"Hey, cow girl, how did you know my nickname? Did the master tell you?"
Hearing the other party speak, Niu Tangtang blinked, looked at the smoking pot, got up, and opened the lid for a moment.
A smell of paste went straight to the sky.
It almost made her cry.
"Ahem, hey, big brother, are you cooking or making elixirs?"
The smoke dissipated, revealing the pot as black as coke, with no trace of the original food.
Lei Haotian looked into the pot and immediately scratched his head in embarrassment: "I was looking at the pot and forgot to look at it. Why is it so difficult to cook on a small stove?"
"What are you doing up like this?"
Niu Tangtang shook his head and started cleaning up.
"Cooking, of course."
Lei Haotian said with a serious face: "We used to be... I followed the master and cooked."
"you?"
Niu Tangtang looked at Lei Haotian in shock and looked at him several times: "Are you sure you can cook?"
"He cooks according to his mood. When he is in a good mood, the food is memorable, but when he is in a bad mood, the food..."
A man dressed as a scholar came in, fair and elegant, with red lips and white teeth.
Seeing Niu Tangtang staring at him, he hurriedly crossed his hands and saluted: "Si Heng has met Miss Niu, he is Lei Haotian."
"Oh, you just said, how is the food when he is in a bad mood?"
A look of embarrassment appeared on Si Heng's face.
"Si Bailian, don't say anything!"
Lei Haotian picked up the rag on the stove and threw it to Si Heng.
The next second, Si Heng was so frightened that his face turned pale: "Lei, Hao, Tian! How dare you throw such a dirty rag into my arms and stain my clothes, I..."
"Hey, Si Bailian, you are a gentleman, and a gentleman never speaks..."
Before he could finish speaking, his mouth was stuffed with a rag.
If it weren't for what he saw at this moment, Niu Tangtang would have thought he was dreaming.
The contrast is too strong.
"Cowgirl..."
"ah……"
Niu Tangtang saw Si Heng who had regained his composure, glanced behind him at Lei Haotian, who was about to be vomited by a rag, and laughed dryly: "The way you get along is quite surprising."
"It made you laugh."
Si Heng smiled softly: "I just like to be clean. Yesterday, I was the dirtiest I have ever been in my life. Following on from what I just said, when Lei Haotian is in a bad mood, the food he cooks is like shit, no , tastes worse than dog shit.”
"Si Heng, you bastard, don't eat it if you can. Ugh, why does this rag smell like shit?"
Niu Tangtang's eyes fell on Lei Haotian's hand, and he patted his head: "Oh, this rag is for wiping Yun Yun's butt, not for wiping the stove."
"W-what?!"
Si Heng and Lei Haotian shouted at the same time.
"Ugh, I'm going to vomit first."
"Ahhh! I'm dirty!"
He looked at the two people who were rushing out and yelling at each other.
Niu Tangtang always felt that he was not awake yet.
Well, he must have been awake and hallucinating.
"It's time to eat."
In the end, it was Niu Tangtang who made breakfast.
As soon as the food was served, the tall young man standing behind Xia Houyu took a step forward, took out a silver needle, and tried it one by one.
Niu Tangtang raised his eyebrows, was he testing poison?
When the tall young man felt that everyone's eyes at the dinner table were focused on him, he slowly raised his head to meet his master's murderous gaze.
Following his gaze, he landed on the silver needle in his hand.
The tiger's body trembled, and he immediately put away the silver needle and smiled honestly: "I'm used to it, I'm used to it."
After saying that, he immediately retreated behind Xia Houyu.
"Ouch~"
A wolf howl came from nowhere, but no one reacted. The stern young man standing on the right side of Xia Houyu whipped out his sword and was on full alert: "Protect your master, there are wolves here."
I don’t know if it’s an auditory hallucination or what.
Niu Tangtang heard Xia Houyu's sigh. The emotion contained in it was too strong.
"Girl, I'm sorry, please give them some time. When they get familiar with this place, they won't be like this."
For the first time, I felt that the smile on Xia Houyu's face was uglier than crying.
Niu Tangtang suddenly sympathized with him. Of course Shen Lang was a normal person, but with four neurotic colleagues, his normality seemed too abnormal.
"Let's eat first. After dinner, I will go to the city to buy new year's goods. Xiahou Yu, take your subordinates and tidy up the house. Now that there are four more people, your house is too small to live in."
"Don't worry, cow girl, they will find a way."
"no."
Niu Tangtang had a serious look on his face: "When they move in, they become one family with us. Isn't it the most basic thing for a family to eat and live together? You can just squeeze in together these days, and when spring comes, expand the yard, and then talk about the next three Our children will grow up too, so we can’t let them still squeeze in with me, right?”
Niu Tangtang's words: "We are a family" made Xiahou Yu and Shen Lang feel warm in their hearts.
But to the four people who had just joined the family, the taste changed.
They all looked at Xia Houyu with shock in their eyes.
"What are you looking at me for?" Xia Houyu raised his head and met the eyes of the four people.
"master……"
After Ye Yunzhou shouted something, he sighed: "You are our backbone. What you decide must be right. We support you."
The other three nodded.
It's over, now the misunderstanding is huge.
Shen Lang, the only one who could guess what the four of them were thinking, held his forehead and muttered in his mind: "I don't know them, I don't know them."
"Eat first and shut your mouth."
Xia Houyu gritted his teeth as he spoke.
"yes!"
"Sister Tangtang, I think the four of them seem to have..." Feng Luoge lowered her head and whispered to Niu Tangtang secretly, "There is something wrong."
"They are called innocent people. Xia Houyu must have a reason for making them his subordinates." Niu Tangtang now suspects that the four of them have been looking for so long to find this place. It should not be as they explained. It is very likely that they do not know the way. .
The brain is not smart, often goes crazy, is crazy, and has a full stack of buffs.
Xia Houyu is either doing charity or has some hobby.
He actually had a Crouching Dragon and a Phoenix at the same time.
"oh."
Feng Luoge nodded. Sure enough, speaking was an art, and she would have to learn it in the future.
Niu Tangtang and Niu Xiaowang pushed the cart into the city.
Feng Luoge led the three children back to the house and taught them the text.
Xia Houyu listened to the sound of reading aloud from the room, and turned to look at his subordinates standing upright in front of him.
The next second, he sighed heavily.
"From now on, do more, talk less, and don't cause me any trouble."
"Master, I have questions."
Xia Houyu looked at Ye Yunzhou, who had just raised his hand to test the poison with a silver needle, and motioned to him: "Speak."
"How long are we going to stay here?"
Shen Lang looked at the sky, this guy is really talented, he hit the minefield as soon as he opened his mouth.
