"Then what are you?" Looking at Liu Hongji in the cold wind, Xiao Han had already vaguely guessed the reason why he was so miserable.
Sure enough, when Xiao Han asked, Liu Hongji felt aggrieved! Pulling Xiao Han, he cried and cried: "Brother Xiao, brother, I am also memorizing words! I was made to patrol every day. You said this is in Chang'an now, not outside. Who is patrolling birds all day long? Can we fight here?"
"You have to patrol every day?" Xiao Han was almost bursting with laughter, but he still pretended not to know, "Why do you use generals for patrols? Aren't they patrolling with scouts?"
Liu Hongji shook his head: "Who can say otherwise! I really don't know how crazy Xue Fufa, who joined the army as a recorder! That day, he said that my right foot went first into the tent. God can tell you, there is no rule that does not allow you to step in with your right foot first. ? He punished me for patrolling for a month! His grandma made me so angry! Whose general came out to patrol? This is obviously because he doesn’t like me. I don’t know where he offended him!"
Although it had been several days, Liu Hongji became very angry when he talked about this! A bunch of bastards, they usually call each other very affectionately, but at the critical moment, no one comes out to help! Return his grandma’s snickering!
Liu Hongji was still angry, while Xiao Han was groaning so hard that he was almost speechless...
Okay, the reason for this thing has not been found until now. It seems that it needs more patrols and more cold air!
"Ahem, hey, bear with it, Xue Shou is very angry now, and you can't afford to offend him! I'm scared when I see him, and I don't dare to ask him for mercy!"
"Begging for mercy? No! Why don't you just patrol? Just think of it as a walk around! Are you afraid of a bird?"
Speaking of which, Liu Hongji is not a sad person. As soon as he finished crying, he immediately put on an extremely vulgar expression and looked at Xiao Han with burning eyes: "Hey, let's not talk about these nonsense! Brother, before you How about the beauty I gave you a few days ago? Not bad! Let me tell you, when a man is alive, you can never wrong yourself! Don’t look at me, brother, I am ugly, but at your age, I have already slept with several people ! Let me tell you, this woman...eh? What is happening to you?"
Liu Hongji, who was interested, was about to teach Professor Xiao Han his own baby experience, but suddenly he found that Xiao Han, who had just looked like a curious baby, had somehow become upright and sat upright, looking up. ?
"What's wrong with your eyes? Is there sand in them?" Liu Hongji asked with a strange look in his eyes, and then subconsciously looked back!
Behind him, Xue Shou's face was as dark as the bottom of the marching pot!
"Oh God!"
Liu Hongji, who was worried about his neck, suddenly had a very bad premonition...
On the other hand, Xiao Han, while Xue Shang was glaring at Liu Hongji, quickly stood up straight and quietly took two steps back, then cupped his hands towards the two of them: "Haha, you guys go first, I have something urgent, so I'll go ahead. !”
After saying that, without waiting for the two people to speak, Xiao Han got back into the carriage as if running away. The carriage even deliberately circled the boss, bypassing the two of them before running towards Chang'an!
Liu Hongji cursed loudly, while Xue Pan clasped his hands and looked coldly at the carriage. In the carriage, Xiao Han's heartbeat was beating like a drum, and he didn't even dare to look outside.
I don’t blame Xiao Han for being unloyal, but I’m afraid that being with a bad teammate like Liu Hongji will make things worse. It’s better to run away first and explain later. As for now, Brother Liu, just be patient with him, anyway. Thick, resistant to beating!
The closer to Chang'an, the more people are on the road. Xiao Han's carriage is big enough, and it uses two horses. There is also a long convoy behind it. Anyone who is not blind can tell that this is a powerful person. , so the people rushing around on the road gave way, and after Xiao Han's carriage passed by, they muttered a few words and continued on their way.
Sitting in the car, looking at the people on the road who were avoiding each other, Xiao Han suddenly thought of a sentence, we will finally live like the people we hated at the beginning!
