Seeing that this slap was about to hit the fat man's face with the sound of wind, Xiao Han, who was lying on the ground, suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled Xiaodong. The menacing slap immediately deflected a little, crossing the fat man's head and slapping him directly. On the shoulders, the fat meat next to the fat man's shoulders was shaken like waves...
"Hey... be gentle!" The fat man was lying on the floor and didn't know what was going on. He just felt a burning pain on his shoulder and screamed. He turned back and glared at Xiaodong and scolded him.
Xiaodong was furious and was about to give him another kick, but Xiao Han glared at him. No matter how reluctant Xiaodong was, he had no choice but to angrily move behind the fat man and start working as a bather. The boss wanted to hear the fat man brag, so he had to sacrifice himself. ...He still has some good eyesight!
"Yes, that's it, hiss, be gentle...Oh, you don't know, this matter has spread all over the military camp! That means you don't know outside!"
Continuing to lie down and enjoy Xiaodong's powerful Vajra Palm, Fatty Wang spoke with a bit of pain and a bit of joy.
"Oh, shopkeeper Wang, please stop being so secretive. How can we know what's going on in the military camp? We don't dare to inquire casually. If we don't take off the hat of spying on military intelligence, the head on this neck can be regarded as white. Yes!" the wretched man said complimentarily.
"Hahahaha... yes, yes!" Fatty Wang glanced around proudly, and then said: "You don't know, this god is really a god! My brother's cousin's nephew's friend is a school captain, mention it God, you can admire me every time!"
"Oh..." Seeing the fat man's admiring look, the people around him nodded along, "Colonel Lieutenant, for ordinary people like them, he is quite an official!"
The fat man saw that the people around him were listening attentively, and he became more and more proud. He shook his head and continued: "It is said that the god was walking on the road that day and happened to see the leg of His Highness King Qin's horse break, causing the king of Qin to fall! Seeing this, he stepped forward and gently stroked the broken leg...guess what happened?" Fatty Wang was so excited that big beads of sweat were rolling down his face, but he didn't even wipe them away, as if the godly man was I am average!
"What's wrong?" everyone asked in unison.
"What's wrong? Huh, tell me, I'll scare you to death!" Fatty Wang looked at the people around him with contempt, cleared his throat, and continued: "This horse with a broken leg was healed right then! And it ran very fast! I can’t even see the shadow!”
"Tch...who are you lying to?!"
"Hey, hey, hey... don't believe it. Also, God saw that the weapons of our soldiers were too crude, so he wrote down a secret recipe. When the blacksmiths saw it, they knelt down! And the weapons made from this secret recipe , it is no exaggeration to say that it cuts iron like clay and blows hair into pieces!"
When Fatty Wang saw that others didn't believe him, he immediately became anxious and vomited out everything his brother's cousin's nephew's friend told him!
Sure enough, there were some sensible people here. One of them, a rather sturdy man, took the words in an angry voice and said: "I also know a little about this. My uncle is a blacksmith. I heard from him that there are blacksmiths in the army who specialize in making this recipe. Swords, my uncle also said that when the world is at peace, this secret recipe will be announced to everyone, so that everyone can use the utensils and farm tools made with the secret recipe."
"Ouch!" The strong man's words immediately seemed like his nest was exploding!
"What? Can such a secret recipe be made public to the world? Wouldn't this god's ancestor be angry to death?!"
"Unfilial descendants, how can the laws of our ancestors be easily taught to others?"
Several elderly people exclaimed, causing the strong man to glare angrily.
"They are doing things that are beneficial to the future generations of the people. How can they be sorry to their ancestors? Although I haven't read a few days, I know that our ancestors hope that we can live better and better, not that we can't even honor our ancestors. I can’t afford it!”
"You rude man, how can you talk? Who can't afford to set up a table! What does this have to do with worshiping the ancestors?" Several old men choked at the strong man's words, and suddenly felt blushing. It's just that losing is not losing. If you pick a strong man, ask him to explain! "
"This..." The strong man just spoke out of emotion, so he didn't even consider saying these words. Now several old men surrounded him and asked him to explain. He could explain it, but he hesitated for a long time without saying a word. .
Just when the old man Shuirun was chattering around the strong man to explain, Xiao Han climbed up from the ground slowly and politely, wrapped a linen cloth around his waist, and said to the group of old men: "Wait a minute, I think so This brother is right!"
"Who are you?" an old man asked.
