There were about a dozen teenagers, you looked at me, I looked at you. In the end, Xiao Dalang, the oldest, bravely picked a bite of vegetables, mixed it with dry rice and stuffed it into his mouth. His round eyes glanced at Uncle Zi from time to time. He looks like a thief...
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Looking at Xiao Dalang's appearance, Uncle Lunzi couldn't help but grin. The wrinkles on his face were all squeezed together, as if he saw the figure of his own son in these villains...
Hey, if I could have met the young Marquis earlier, why would my son have to be sent to Yuanwai's house to suffer? The war is now in chaos, and I don’t know where my son is or if he is still alive. Hey, these boys are so lucky to be here!
The group of young people didn't know what the fierce-looking old man was thinking while he was smiling and silent. In addition, they were all really hungry. When someone started to raise his head, they immediately picked up their rice bowls and started gobbling them down! The bowl was a bit big, and it covered your head when you held it up. No one picked the dishes. Uncle Fool secretly wiped his eyes and said slowly: "Slow down, slow down, don't choke. There will still be some left after you finish eating!"
When a group of teenagers heard what Uncle Jin said, they all ate it into their mouths as if they were starving to death. The old man in the house in front of them burst into laughter! But he was smiling for some reason, and the corners of his eyes were sparkling. Could it be that the young man in front of him was not their past?
Xiao Han washed his hands and came out of the house. It was just the right time to see this scene. He was in a good mood but suddenly felt uncomfortable. They all talked about the prosperous Tang Dynasty, but how much suffering did the people at the bottom suffer before the prosperous Tang Dynasty came? How many people can't see the peerless elegance of the prosperous Tang Dynasty?
Don't be sad for too long. If you stay too long, you will easily become a saint. Seeing that people started to clear the table after eating, Xiao Han also collected his emotions and walked down the steps. After passing the table where dishes were distributed, he glanced subconsciously and suddenly found the dishes. There are too many left...
The craftsmen are all gone, but the food delivery person still delivers the food in the same portion as before, how can it not be too much?
But no matter what, we don’t dare to waste food. At this time, food is precious. Poor people teach their children from an early age: waste will be punished by God! Didn’t you see that even though those teenagers devoured their food, not a single grain of rice fell to the ground?
Moreover, Xiao Han had seen that the bowls used by the auxiliary soldiers were as if they had been washed, and there was not even any soup left! It reminded him of his previous behavior of secretly throwing away the rice, which made him blush a little...
The leftovers can be eaten as a meal. Leftovers will become stale if left overnight in this hot weather. Why don’t we have a refrigerator here?
But it doesn’t matter. Let Zhang Qiang and Xiaodong take out their lunch boxes and put a pile of each item in them. One to send to their acquaintances in the military camp and the other to Master Hua. Alas... our filial piety...
Don't ask him why he doesn't go by himself. It's not that he can't, but he really doesn't dare... The last time he was blocked by a group of old men and broke down the door, Xiao Han had the ladder set up and was ready to escape at any time. Fortunately, he was rushed after hearing the news. Marquis Wu persuaded him to leave, otherwise, look at the knives and axes held by these old men, this is a non-stop rhythm!
"Who asked you to do experiments without locking the door!" Xiao Han thought as he knocked the edge of the basin with a vegetable spatula!
I get angry when I think of those crazy old men. Do you think it's up to me to do this? They also listed me as the most unwelcome person and strictly prohibited me from entering! Do you think I like going to your pig house so much?
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, as if his good intentions were being treated like a donkey's liver and lungs. He happened to see the green beans being fried in the pot. He rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea. He smiled evilly and ordered the soldier standing beside him to get an aluminum Basin, go down with a few big shovels, the aluminum basin is full, call Xiaodong to take it away together!
Imagining a group of old men shivering around the green beans, picking them up with chopsticks, or picking up two and one of them falling out. Xiao Han finally felt that he was in a much better mood and started humming a little tune.
"We, the common people, are so happy today~"
In the evening, Xiaodong and the idiot who helped carry the lunch boxes came back. The two large food boxes they carried were empty, and the plates were as clean as those licked by dogs! Xiao Han held a celadon plate and thought about it for a long time, but he didn't remember what it was originally for...
"Xiaodong, are those old men so good at eating?"
"Ang, Brother Xiao, you don't know, each one of them is just like the reincarnation of a starving ghost! If I hadn't stopped them, they would have started fighting!" The fool quickly answered. After the group of old men tasted the delicacies, , even he was a little scared by the burst of combat power...
"Hey, such a big scene? What about Qingdou?" Xiao Han saw that the idiot was exaggerating and asked quickly.
This pot of green beans was made exclusively by him. They were fried until they were crispy and caramelized, and you could smell the aroma from a distance. It was just beans, so it was normal for them to be a little slippery. Especially because Xiao Han was afraid that the beans would not be fragrant enough, so he added a little oil... …
"They've all been eaten. Isn't the basin here?" Xiaodong obviously didn't understand what Xiao Han meant. He rummaged around in the big food box, took out the aluminum basin from the bottom, and shook it in front of Xiao Han. .
"Idiot, I mean they have a bunch of old men picking beans with chopsticks. Isn't it fun?!"
Xiao Han was defeated by Xiaodong's naivety. For this kind of person, you can't beat around the bush, it's right to go straight!
"They don't use chopsticks?" Xiaodong scratched his head and looked at Xiao Han strangely, "When I was leaving, I took some spoons from the kitchen. That's what they all eat with?!"
