"His grandma is pretty good at pretending, right? Then don't blame me for being rude!" Looking at the people in this room, Xiao Han was not angry at all. He was about to have an attack, but then he remembered something, Ximei He smiled and closed the door silently.
Bypassing the table, he walked to the corner first. Xiao Han crouched down and rummaged through a pile of jars. Finally, he dug out two rough porcelain jars and patted the sturdy seals of the jars, like a monkey who had obtained a magic weapon. Generally speaking, the smile is especially cunning.
At this time, the guest with a guilty conscience was still pretending to be playful and avoiding an unknown bone flying towards him. Xiao Han first came to Liu Hongji with a jar of wine. With so many people, he was the happiest.
Moreover, this product still has wood chips in its hair! But even so, you still dare to pretend that nothing is wrong, you are really thick-skinned!
The jar weighing more than ten kilograms was placed heavily on the table, and the "bang" sound drowned out all the noise. When the people around looked at it, they couldn't pretend anymore. No matter they were cursing or eating, they all stopped. Look at Xiao Han standing at the table.
Liu Hongji held up the bowl and looked at Xiao Han blankly. Before he could say anything, Xiao Han snatched the bowl from his hand. If he hadn't just drank the last sip of wine, Xiao Han would have poured at least half of it on it. On him!
Holding the bowl, Xiao Han seemed a little disappointed when he saw that no wine was spilled. He placed the wine bowl heavily on the table and glanced around at the people present. Seeing this posture, the others understood what Xiao Han was going to do. Now, this is my opening speech. I had so much fun eating, drinking and playing that I almost forgot all these rules!
Someone took the lead, and the others quickly followed. Those who still had the remaining wine in their bowls drank it all, while those who had no wine consciously handed over their bowls and lined up in a row on the big round table, waiting for the master to refill them. liquor.
Seeing these people being so eye-catching, Xiao Han finally nodded with satisfaction. Fortunately, they are not stupid!
Lifting the wine jar, he poured it down the row of bowls with great pride, even Xiao Lizi's bowl. The jar of wine reached the bottom, so it was only half full!
Throwing the empty wine jar into the arms of the servant serving over there, Xiao Han brought another jar over, patted open the mud seal, and then filled everyone's wine bowls.
The bowl is a large coarse porcelain bowl, and the wine is clear steamed wine, so bright that it seems to reflect the silhouette of people. How can that aroma be found in ordinary wine? When Xiao Han poured some wine just now, he sprinkled some on the table, which made many people's hearts twitch! If it weren't so embarrassing, I would lie down on the table and suck it clean, it would be better than wasting such precious liquid!
After pouring the wine, he threw away the remaining wine jar. The servant who had just put down the empty jar quickly jumped to the rescue. Only then was he able to pick up the wine jar before it hit the ground.
After taking a look at the people around him, Xiao Han reached out and took out a bowl first, holding it in front of his chest. The others naturally followed suit and took away their own wine.
When everyone was holding a bowl of wine in their hands, Xiao Han finally said his first words: "Masters, this bowl is for you who have returned from victory, drink to win!"
“Drink to win!!!”
This was considered the host's opening ceremony. Although they arrived a little late, everyone still shouted out in a dignified manner, and some anxiously put the wine to their mouths.
Everyone can smell the aroma of this wine, but few people know that the reason why these jars of wine are so fragrant is because they are all wine heads.
It looks crystal clear and smells fragrant, but once you drink it...
Tsk tsk tsk, this clear wine immediately feels like a rebellion!
The high-alcohol liquor Xiao Han brought out has an allusion to drinking it. It is not called drinking, but called drinking fire!
It sounds a bit exaggerated, but everyone who has sung this wine knows that this is no lie!
In Zhuangzi, even Uncle Lengzi, who loves drinking the most, said when he tasted it for the first time: After one sip of this wine, it felt like a line of fire extending from the mouth to the stomach! Next, I felt like my stomach was on fire. It was extremely exciting and enjoyable!
After Xiao Han had a brief taste of it, he deeply agreed with this, and carefully stored them for future use in deceiving others!
Of course, choosing this wine is like choosing the Seven Injury Fist, hurting others and yourself! Even Xiao Han, who was extremely drunk, couldn't bear it. He just relied on the two raw eggs he secretly swallowed before to protect his stomach!
Xiao Han raised the bowl high and drank all the wine in the bowl! It immediately aroused a lot of applause! Those who have attended the banquet before still remember to applaud and cheer for it.
