Tian Dashan was now even more embarrassed than the refugees who had fled before. His whole body was hanging on a branch that was about to break, and his hair was as messy as a chicken coop.
And his trouser legs were dripping liquid continuously. Everyone knew at a glance that he was scared to pee.
Captain Zhou frowned. Who would be willing to carry Tian Dashan back with him now?
But now they can only take Tian Dashan away first. With such a big mountain, they have already penetrated deep into the hinterland. If they don't leave early, they will be trapped here with Tian Dashan sooner or later.
Thinking of this, Captain Zhou shouted angrily: "Why don't you come down quickly? Do you want to stay here for the night?"
When Tian Dashan saw Captain Zhou's familiar face, he was so moved that tears flowed from his nose. He quickly said, "I'm coming down right now! I'm coming down right now!"
As soon as Tian Dashan moved, he felt his cold crotch.
His face became ugly and his movements became sluggish. When he was only two or three meters above the ground, he simply stopped moving.
Now Tian Dashan has many thoughts in his heart. He is not willing to go back in such a mess. If someone sees him, where will he put his face?
Niu Erdan is a person who likes to watch the fun. He came out with the people in the brigade just to watch the fun. Seeing Tian Dashan's appearance, he laughed.
"Brother Dashan, please stop inking, we all saw it! You were so scared that you peed!"
While talking, Niu Erdan couldn't help laughing, and the laughter got louder and louder.
His laughter centered on him and swayed in all directions, and the whole forest was filled with his gloating laughter.
When Niu Erdan smiled like this, everyone couldn't help it and started laughing too.
After all, everyone has seen children peeing their pants, but never seen a man in his forties peeing his crotch!
Tian Dashan's face turned the color of pig liver as he listened to everyone's laughter.
His mouth trembled with excitement.
"What do you mean? I let you stay in the mountains for a day and a night, and you are chased by wild boars. Aren't you afraid?"
"Afraid!"
Niu Erdan nodded seriously.
Just as Tian Dashan was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he heard his next words: "But even if I'm afraid, we men won't wet our pants!"
Tian Dashan was almost furious. He stared at Niu Erdan. Just when he was about to say something, he heard Captain Zhou holding back his laughter and scolding Niu Erdan.
"Stop talking! Being alive is better than anything else!"
"Tian Dashan, please come down quickly. If you wait a little longer, it will get dark again. If we can't get out of the mountain until it gets dark..."
Captain Zhou didn't need to say anything this time. When Tian Dashan thought of his experience last night, he climbed down as nimbly as a monkey.
But the looks in everyone's eyes still made him very uncomfortable. He squeezed his hands tightly, resisted the urge to curse, and walked out pretending to be calm.
Seeing him like this, the people headed by Niu Erdan burst into laughter again.
Except for the extended family and relatives of the Tian family, no one in the Qingshui Brigade wanted to see Tian Dashan.
When Tian Dashan came to the Qingshui Brigade with a red armband to ransack his home, they all saw it. No one dared to see such a man who repaid kindness with hatred. Maybe he would be the one whose home was ransacked by then.
If Captain Zhou hadn't mobilized, no one from the Qingshui Brigade would have come to rescue Tian Dashan.
But Tian Dashan still couldn't understand the situation in front of him. He still acted like the captain of the production team and glared hard at Niu Erdan, who was laughing the loudest.
Niu Erdan's laughter just paused, and then he laughed again.
He is not a member of the Third Production Team, so who is afraid of Tian Dashan? Even if he was under Tian Dashan's control, would Tian Dashan, a coward, still dare to deal with him? Tian Dashan reported it on his own, so wasn't he afraid that if he reported it to the county, he would lose his position as captain of the production team?
After thinking of this, Niu Erdan became even more careless.
Tian Dashan was very angry, but these people were not his.
There is also Chen Qi from the militia. He is a veteran. He usually dislikes a man like Tian Dashan who does one thing in front of others and another behind the scenes. He usually hears a lot of rumors about Tian Dashan. Now seeing Tian Dashan suffer a loss, he laughs. It was also very loud, as if he was afraid that Tian Dashan wouldn't hear it.
Everyone around was smiling, and the atmosphere was very harmonious. People who didn't know it thought they had caught something good in the mountains.
When the sun went down in the evening, the group finally saw the smoke rising over the Qingshui Brigade.
When Tian Dashan arrived here, he stopped completely and refused to go any further.
Captain Zhou was dissatisfied: "What kind of monster are you doing again?"
"Captain..." Tian Dashan's face turned red again and he hesitated like a young daughter-in-law who had just passed away.
Before he could say what was in his heart, Chen Qi took the lead and said, "He is afraid that others will know that he peed his pants."
"Who would stare at your crotch?" Chen Qi said in disgust, "You don't even have two ounces of meat yet!"
It's a matter of man's dignity. Tian Dashan's voice immediately became louder: "You haven't seen it! How do you know there are no two ounces of meat!"