After saying that, the idiot on the side took out the spoon and showed it to Xiao Han in a showy way. These old men wanted to embezzle their spoons after eating. The angry idiot pulled the spoon back from the old man's hand one by one!
"You two idiots, I'm going to be pissed to death by you two!!"
When Xiao Han heard this, he rolled his eyes and slapped his forehead. He felt like he was almost mad at Xiaodong. Why is his head so long and his elbows turned outwards? !
“Ho ho ho…”
Zhang Qiang, who also came back behind, was laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe. He made a lot of calculations, but he didn't expect that he was defeated by Xiaodong and Lengzi in the end!
Life in the Tang Dynasty was simple and happy, especially now that it was a rare time without fighting. After Xiao Han, who had been doing nothing all day long, had a bad experience at Mingyue Xuan, he finally discovered that there was a good place next door, a bathhouse!
"You're a seller of rouge and gouache, how can you die if you give a vulgar name? Look at other people's bathhouses, and they directly named Shui Qing Hun Tang. How crude and direct! I just don't know whether the water is clear or mixed..."
Standing at the door of the bathhouse, Xiao Han couldn't help but glance at Mingyue Xuan next to him. The more he looked at it, the more angry he became. This afternoon, he suddenly remembered that he was a little curious. Do you want to go in and take a look? As for using a feather duster to chase him out?
After muttering a few words, no one agreed, which was boring. He turned around and stared at Xiaodong: "Are you right, Xiaodong?"
Xiaodong looked a little pale at the side. When he saw Xiao Han looking at him, he nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, Lord Marquis, how about we go back and bring all the people together to demolish his broken building?"
"Demolish the building?" Xiao Han was in a daze, then took a deep breath and scolded Xiaodong: "Are you a pig-headed person! Do you want Quan Chang'an to know that your Marquis is a gangster?"
"Yes, yes, Lord Marquis is right, we are not the same as them! Look at his boss lady, she will close sooner or later!
Xiaodong didn't have any temper after being scolded. Now that he thinks back to the landlady who weighed three hundred kilograms, he still has lingering fears. However, it's not right for Mr. Hou to just blame others. He can't just blame others. Who let Xiao Han If you want to look at someone's bellyband with a sly look, it's better if you just shout and don't do anything...
"Hmph, when I have time to make some modern bras, I will open a store opposite your house to defeat you!"
The master and the servant cursed each other for getting up early and closing the door, and then one after another walked into this ancient version of the bathing center...
Taking off his coat and wearing novel boxer briefs with Xiaodong, Xiao Han walked into the Tang Dynasty's bathhouse. There was no need to worry about walking into the wrong door. There were no high-end products like women's bathrooms here.
In the mist, people who met honestly could chat with each other, whether they knew each other or not. The Zhang family and the Li family had said that this was still the case for thousands of years. Looking at a room full of naked people, Xiao Han returned to a trance. Thousands of years later...
The bathhouse was not big, so the two of them quickly walked around to find a clean place. Xiao Han lay comfortably on the wooden floor, enjoying Xiaodong's diligent back rub service. Xiao Han almost felt comfortable. *Come out, the evil old society, come and destroy me as much as you like...
Next to Xiao Han, a rather wretched-looking man glanced at Xiao Han unexpectedly, as if he had seen this person before. However, both Xiao Han and Xiaodong were ordinary-looking people, so there was nothing surprising about them. , in a place like this, it is not rare for dignitaries to come, so he continued to lower his voice and said to the person opposite: "Hey, Old Wang, did you hear that there was a godly man under King Qin?"
The fat man, who was called Lao Wang, was sitting on a small wooden stool, struggling to reach out and wipe his back. Unfortunately, his body was wide and his hands were short, so he couldn't reach out. He tried several times without success. Suddenly, he heard the wretched man asking him something. He simply gave up, shook his head and said: "Hey, what did I think? It's still mysterious, who doesn't seem to know! My brother's cousin's nephew's friend is working under the King of Qin!"
"Oh? Is there such a relationship? Then tell me in detail, brother, I met a soldier today, and he left in a hurry in the middle of the conversation, so I didn't even have time to do business in the afternoon!" The wretched man said Hearing this, he immediately became happy, quickly complimented him, and begged the fat man to reveal more information.
"Hmph!" The man known as Lao Wang seemed to enjoy the pleasure of revealing the news. Seeing that there were people surrounding him with good things, he couldn't help but feel a little arrogant. Xiaodong stopped when he saw Xiao Dong rubbing Xiao Han's back next to him. , and pointed at Xiaodong directly: "Brother, come here and rub my back, I will talk to you carefully today!"
"Master? Back rub?" Xiaodong, who was tilting his head to watch the excitement, was stunned. When he realized it, the fat man was already urging him a second time.
"What about you! Are you deaf?"
Xiaodong now confirmed that the fat pig was indeed instigating him, and immediately became angry and raised his right hand high: "I'll go..."
Although Xiaodong usually looks weak and polite, he is actually very bad-tempered. Except for following his eldest brother Xiao Han, he basically doesn’t talk to outsiders. I don’t look for trouble, and you don’t look for me either. kind of people.
But now something strange happened. This damn fat man actually regarded him as a servant and asked me to rub his back. This was too much! Xiaodong really wanted to grab the fat man's hair and ask him if he was impatient? ! Nothing to say, a slap, 100% force, I must make this fat man turn into a pig's head today!
And although this Xiaodong usually looks unassuming, he has been hanging around in the barracks for a day or two. In terms of strength, he definitely has a lot of power. Once he starts to go crazy, even a fool may not have his explosive power!