"It doesn't matter who I am, it's just this principle, I can't tell the difference! This brother is right. If everyone thinks like the old man, then can the old man eat the food that Shennong discovered? "
"Um...this..."
"Leizu discovered silk. I wonder if the old gentleman has ever worn it?"
"This one goes through naturally."
Has the old man ever used the saw invented by Mr. Lu Ban? "
"..."
"Hahahaha... If this is the case, then why do you say that the laws of our ancestors cannot be leaked?"
There is no need to talk too much. The principles in this world are often like being covered with a piece of paper. If you pierce it, everyone can see it clearly!
After Xiao Han said that, before the people around him who were thinking with their heads down came to their senses, Xiao Han stretched, then took a deep look at the strong man, and walked out with the bucket, Xiaodong naturally followed closely behind. Before leaving, he didn't forget to kick Fatty Wang so hard that he almost fell into the barrel...
After getting dressed outside, Xiaodong naturally saw that Xiao Han was not in high spirits, but he didn't know why. He should be happy when he heard others praising him, but why did he look depressed now?
Xiao Han was not in the mood to explain. All the way back to the huge and empty yard, Xiao Han threw himself on the bed without taking off his clothes.
The people and things he met in the bathhouse today suddenly gave Xiao Han a wake-up call!
It turned out that his mentality was still not correct, and he always thought that history would go down according to what he knew. However, he did not know that his arrival had quietly changed the world. Although it seems that his impact on the world is very small now, It is so small that it is invisible, but no one can tell what the result will be due to the ubiquitous chain reaction, including Xiao Han himself!
What will happen if Li Shimin is defeated by Wang Shichong in two years? What would happen if Li Jiancheng gave Li Shimin incurable poison? What if Xuanwu Gate fails to usher in the event that makes the world tremble?
I am just a mayfly, how can I shake an elephant?
From tomorrow on, I only hope that the door will face the sea and the spring flowers will bloom... With this most sincere wish and the fear of the unknown future, Xiao Han fell asleep in a daze.
There were very few entertainment activities in the Tang Dynasty. When the sun went down, people in the Tang Dynasty went back to their homes. The annoying quiet street drum sounded like a reminder, and the streets became clean in an instant. If ordinary people were still wandering on the streets at this time, they would be killed by the military. If you catch him, he will be whipped ten times!
As night falls, smoke from cooking pots curls up in the blue-grey sky. People who have worked hard all day begin to enjoy this rare tranquility. Even the cicadas who have been calling all day have stopped and are waiting to continue their singing career tomorrow.
It's just that Chang'an City is too big. In this huge and quiet Chang'an City, there will always be some discordant sounds.
Wu Hou, who was responsible for maintaining public security, locked the gate and began to lead a team to patrol the whole city, hoping to meet a few blind wanderers tonight to make them happy.
However, in the corner of that square, a large courtyard was bustling with activity at the moment. People came in and out of the door from time to time, and some even laughed loudly at the door. The noisy sound spread far, far away in the silence!
"Oh... I can't afford to offend you!" Old Marquis Wu and his disciples only glanced at each other from afar before moving to another alley. Who lives in this courtyard? He didn't know, but he knew the carriage at the door. Not to mention anything else, everyone in Chang'an knew that it was the carriage with a yellow cover and four passengers. It was the carriage of King Qin Li Shimin. Where could he tell people about the curfew? Don't be ridiculous...Chang'an City belongs to others!
At this time, the spacious courtyard was brightly lit, and several huge butter candlesticks illuminated the front courtyard like daylight. In the large courtyard, there were several round tables with people on them, so lively!
There is no doubt that this kind of round table and chairs are also the work of Xiao Han. When he had nothing to do, he finally replaced all the things that were not comfortable to use. Moreover, since he was posted in the army, with such efficiency, he sent the drawings in the morning. The carpenter delivered the things in the evening, and he didn't take any reward. He just asked Xiao Han to allow them to make these things in the future.
It seems that people in the Tang Dynasty were also very keen on new things. There were chairs and tables, but who would sit cross-legged on the table to eat!
Among the crowd, Xiao Han was wearing a pair of large trousers, short sleeves on his upper body, and wooden clogs (of course this is not a Japanese product, this is an authentic Sui and Tang Dynasty product) walking among the guests.
Except for the old man at the table of Divine Doctor Hua who had some complaints about Xiao Han's dress, the others had long been accustomed to it. They might even have a similar set of clothes at home! This dress is good, breathable and cool! It's convenient to wear. If they weren't afraid of being chased and scolded by those old fools, they would wear it on the street!
