"Oh~ I hit it! I'm simply a genius!"
Seeing the pheasant fly away, Xiao Han immediately became as excited as a child and jumped up and cheered.
Xue Pan on the side didn't see the chicken fly out, only saw Xiao Han jumping so high, and he was dissatisfied. Please, please, with such a good crossbow and such a close range, a blind man can hit it.
Xiao Han didn't care. People who have never hunted can never imagine the pleasure of prey falling under their hands. He threw the crossbow arrow at Xiaodong and was about to pick up the prey. The fool beside him rushed out first with a long look. .
The unlucky pheasant was pulled out of the tree trunk with great effort, and its long and colorful hair was stained red with blood. The women who saw it were very dissatisfied, as if the fool had become a murderer.
Xiao Hanle's mouth was wide open. In his eyes, no matter how beautiful it is, it still tastes the same when it's cooked.
After taking the pheasant, the blood was still dripping down. I quickly put my legs aside to prevent the blood from dripping on my boots. They were very difficult to wash!
"Haha... This pheasant is so fat! Feeding one person will definitely not be a problem!" Xiao Han held the wings of the pheasant and weighed it for a moment, then he swung the pheasant in front of Zhang Qiang and the others like a show off, causing a lot of yelling... ...But we all want him to be more relaxed and don't spill chicken blood...
The first battle was won. The pheasant that was the first prey weighed four or five kilograms. It is rare for pheasants on the mountain to be so fat. No wonder Xiao Han didn't run away when he saw it. It probably couldn't run either. Only then was Xiao Han killed. Got a bargain.
When you enter the mountains, you would be really sorry for yourself if you don’t collect a few prey! In Xiao Han's opinion, the current natural environment is really great! There are all kinds of pheasants, hares, and even wild wolves! As I walked, I could hear wolves howling from time to time. The sound was shrill and shrill, lingering in the forest. I originally thought that Xiao Min and the others would be scared, but in the end nothing happened. It seemed that I was the only one who was frightened.
Xiaodong's crossbow arrows and Lao Qiu's longbow. In this forest, as long as their prey is seen by them, there is absolutely no way to escape. Even Xiao Han, after shooting five or six crossbow arrows, proudly grabbed a The rabbit came back and made Xue Pan and the others very dissatisfied: The rabbit is so cute, why do you want to eat the rabbit...
"Cute?" Xiao Han looked at the gray rabbit weighing five or six pounds in his hand, and decided to make a braised rabbit head for them if he had the chance to let them know how ugly a rabbit without long ears is...
There are too many prey in the mountains, and their weapons are too powerful. They are by no means comparable to ordinary hunters’ hunting bows made of bamboo and wood! Without much effort, Lunzi and the others had several fat rabbits, pheasants, and foxes on their bodies, but the meat was said to be too juicy, so they were thrown away.
In the middle, deep in the forest, I saw a deer. Just as I was about to hit it, I was stopped by Zhang Qiang’s second wife. She pointed at the big deer that turned around and ran away behind her and said, "No, you can’t hit this one. Look at how big its belly is." , maybe there is a fawn. If you kill it, won’t the fawn also die? This must not be shot!"
Although Xiao Han thought it was nonsense that a deer with long horns was pregnant, but when he saw Zhang Qiang’s raised fist, he immediately nodded in agreement. It’s just venison. There’s plenty of time to eat it. I’m not greedy. Well, I’m not greedy...
Friends, beautiful scenery, and harvests are all there. Life is like this, what more can I ask for?
I don’t know how long it took, but there were already too many prey to catch, and a big snake I caught along the way was also thrown away, because Xue Pan and the others screamed when they saw this thing, hiding far away and shouting, and they had to be stunned. Throw it away. If you don’t throw it away, throw it away...
Seeing such a big long worm being thrown to the roadside like this, Xiao Han was heartbroken. Snake soup is a great supplement...
I didn't plan to start a party in the mountains. The mountains and forests are not the place to light a fire. In the high and dry autumn season, a little spark may cause disaster!
After packing up the prey, the excited group returned home with a full load and prepared to go down the mountain along the rugged mountain road.
Xue Pan held a wild chrysanthemum in her hand and a long pheasant tail in her hair. She sang a song and walked happily ahead, as if she was so happy and her memory was only that of her brother who took her when she was very young. It had happened before, and now with Xiao Han and the others, it seemed that she was back to that carefree age, and this feeling made her feel particularly comfortable.
"Xue Pan, be careful, don't step in the air and fall!" Seeing the long tail feathers on Xue Pan's head trembling, Xiao Min and the second lady both covered their mouths and snickered, especially when they saw Xiao Han looking at his back. When I looked a little entranced, I smiled even more happily.
"Okay, my sister, I know!" Xue Pan replied without looking back, and raised his little hand and waved it back, revealing a lotus root-like arm, which made Xiao Han's mouth water. When we got down, the ancients said that it was beautiful and delicious, and you won’t deceive me!
There is no time in the mountains. I originally thought that not much time had passed, but after leaving the mountain, I realized that it was already the afternoon. No wonder my stomach was growling like a drum.
