Someone made the first move, and naturally others were not to be outdone.
When I was in a good mood, I immediately put all my status aside. On the charcoal-roasted fat lamb, a few daggers were flying up and down like butterflies. I chewed the tender and oily lamb. I felt like a group of bandits sitting on the ground dividing the spoils. Xiao Han, who tried this way of eating for the first time, finally realized the beauty of it. What he ate was actually just one word, comfort!
Roast lamb, especially a whole lamb, cannot be roasted at once, because it will take too long. By the time it is cooked, people will starve to death next to the lamb... The best way to eat it is this, while roasting, while When peeled, the crispiness of the outer skin is intertwined with the tenderness of the meat inside. Every bite is a great enjoyment.
A group of bandits gathered around the fat sheep, roasting, peeling, and eating it. Of course, Xiao Han didn't have to do anything. Of course, he didn't even have a dagger. Give him a dagger, and the people next to him would have to be careful not to stab them...
So Xiao Han found a clean wooden board and placed it in front of him. In an instant, the meat on it was piled high by several people around him! All are the fattest and tenderest parts of the sheep! The atmosphere was so lively, so Xiao Han was naturally unceremonious. He broke a willow branch from a willow tree, used it as a fork, and ate the meat with it. He was very bold and uninhibited, and attracted a lot of admiration!
"Everyone, wait a moment! Look what this is!"
Halfway through eating, Chai Shao suddenly stopped, winked, took a coarse porcelain jar from the soldier behind him, and placed it in front of him!
"liquor!"
When Xiao Han saw the jar, his eyes lit up. He was a little tired of thinking just now. It would be nice to have a bottle of wine. Unexpectedly, Chai Shao brought the wine in the blink of an eye!
Chai Shao laughed loudly and said: "I am so happy tonight. I have solved a major military issue and got to know a young talent again. How can I not be drunk!"
The people around him, including Li Shimin, all cheered loudly and got up in a hurry to move the big bowl! And Xiao Lizi, just like an ordinary young man at this time, looked at the wine jar in Chai Shao's hand expectantly, and there seemed to be saliva glistening at the corner of his mouth!
However, Xiao Han had not yet been overwhelmed by the huge feeling of happiness. Seeing that Chai Shao was about to share the wine, he hurriedly grabbed Li Shimin's hand holding the bowl and said urgently: "No! King Qin, you and Brother Zhang are not sick yet." Totally fine, no drinking!”
Zhang Qiang, who was rushing to divide the big bowls, heard this and shouted to the side with a nonchalant expression: "Don't worry about that! Life and death are determined by fate. Wealth is determined by yourself. Such fine wine and such happiness. I, Zhang Qiang, will drink to death tonight." , I am willing in my heart! I am also happy!"
"good!!!"
This silly remark immediately caused a few people nearby to cheer loudly, don't call us stupid, this is what a military commander is and how heroic he is! When the interest comes, you can't quit even if you die, even if you die here, it's still a good story!
A group of people jumped up and down happily, applauding Zhang Qiang's heroic (Xiao Han thought it was stupidity...) behavior. One of them even said that one jar is not enough, there must be ten jars and eight jars no matter what!
Xiao Han was very helpless on the side. It would be unpleasant to raise opinions at this time! Looking at Chai Shao arranging the sea bowls on the ground, he slapped open the mud seal with his palm, and a smell of wine floated out. Although it was not strong, it was very fresh, a bit like a fruity aroma. Xiao Han, who had been in the wine shop for a long time, couldn't bear it. He closed his eyes and sniffed a few more times.
Under the urging of everyone, Chai Shao held the wine jar firmly with both hands. Some of the slightly amber-colored wine was like a piece of silk. He poured it from the wine jar into the sea bowl without spilling a drop. The amber wine The liquid emits a charming light under the firelight!
There was not much wine in the jar, and each bowl was less than half full. Fortunately, there were soldiers to go get the wine. Otherwise, it would be a pity if you didn't drink enough and didn't enjoy it!