After drinking a bowl of wine, my face immediately turned red and my stomach ruminated slightly. I didn't dare to open my mouth for fear of spitting it all out again, so I could only turn the big bowl over, and only a few drops of wine were left on the rim of the bowl.
"good!!"
“Good drinker!”
Zhang Qiang held up the bowl and cheered loudly, with admiration in his eyes, even if he drank the wine in the bowl, he would not even put it in his mouth!
Changsun Wuji and Xue Shou saw that Xiao Han had finished the drink quickly, so they picked up the bowl without thinking too deeply. However, they had always regarded themselves as gentlemen, so of course they couldn't just drink it with their heads raised. As soon as they clinked the glasses, each of them had a small taste. Suddenly, his face was so wrinkled that he couldn’t even look at it!
Of course, there were a few smart ones, like Xiao Lizi, who suddenly saw the performance of these two people and immediately stopped putting the wine bowl in their mouths, and instead took a look at the situation first!
Xiao Han has always loved tinkering with weird things, and it would be bad if he accidentally got into trouble.
But apart from the few people at this table who were still sober, most of the remaining people were already intoxicated by the atmosphere. How could they hold back?
After taking a sip, he held the wine bowl as if he were drinking Sanlejiang normally. He poured it down while pouring it back while looking dissatisfied at the people who didn't drink.
What's there? Xiao Han's wine was a bit strong, but a man can be drunk to death, but he can't be scared to death! Come on!
However, the dissatisfied look only lasted for less than a second, and then it was replaced by a look of despair. I finally understood that some losses are not something that can be taken lightly...
"puff……"
As the first wine sword spurted out from the drinker's mouth! The whole room went crazy, and the wine that was regarded as a treasure just now was sprayed everywhere! Fortunately, they are all military commanders, and their reactions are quite sensitive, and they know how to turn around and spray again, otherwise the food that has already been served will be in vain!
The smell in the room was so overwhelming that some people just ran away! The sound of choking coughs came one after another, looking far, far away in this quiet night.
In the small building of Zhang Qiang's house, Xue Pan opened the window and looked at the bright lights in Xiao Han's house. There were faint curses coming from the house, and there were people staggering outside the house. He couldn't help but smile knowingly, and touched his chest. There was a handle of gold as a handle. , gem-decorated, gorgeous and shapeless small mirror is quietly hidden there.
This is something that Xiao Han thought about for a long time before making. Although it looks a bit tacky, the gold and silver is only a palm-sized mirror, but now, it is almost a priceless treasure. Even the well-informed shopkeeper of the Xue family When I first saw myself in the mirror, I was shocked! I begged Xiao Han to do it again, he wanted to be the treasure of the store!
Zhang Qiang's eldest wife leaned lazily on the chair, eating the delicacies sent by Xiao Han. Seeing that Xue Pan was lost in thought, she laughed playfully and said jokingly: "Sister? What are you looking at? Are you missing your lover? How about sister?" Send you over to take a look? It’s too far and cold to lie on the window!"
"Sister, what are you talking about! Who missed him!" When Xiao Min teased her, Xue Pan immediately blushed, quickly closed the window, and jumped towards Xiao Min, shining her cold hands on her neck. The child reached in.
"Ah! Are you trying to silence someone? Oh... Liang, help..."
There was a burst of laughter and commotion in the small building, but the scenery was not enough to be appreciated by outsiders.
But at Xiao Han's place, the dinner party went directly to the bottom after a bowl of wine!
How could the wine that even Xiao Han was preparing to trick people be so delicious? ! Even if it is vomited out, what is left in the stomach is enough to make a person with poor alcohol tolerance become confused.
The dancing demons and howling ghosts were absolutely appropriate for Xiao Han's dinner party. The delicacies that were originally regarded as treasures were also smashed. Someone jumped and danced on the table, and someone stepped on someone's plate and was immediately snatched from the table. Come down and give me a good beating...
The young Luo Shixin was a little reserved, and there was something wrong with the way he looked at Xiao Han. He wanted to speak several times, but as soon as he came over, he was dragged away. After two bowls, he couldn't hold his tongue straight!
He persisted and swayed to Xiao Han, blushing and talking a lot, and finally couldn't hold on any longer, lying on his back on the ground, the wine mixed with minced meat in his mouth spurted out like a fountain, Lao Gao, but he was No more consciousness.
