stick that Liuzi had thrown on the ice, Xiao Han dragged Li Shimin to the middle of the river and dug holes in the ice with great effort!
The ice surface was really very strong, and the two of them worked hard until they were sweating, and finally broke through the thick ice surface!
As soon as the ice surface opened, due to the air pressure, river water immediately surged up! However, Xiao Han did this not once or twice. He had been prepared for it long ago. He prepared a few rocks in advance and stepped on them when the water started to come out.
On the other hand, Li Shimin had no such experience. The soles of his shoes were almost soaked with water. Only then did he understand the role of those stones. Then he hurriedly jumped up. Just when he was about to ask Xiao Han what he wanted to do, he saw that there was something in the hole he had just dug. A big fish head appeared, and its mouth opened and closed as if it was breathing!
"Xiao Han, there is fish!"
Little Plum screamed strangely, and before he could bend down to catch it, he saw Xiao Han quickly grabbing the mouth and gills of the fish and lifting it hard!
A large carp weighing four or five kilograms was pulled up, fell to the ice with a "bang", jumped a few times, and soon stopped moving!
As a proud son of heaven, poor little Lizi has never had the experience of catching fish and shrimps. When he saw that the fish would come to his door by himself, he was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth. He stared blankly at the ice hole, only to find that there was another A fish popped out!
Xiao Han, who successfully caught the big fish, was so excited that his nose was red. I wonder if it was inherited from his ancestors. Chinese people always love free food!
Braving the severe cold, he caught three or four big fish in a row until he saw that there were only some small fish heads left in the ice hole. Xiao Han gave up and happily climbed to the shore with one in each hand!
"This is the biggest braise, this one is roasted! The rest will be rewarded to Liuzi and given to him..." Xiao Han babbled happily while crawling.
Li Shimin was also carrying two fish, but the excitement on his face slowly faded. Instead, he worriedly said to Xiao Han in front of him: "But, this is carp!"
"It's just carp? What's wrong?" Xiao Han struggled to climb up the river bank and turned around to ask in confusion.
"Why, the Tang Dynasty has regulations that prohibit eating carp..."
"What? Who made the bullshit rules?"
"Uh, my dad..."
"Ahem..."
Xiao Han almost choked to death and coughed several times. Then he blushed and asked, "Why did your father set such a rule?"
Li Shimin also seemed a little embarrassed and said in a low voice: "Our family's surname is Li, Liyu, Tongli."
Xiao Han's brows almost knitted into a knot. No wonder he never saw anyone selling carp in the market. It turns out the roots are here!
"I'll go! Another thing to say is, if a man named Fan takes over the world, wouldn't everyone starve to death?"
"..." Li Shimin was speechless.
Xiao Han continued: "So, this is all nonsense. We are not allowed to eat. I haven't seen the people below eating less. The government can't go door to door to check what people are eating at meal time, right?"
That's right. Li Shimin was originally skeptical about eating carp to reduce his national life span. If that's true! Then Yang Guang probably lost his kingdom not because of his rebellious behavior, but because they ate too many sheep...
Things in this world are just that if you think about it!
So when Xiao Han started bragging about how delicious the carp he cooked was, Xiao Lizi had forgotten all about this funny rule.
When the two people, talking and laughing, returned to the fortress, the rabbit inside was already roasting on the fire!
This "stolen" rabbit is very fat! Everything roasted on the charcoal fire is dripping with oil, and the red charcoal swells with small sparks from time to time, which is really beautiful!
Wash the freshly caught fish and grill it on skewers. Xiao Han is always good at frying. But when it comes to roasting, I can’t always control the heat!
But it doesn't matter. Baking is a necessary skill for those who are marching and fighting. Both Lao Song and Xiao Lizi in the house are masters of this skill!