Li Shimin took the lead, and everyone took a bowl, raised it slightly, looked at each other, laughed, then raised their necks and drank it all!
Sweet with a hint of bitterness, after this bowl of wine, Xiao Han officially integrated into the big family of the Tang Dynasty!
The cool summer breeze blows slightly, the charcoal fire has turned dark red, and a sheep has turned into a skeleton. Only one intact hind leg is left in front of Xiao Han. This is the highest etiquette for eating in the military camp. The most noble person tonight is not Chai Shao. , not Li Shimin, but Xiao Han who selflessly contributed this skill that benefits the country and the people!
"Wait a minute? When did I say that I gave it selflessly? Without giving me some gold or silver? Without being rewarded by an official?"
Xiao Han was startled and woke up from the wine. Of course, these words can only be kept in his heart and must not be spoken out!
At three o'clock in the morning, Xiao Han woke up with his heavy head shaking. He felt that his whole body was sore and unbearable, especially his buttocks, which hurt very much.
"Damn it, what did these beasts do?!"
Xiao Han was startled. He opened the thin quilt and saw that the robe on his body had long since disappeared. Fortunately, he was still wearing his underwear!
"It's okay, it's okay! What kind of wine is this? Why does it have such great stamina!"
Xiao Han breathed a long sigh of relief, sat on the bed, held his head and began to recall what happened last night. He drank in fragments, and couldn't remember many of them clearly. He only remembered that Chai Shao got several jars of wine from nowhere. Although it was a bit sour and very different from the first one, no one disliked it.
Open the wine and fill it up. Those big guys seemed to want to see Xiao Han's joke, and they all gathered around to propose a toast. Fortunately, Xiao Han was not a bad person. He had three and a half kilograms of liquor, and the beer he drank was not for nothing! After a few rounds, Xue Shou and Xiao Lizi were the only ones left lying down!
How could Xiao Han, who was so addicted to alcohol, let the two of them go? He seemed to vaguely remember him asking Chai Shao, who was drunk, to open Little Plum's mouth while he was pouring wine into it...
"It's over, it's over!"
Thinking of this, Xiao Han slapped his head hard and shouted in annoyance, why can't he control himself after drinking two kilograms of horse urine? How dare you force Li Shimin to drink, or force him to...
"Master, master, where are you? Get me a fast donkey quickly. I can't ride a horse..."
Just as Xiao Han finished shouting, Old Man Hua, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, appeared. He was sleeping soundly in the first half of last night when Xiao Han rushed in crying and making a fuss, insisting on giving him a taste of the leg of lamb. Those who moved the old man on the spot said that he told the truth after drinking. He was so drunk that he hugged the pillar and called him master, but still did not forget to give him something to eat. He was indeed a good boy with a good temperament.
After taking the leg of lamb and thanking the two soldiers who sent him back, the old man carefully hung up the curtain and then gently picked up a big stick...
"I'll beat you to death, you bastard! I can't even bear to wear my clothes, why did you steal them for me without telling me! What's in it? Mud, wine, gravy! You're a murderer, Xiulian I made the clothes with my own hands...my heart is about to break!
It's a pity that Xiao Han didn't know that he had received a beating last night. Now he was like a headless fly, just running around in the tent!
When I was a child, I would watch court movies and my head would fall off if I said the wrong thing. Now I have punished the future emperor by force... It seems that even if I were Nezha, with three heads and six arms, it would not be enough to kill him!
After Old Man Hua came in, he found that Xiao Han started to go crazy again, circling around the tent like a donkey! He was still muttering something he didn’t know the meaning of…
By the way, Xiao Han's anger at getting up was still fresh in his mind, so he didn't dare to ask Xiao Han to get up now, for fear that he would kill him...
"It's so early in the morning, why are you so drunk?!" Old Man Hua scolded Xiao Han with a dark face.