Seeing that the words of the two people were getting more and more biased, Captain Zhou quickly stopped him: "Don't say that these things are gone. If you don't go down the mountain, then stay here and wait for your family to pick you up."
Tian Dashan glanced at the entrance to the village, which was just a short distance away, and nodded reservedly: "Then it's Captain Hardworking."
Chen Qi sneered coldly: "Hypocritical."
Tian Dashan's eyebrows immediately raised, but his words could not stop Chen Qi's speed of going down the mountain. By the time he had finished drafting, Chen Qi had already led his people down the mountain.
For a time, Tian Dashan was the only person left on the mountain.
He looked at the woods around him and shuddered again.
Cheng Dahua, that damn bitch, won’t come soon!
…
"The captain is back!"
"Huh? Why didn't you see Tian Dashan?"
"Where is Brother Dashan? You really can't find him, right?"
"There are a lot of big insects in the mountains. They won't be eaten, right?"
Cheng Dahua watched Captain Zhou come back and her eyes were firmly locked on Captain Zhou and his party. She just looked at all the people and still didn't see Tian Dashan's back. Her face immediately became ugly.
"Where is my man? Where is my man?"
She waited happily for Tian Dashan to come back, but she spent all her money and didn't even see Tian Dashan!
Mrs. Tian even sat down on the ground, slapping her thighs and crying.
"My family, Dashan, was forced to die in the mountains by you! You are so cruel! You accept money and do nothing!"
She really cried this time. No matter how stingy she was, no matter how selfish she was, she would never be selfish to her only son. She regarded Tian Dashan as everything to her, and now she thought Tian Dashan was dead. , crying so hard that my heart was broken.
Before Captain Zhou could speak, he was overtaken by the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
His face looked ugly.
"Who told you that Tian Dashan is dead?"
"He's just in the back."
When Mrs. Tian heard this, she immediately wiped away her tears, but she was still a little suspicious: "Why doesn't Dashan come down with you? Did you bully him?"
As soon as these words came out, Niu Erdan and others burst into laughter.
Captain Zhou was helpless. He wanted to save some face for Tian Dashan, but everything was disrupted by the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Niu Erdan and those people didn't know what it meant to give up on good terms.
As a result, the Qingshui team waiting at the entrance of the village heard news that they thought was an explosion.
"Tian Dashan! He peed his pants! I'm too embarrassed to come out!"
"Aunt Tian, you'd better hurry up and get him a pair of trousers! I'm afraid the trousers are already yellow!"
Niu Erdan and the others said something to each other. They loved to watch the excitement, not to mention that this person was Tian Dashan.
Mrs. Tian didn't wait for the answer she wanted, and a rare flash of confusion flashed in her old eyes.
"Pee... peed his pants?" She couldn't believe it. "You must be talking nonsense! You are jealous of my young and promising Dashan!"
"You are still young and promising in your forties." Niu Erdan snorted coldly, "Who doesn't know that Tian Dashan was not weaned until he was six years old? I have heard this from my parents since I was a child!"
"You, you, you..." Mrs. Tian pointed at Niu Erdan. Just as she was about to speak, Niu Erdan snorted and left arrogantly.
As Niu Erdan left, the militia team also left together.
Chen Qi patted Captain Zhou on the shoulder: "Captain Zhou, it's not easy for you either!"
Captain Zhou sighed, it was indeed not easy for him. Not every brigade has people as difficult as the Tian family.
Tian Dashan was waiting at the foot of the mountain for his family to secretly give him pants. Unexpectedly, he saw a large number of figures walking towards him from a distance.
In an instant, the hair on Tian Dashan's back stood up, and he was about to retreat, but when he thought of the wild beasts in the mountains, his mouth trembled and he hesitated.
With such hesitation, he lost his best opportunity.
"Yo! I really peed my pants!"
Aunt Guihua saw the stains on Tian Dashan's pants at a glance, and winked at Cheng Dahua.
"I didn't expect it! My Zhuzi stopped peeing his pants when he was four years old!"
Cheng Dahua was angry and anxious, and immediately rushed forward to have a full martial arts show with Aunt Guihua.
Under the gaze of so many people, Tian Dashan covered his crotch in shame and annoyance. He never thought that the ones he was waiting for were the mothers-in-law and aunts of the Qingshui Brigade.
When these people have nothing to do, they have nothing to do. If he wets his pants, not only the Qingshui Brigade, but the whole commune will be wet!
Tian Dashan looked resentful, but everyone obviously just wanted to watch the fun and didn't care about his poor self-esteem.
Xia Yao stood in the crowd, looking at Tian Dashan's shameless and angry look, and snorted softly.
Let Tian Dashan harbor evil intentions!
…
Early the next morning, under the big locust tree.
Aunt Osmanthus was cracking melon seeds and winking at the young wives.
"It's a shame you didn't go yesterday!"
"The excitement in Tian Dashan doesn't happen every day!"
"He really peed his pants?"
"How can it be false?" Aunt Guihua clicked her tongue a few times, "We all saw it with our own eyes!" d