Once upon a time, when I saw the quiet streets being cleared, I was not like them. I only dared to curse in my heart to vent the unfairness of the world. But everyone knows that there is never true equality in this world!
At the end of the so-called big pot meal, the only outcome is that no one has anything to eat. Only when society has progressed to the extreme, with great material abundance and the elimination of greed, can it be possible to realize this seemingly beautiful dream, but by then , should be close to extinction soon...
At the end of the year, there were more emotions. Just when Xiao Han was feeling sad about the autumn, the carriage slowly stopped.
"Arrived? So soon?" Xiao Han was startled. Just as he was about to lift the curtain to take a look, Xiaodong, who was driving in front, suddenly poked his head in: "Master Hou, someone is fighting in front!"
"A fight started?" Upon hearing this, Xiao Han quickly pushed Xiaodong's head out, but he stretched out his head and looked forward.
Xiao Han came to Chang'an from the northeast. He originally planned to enter Chang'an through Tonghua Gate. In front of him was Ba Bridge. The weeping willows by the river had long lost their leaves, leaving only messy willow branches floating in the air. Under the willow tree, a Dressed luxuriously, but with a thin figure, he looked like a drunken young man cursing at an old man driving a bullock cart.
I couldn't hear what was said clearly, I could only see that there were many people watching around me. There were a few people who looked indignant, but they were blocked out by a few healthy servants.
Xiao Han squinted his eyes and took a few glances. He didn't recognize this young man. In other words, he knew very few people in Chang'an. Zhang Qiang didn't follow him today, and there wasn't even anyone to inquire.
Xiao Han is not an angry young man now, maybe he was in the past, but he is definitely not now. He has not seen things come to an end, and he cannot distinguish right from wrong at all. If people are not rich in this world, they must be bad. Wrong, only a 250-year-old ranger can do that. Without saying a word, just go up and start doing it!
Just when he was about to tell Xiaodong to continue on his way, things suddenly changed again!
At first, the young man just cursed at the old man, and the old man didn't say anything back. He lowered his head and leaned against the bullock cart. In Xiao Han's opinion, if things continued like this, it would be over soon. After all, a slap in the face couldn't make a difference. If you curse someone and they don't retaliate, you will lose interest. Then the dispute will be resolved. You go your way and I will cross mine. Anyway, you can tell by your clothes that you are not from the same world.
But in this world, there is never a shortage of people who love to watch the fun. If there is another nosy person among these people who love to watch the fun, tsk tsk tsk...
Before Xiao Han could retract his head, his eyes suddenly caught sight of a very familiar figure looking at the young man in fine clothes and he rushed over. Before the people around him could react, he flew up into the air and kicked him. On the young man's chest!
Hearing a scream of "Ah...", the young man turned from a proud man into a prawn in an instant. He almost flew out and staggered back several steps!
where is this place? In Baqiao! What's behind the youth? Of course it’s Bashui!
The young man held his chest and took a few steps back, barely able to steady himself on the shore. His chest was so painful from being kicked that he couldn't breathe evenly. Just when he was about to open his eyes to see who was coming, who knew what happened? The head hammer followed again...
"Ah... Bang! Click!" The pig-like scream was heard almost simultaneously with the sound of the heavy object falling to the ground and the ice surface. At this time, the healthy servant brought by the young man reacted and started shouting. Rushed over!
The people watching the excitement on the shore, including Baqiao, finally saw something they were happy to see. The drunken young man was knocked cleanly into the river by someone who was not even able to stand still. The river bank was at least four or five meters away from the river. Feet high!
Normally, falling from this height would be extremely painful, but if this young man fell down on his butt, wouldn't it mean that he would break into eight pieces?
You know, although it is the middle of winter, the weather this year is much warmer than in previous years, and the ice on the river is not strong at all. Otherwise, Xiaodong and Lengzi couldn't have fallen in a few days ago!