Xiao Han, who looked anxious, stopped and was about to tell the old man about his "feat" last night. Before he could speak, he suddenly heard footsteps coming from outside the tent. Xiao Han was startled and ran to the door in a few steps. There, he opened a small opening in the curtain and looked out.
Outside, Xue Shou was dressed in official uniform and carrying a guard of honor. He was surrounded by his subordinates, like stars holding the moon. He was holding a document in his hand and was walking towards them slowly.
"It's here so quickly. You can't do it so quickly! What should I do? What should I do? Someone come and save me!"
Seeing this, Xiao Han was so shocked that he broke out in a cold sweat, his mind suddenly cleared up, he quickly put the curtain away, and the person rushed back with a "whoosh"! At this time, Xue Shou's entourage had already arrived in front of the tent.
Xue Shou's gentle-looking soldier had been here once. He walked a few steps forward and opened the curtain for Xue Shou. Then he bowed aside and waited for Xue Shou to go in first before he dared to follow.
"Eh? Where's Doctor Hua, brother Xiao Han?"
Xue Shou slowly entered the tent, and was almost pushed out by a sour smell... He quickly pinched his nose and asked Old Man Hua next to him.
Old Man Hua was honest. He didn't listen to a word Xiao Han told him not to mention where he was until he died, and he sold Xiao Han under the bed with a single finger.
"Damn old man!" Xiao Han only had time to curse before he was pulled up from under the bed by two soldiers. Xue Shou couldn't help but laugh at the embarrassed look. He coughed several times and then said with a half-smile: "Brother Xiao , Why do you want to learn earth escape? Why did you run under the bed? "
"Hehe...it's cool under the bed..." Xiao Han laughed dryly. He couldn't even admit that he was afraid of being settled by Xiao Lizi, so he could only make up a random reason.
Xue Shou didn't know why he was so arrogant, but he really believed it. He winked at Xiao Han for a while, raised the document in his hand, and said with a smile: "Hahahaha, Brother Xiao has to treat us to dinner now~"
Xiao Han was afraid that Li Shimin would settle accounts after drinking. He was confused when he heard this. He raised his head and saw that Xue Shou's expression didn't seem to be hypocritical. He said curiously: "Just treat me to a meal. I'm almost dying of poverty! I can't even eat. Got it!"
"That was before, but things are different now! Ahem... Xiao Han, take the order..."
Xue shook the document in his hand, turned his head from south to north in the tent, and began to read out the decree.
When Xiao Han heard this, he suddenly became more panicked. He didn't know whether he should kneel down now or what. He rubbed his hands on the spot for a long time. Xue Shou had almost finished reading and he was still standing there...
"Take the order, don't stand there stupidly!" Xue Shou looked at Xiao Han's helpless look and wanted to laugh in his heart. Where is Xiao Han still looking like he was so high-spirited last night, drinking and fighting in all directions?
I was a frightened silly roe deer... But I suddenly remembered that last night he held the wine jar and sang loudly and the poem was really good: Lord Grim, lying drunk on the battlefield, how many people have fought in ancient times!
Bold and domineering! But unfortunately, I drank a little too much. I don’t know if Xiao Han didn’t say the first two sentences or if he didn’t hear them. I didn’t remember them at all. After sobering up in the morning, I wanted to see if I could continue, but I ended up saying several sentences in a row, which was not magnanimous. If it’s not enough, it just lacks heroic spirit!
This made him scratch his head and head in the study all morning, in great pain. Until his little sister came to bring breakfast, he was still talking about these two lines of poetry. As a result, when the little sister, who was always a talented girl, heard it, she was immediately shocked and thought she was a god. This is the most outstanding poem Xue Shou has ever written. I quickly spread out the rice paper and recorded it.
However, although Xue Shou was very competitive, he still had a gentleman's bearing. He hid his face and told his sister the truth in shame.
When Xue Pan, who was recording carefully in Juanxiu fine style, heard this, the brush that he had almost finished writing directly drew a long line of ink on the white paper!
"Ah? You said this was done by the little thief that day? How is that possible?!"
