The wildfire rolled up fallen leaves and burned outward like flying leaves. It was about to lose control of the fire. I don't know if God was helping Xiao Han, but the wind direction suddenly changed at this moment, and the flames burned towards the ditch! The edge of the ditch is full of yellow mud, and the fire has lost its madness at this point.
After paying the price of two pieces of clothing and three pairs of shoes, the fire was finally put out by the ditch.
Several people stood blankly on a piece of scorched earth, with traces of green smoke still rising from the soles of their feet. Their originally fair faces had long turned into those of Huode Xingjun, especially Zhang Qiang, whose head was still smoking white. cigarette……
"My new clothes... I just wore them once..."
Xiaodong was holding the clothes and was about to cry. When he was putting out the fire, he was so anxious that he didn't even think about the clothes. After the fire was out, he was ready to put on clothes. Only then did he realize that the new clothes he had been holding around for a long time were already there. More than half of them are missing, and even the remaining ones are full of holes...
"It's all the idiot's fault!"
Xiaodong finished crying, threw the beggar's clothes on the ground, and walked towards the idiot.
"Brother Xiaodong, what are you going to do? Calm down. I am also a victim. Look, you still have half a sleeve left, and I only have a cuff..."
The idiot looked at the ferocious Xiaodong and explained in a panic while showing Xiaodong the few inches of cloth left in his hand. Unfortunately, if the explanation was useful, why would he need a weapon?
"Fuck him!!"
In the chaos, no one knew who suddenly shouted, and a piece of tattered clothes fell from the sky, just covering the fool's head. The next second, fists fell like raindrops...
On the charred land, three people were sitting on the ground, curiously looking at a burnt black mud pimple in the ground. Next to them, a strong young man was lying on the side like mud, looking like he was breathing but not breathing...
"Can it be delicious?" Zhang Qiang stroked his half-burnt hair and curiously poked the mud lump with a stick, causing it to roll all over the floor...
Xiao Han rolled his eyes at Zhang Qiang. He was really white. His eyes and teeth were all white. The rest of his face was darker than the African uncle...
"What are you doing blindly? Why don't you eat it!"
"If you don't eat it, what will you eat? Everything you brought this time has been burned. Is there anything left to eat?" Zhang Qiang looked angry and wanted to kick the fool again...
Xiao Han brought the mud wheel back, and while tapping the hard shell with a stone, he said angrily: "You still have the nerve to say, why do you have to take things off the horse and always put them on the horse?" , won’t it be fine?”
Zhang Qiang was choked by Xiao Han and stared at him: "How did I know that this guy is so stupid that he can be burned like this with a fire?"
"I'm not stupid...it's the wind, you have to believe me..."
The weak voice of defense came from the side, but soon, he closed his mouth under a burning black and hard cake...
After wiping the finger that had lost the cake, Zhang Qiang turned his head angrily and said impatiently to Xiao Han who kept knocking: "Can you hurry up? The whole family is waiting for your chicken. Are you still there?" This sheep-grinding skill!”
"You know nothing, this is technical. Besides, you are waiting for my chicken, not my chicken..."
"Okay, okay, I have broadened my horizons in this life. This is the first time I saw a muddy chicken..."
"Tch, it's rare to see something strange!"
The burned loess was as hard as stone. Xiao Han knocked it for a long time, but except for some dirt falling off, it still stubbornly remained the same...
"How dare you bully me!" He became angry, raised the lump of mud and threw it to the ground. The lump of mud suddenly split in half from the middle, and a stream of clear oil flowed out first, followed by Yes, there is also a tangy fragrance!
"Damn, it smells so good!"
Xiao Han himself was startled by the smell. In fact, he didn't know whether the beggar was successful or not...
The fool was pretending to be a dead dog on the ground. When he asked about the smell, he jumped up to Xiao Han's side. Looking eagerly at the muddy pimples on the ground that were still slowly producing oil, he kept sniffing: "Master Hou's chicken smells so good." …”
"Your chicken is so delicious!" Xiao Han's head was covered with black lines, but his hands were not idle. He tore off the layer of mud in a few times, and threw the burned yellow mud with chicken feathers all over the floor. In some places, there were even When the chicken skin was torn off, the aroma that seemed to be roasted but not roasted became more and more intense. The people watching wanted to stuff the chicken skin and mud into their mouths!
Not long after, a white beggar's chicken appeared in front of everyone. There was salt in the trousers of Lao Qiu's horse. He took it and poured it on the roasted chicken. Xiao Han first tore off a piece of salt in front of everyone's expectant eyes. A chicken leg is brought to the mouth.
I don’t know whether he was tired from putting out fires, hungry all morning, or whether it was the result of his hard work. Xiao Han almost ate this chicken leg and shed tears...
"too delicious!!!!"
When Zhang Qiang heard this, he couldn't bear it any longer, so he immediately took down the chicken wings and opened and closed his big mouth, and a chicken wing fell into his stomach...
"Woooo... You guys eat, you eat too!" Xiao Han chewed the chicken legs and shouted at Xiaodong, the fool whose eyes were red with greed. Suddenly, the two of them were like tigers descending from the mountain, hungry wolves pounced on food, Of course, they did not forget to give the embarrassed Lao Qiu some pieces of chicken breast...
A chicken weighed only three or four kilograms, which was enough for these men to eat. Soon, the chicken turned into a pile of chicken bones. Zhang Qiang took the chicken ribs and picked his teeth slowly and politely, as if he had something to say. Looking at this field thoughtfully, I suddenly felt that it would be nice to be here, if I could eat this chicken every day!
The people of Sanyuan County were destined not to be idle in the past two days. The news that a marquis was coming to this area made them unable to sleep peacefully for a long time. The previous cruel and mediocre marquis had long since passed away due to the exaggerated legends of the elders. The people of Sanyuan County were shocked when they heard this.
When the new marquis came, every family even hid all their remaining money. Those with beautiful daughters almost sent them to live with relatives in other places. But no one expected that the new arrival would The Marquis turned out to be a heartless person...
Have you ever seen a marquis bring his own hoe and ox-drawn plow? Is he the Marquis or Brother Monkey? Is this for farming?
Thinking of the scene two days ago, people in Sanyuan County still talk about it. They thought that the strange manure scoop of the Marquis was powerful enough. Unexpectedly, in the afternoon, the Marquis and three followers rushed into the city from nowhere. One was as hot as a roast chicken, and two were shirtless, with their hair almost completely burned off. They walked through the market with such swagger that the young girls and young wives couldn’t help but peek through the cracks in the window. After watching this, they still couldn’t forget to sigh. Take a bite...
"Master Hou spends too much money..."
These were the only words that Uncle Lunzi came up with in his blank mind at that time. Little did he know that Xiao Han was also sad, and I was forced to do this...