The two guards who stayed at the foot of the mountain had prepared a pile of firewood earlier. They were waiting for everyone to come back. The forest was so big that they did not dare to leave their carriages and horses here and go into the mountain to look for them. The two of them had long been anxious. Like a donkey pulling a mill, he circled the carriage countless times, almost turning the horses to vomit...
As the sun was heading west, singing finally came from the mountain pass. The two anxious guards immediately looked there eagerly. At least they were not disappointed this time. The long-awaited Xue Pan finally appeared from the mountain pass.
"My dear grandma, you are back. If you don't come back, neither of us will be able to survive..."
When the two guards saw Xue Pan, they almost burst into tears. They wiped their eyes and rushed over as if they had been hit by an arrow in the butt.
Xue Pan was so happy playing today that he didn't know how worried the two guards were. When he looked up, he was startled by the two big heads that suddenly appeared in front of him. He almost threw the walnuts he picked...
"What's wrong with you two? Are you hungry? Don't worry, we have hunted a lot of prey, and we will cook it for you!"
Smiling at the two of them, Xue Pan happily ran to the firewood pile. According to Xiao Han, the food she made with her own labor was the most fragrant, and she couldn't wait!
The fire was lit and the hanging pot was set up. The scent of burning wood suddenly ignited everyone's hungry stomachs. Xiao Han didn't care about making beggar chickens, so he told Xiaodong and the others to wash the pheasants. The hair was not even plucked out before being thrown into the pot.
There were a lot of people this time, so the pot I brought was a serious military product. (Is there anything less serious?)
The pot is huge! It contained at least two pheasants and three hares, but it was not full. I poured a pot of water and threw in a handful of wild onions I came across on the road! Just cut up the old ginger you brought and throw it into the pot!
As for the spices, he threw them into the pot one by one. In the end, Xiao Han poured in the mushrooms he specially picked and stirred them randomly with a spatula. The aroma of the churning aroma suddenly hit his nostrils. , so that the saliva of the few people surrounding the pot almost drowned out the firewood!
Xiao Han didn't bring a second pot with him at all, so Uncle Qiu and the two guards crowded around the pot, each holding a piece of firewood and preparing to fill it.
The two guards were very unaccustomed to cooking in the same pot with their master. The respect taught by the elders at home suddenly seemed to be ineffective here. The two looked stupidly at Xiao Hou throwing seasonings into it. Uncle Foolish. He and Lao Qiu stirred the broth skillfully and cooperated with each other so tacitly. It seemed that they had definitely done this more than once. Could it be that the servant could often stir the soup with the Marquis in the same pot?
The two of them thought wrongly. Xiao Han and Uncle Lengzi would definitely do this more than once, and even if they were the ones who took the blame, they would do this more than once...
The dog meat rolled three times, and the gods could not stand still. Facing the big dogs and puppies all over the slope, it was strange that Xiao Han could bear it, even if the dog belonged to his own family...
It's not good for one person to steal a dog. It's very troublesome to clean up. Xiaodong and Lengzi are not strict with each other, so they can't be joined together. Thinking about it, Uncle Lengzi is reliable, and he can catch up with a good arrow. Lao Qiu, behind the big rock by the river is the home of the small column of dog thieves...
Originally, a few people thought simply. Who could find out if there were a few missing dogs out of more than a hundred? But I didn't expect that the dog-headed general was discovered in the end. I don't know how he communicated with the dog. He actually found Lao Qiu and Uncle Lengzi's house, and he blocked the door and started cursing!
The Marquis has his own share of eating dog meat, but in order not to expose the Marquis, the two of them could only swallow their anger, bear the bad reputation, and let him curse outside the door until they couldn't bear it anymore and just went out and beat him up...
Eating a meal of dog meat, getting scolded, and then going out to beat the scolder has become a joke in Zhuangzi. Even children know that these two old men steal dogs without shame, but the image of the instigator, Xiao Han, is still the same Upright and fair...
"Hey, don't be stunned! Dinner is ready!"
After everyone waited eagerly around the hanging pot for less than half an hour, Xiao Han poked the meat in the pot with chopsticks and finally said what everyone had been waiting for.
"Hey, hey, don't grab it, don't grab it! Come one by one..."
Xiao Min has been familiar with Xiao Han for a long time, and now she has completely become like her husband Zhang Qiang, not knowing what politeness means!
While shouting in his mouth, "Don't grab it," he didn't hesitate at all. He turned the big spoon very quickly, and in a blink of an eye, he filled several bowls for himself, giving one bowl to the pregnant woman first, and then another bowl to Xue Pan. Very happy...
"You guys can fish it too, you're welcome, Xiao Han, don't be stunned, eat it..."
"Ahem, spoon...just a spoon..."
"...Oh, you didn't tell me earlier, here I give it to you!"
Xiao Han took the spoon numbly, turned around and gave Zhang Qiang a look of great sympathy. When did the gentle and quiet Xiao Min become so domineering and exposed? ! No wonder Zhang Qiang was so miserable in those days...