The younger sister, who was as arrogant as Xue Shou, had a look of disbelief on her face. She even looked at her brother questioningly without even dropping the brush.
When she thought about it, there was no way a poet with such courage could possibly be the pervert thief she saw that day...
"What a little thief! You have no manners at all. How can you get married in the future?!"
Seeing his sister's weird look, Xue Shou scolded her with a straight face. However, he had always doted on this sister, and his scolding words were of no use to her at all.
"You can't get married! My husband must be a great man who can kill enemies on horseback and govern a country when dismounted!" Xue Pan rolled his eyes at Xue Shou. Seeing Xue Shou helplessly shake his head, he said angrily: "Also, you still said that he is not a little thief, but a big thief? Look at him, he looks so stupid. This poem must have been copied. If you don't believe it, ask him on the spot when you meet again and expose him! Let's do it! He is disgraced!"
After saying that, the little girl threw away the brush angrily and stopped writing. She also took away Xue Suo's breakfast, which made Xue Suo hungry until now.
Now, Xue Shou looked at Xiao Han's silly look and suddenly had some doubts. Was this poem really written by him? Didn't he copy it? However, in order to save Xiao Han's face, he still didn't ask, so as not to embarrass Xiao Han, which is what a gentleman would not do.
Xiao Han reached out blankly to take the document, and Xiao Han's dizzy head began to hurt again. Xiao Lizi didn't want to pursue it anymore? I'm an official now? Or from the rank of seventh-grade prince to brigade commander? OMG! Has the calculation for many days finally paid off? Our old Xiao family also has an official?
"Let's go, King Qin asked me to invite you to meet again at noon!"
"No, I just drank, no need..."
"It's okay, it's okay, wine can cure hangovers!"
"Um, I wonder which master invented such a cruel hangover cure?"
"Chai Shao! What, you want to study with him?"
"...Forget it about research. I'm afraid he'll study me. How can I not do it? Look at me, I don't even have any clothes!"
"Hey, don't worry, what does this little thing mean? From now on, you will assist General Chai Shao in taking care of logistics and other things. You can choose whatever you want, such as clothes!"
"Can……"
"There are not so many, but why are there so many stains today? Are you giving me face?!"
"Give…"
Well, looking at the look of this master, Xiao Han felt that it was better not to cause trouble for himself. After calming down the excitement of being promoted, he randomly found a set of leather armor to put on, covered his underwear, and drank with Xue Shou to relieve the hangover. went.
On the way, Xue Shou told Xiao Han very righteously how the King of Qin had written a petition for him this morning, because just a person from somewhere had troubled them. Fortunately, the King of Qin made the decision, and the hero wrote directly without asking the source. People from Chang'an have come to a conclusion.
Xiao Han naturally thanked him repeatedly and felt very happy. Now we have become people from the capital. We are only responsible for logistics affairs. What should we do if we have no experience? The affairs of tens of thousands of people were messed up, and everyone was drowned in a spit of spit...
But Xiao Han didn't worry for long, because they soon saw Chai Shao coming out of the big tent in front.
From a distance, I saw two strangers following Chai Shao, both of whom were wearing official uniforms!
Xiao Han suddenly realized that he had been deceived by Ya again. This time he was not here to eat at all!
In the army, drinking and having fun at night is already taboo. However, with the King of Qin taking the lead and the Italian military affairs, it makes sense. But if we do it again today, it would be very unwise. Xue Shou and the others are all smart people. , naturally would not make such a mistake. Now that there are outsiders here, there must be something else going on, I just don’t know if it is a good thing or a bad thing!
Cursing Xue Shou secretly in his heart, Xiao Han followed Xue Shou and quickly approached the few people who were coming. While they were greeting Xue Shou, Xiao Han stood aside and took a closer look at Xue Shou. Two middle-aged men in the back.
One of them is tall and thin, with a long beard, and his eyes are half-squinted, but there seems to be a special light of wisdom contained in them. The other man was slightly fatter, with a harmonious smile on his slightly round face, and particularly gentle eyes, like a rich country man.
After greeting each other, Xue Shou led Xiao Han to the front, pointed at the two of them, and introduced to Xiao Han: "Brother Xiao Han, these two are Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui from King Qin's tent. Today we are specially Come and see this young talent of yours!”
"Fang Xuanling... Du Ruhui..."
Xiao Han was trembling slightly when he spoke...because he had met many famous historical figures in the past two days. Xiao Han was shocked when he heard the names of these two people. Just now, he thought they were country rich people, who knew that in the blink of an eye, he would suddenly He became the Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty! The contrast is too great!
Of course, the two people in front of me are probably familiar to anyone with a bit of historical knowledge. Fang Moudu Duan, the two founders of the Zhenguan rule, has been praised by later generations as role models for countless years. They stand so truly in front of them. How to keep Xiao Han from getting excited in front of him?
"Junior Xiao Han, I have met these two gentlemen!" Xiao Han bowed and gave a deep salute. This was his sincere admiration for these two good ministers in front of him!
The somewhat wealthy Du Ruhui laughed, stepped forward to help Xiao Han, patted Xiao Han's shoulder and said: "Please get up, please get up! Late last night, the King of Qin suddenly came to see me and the two of them. I thought it was an emergency during the war, and my shoes were all gone." I ran over before I was dressed. I didn’t expect that the King of Qin would get another talented person. It was really a great blessing. In ancient times, people used bricks and mortar to attract talents, but now there are talented people who lost their shoes. I don’t know if it will also become a good story in the future! Hahahaha! "
They all say that the old fox talks nicely, and when I saw him today, it was true. He laughed before he said anything, and his disgusting compliments were so sincere. Xiao Han was so happy when he heard it.
These two people who have left a lot of writings in youth history praised him so much. Which teacher said that he could work hard in society? Open your eyes and take a look! Brother is messing around now! A seventh-grade official! Seventh grade official! By the way, how old is the seventh-grade officer?
"Jam Jam! In front of you, how can I dare to call myself a genius? I am just an ordinary person who likes to tinker with things! Don't praise me. If you praise me again, I will fly into the sky..."
Xiao Han, who was in a good mood, gave an extremely exaggerated answer, which immediately made everyone laugh, especially Chai Shao, who laughed very boldly! I'm afraid that if I don't do this, others won't know that I am a military commander...
After standing at the door and chatting for a while, the group entered the big tent, where the guests of honor were seated, and the attendants began to serve the dishes like water.
At the banquet, Xiao Lizi did not come, and there were only five people including Xiao Han, Xue Shou and so on. Although there were many choices during this meal, Xiao Han felt that it could not be compared to the roasted lamb last night, although that lamb only had It has the same seasoning as salt, but it is the most delicious meal Xiao Han has ever eaten!
Xiao Han slowly chewed a piece of green vegetables and looked at the people at the table. He thought to himself, didn't the ancients pay attention to eating but not talking and sleeping? But why has everything changed here?
Look, Fang Xuanling, a civil servant, is so interested in battlefield first aid methods. From time to time, he asks him a few medical matters. Fortunately, they are all traumas on the battlefield, which are not beyond Xiao Han's knowledge, and he can still cope with them. Come on!
The other Du Ruhui was much more cunning. When Xiao Han was racking his brains to answer questions from other people, he would suddenly say, "How many relatives do you have?" Or who did you play with when you were a kid?
Overtly and covertly, he wanted to find out Xiao Han's background, but Xiao Han was naturally careful when dealing with these old foxes. When the critical moment came, he would immediately get a headache, and it would hurt, without procrastination. After doing this several times, Du Ruhui also gave up exploring. Focus on asking other questions.
Li Jingmen has determined that Xiao Han is not from other forces, but the war is too intense at this time, so it is impossible to determine his specific situation. However, there are already painters secretly painting for Xiao Han, making it easier to find, but today it seems that Xiao Han wants to come Could it be someone with ulterior motives?
