"Okay, then you go back now and tell the county magistrate to send someone to catch me. I'm right here. Why don't I go? I'll wait for you to come." Niu Tangtang saw a trace of hesitation flashing through Wen Tianci's other eye, and became even more confused. He was sure that he came behind the county magistrate's back, "What? As the prefect's prospective son-in-law, shouldn't you be the one who wants the wind and the rain in the county government?"
These words made Wen Tianci break his guard.
"Niu Tangtang, I always thought you were kind, but you turned out to be a shrew. No wonder no one cares or loves you."
Niu Tangtang thought to himself, Mei Xianglian was so powerful in scolding, even if Wen Tianci couldn't learn the essence, he could still learn 40-50% of it.
Result, that's it?
"Have you ever seen what it's like for a shrew to go crazy?"
Wen Tianci was stunned: "Wha, what?"
"Shen Lang, bring me the excrement water I prepared. I, a shrew, will do justice to God today, and on behalf of your ancestors of the Wen family, I will teach you, the descendant of a dog like you, who climbs the dragon to become rich."
It turned out that the dung water prepared by the cowgirl earlier was given to Wen Tian.
Shen Lang was happy and turned around to get it.
When Wen Tianci saw it, he couldn't care less about being angry and turned around to run away.
As a result, his knees hurt and he knelt straight on the ground.
It was Xia Houyu who took action, and with two more whizzes, the pebbles hit the two Niu brothers. The three of them couldn't stand up even if they wanted to.
"Wen Tianci, come on and accept the baptism of feces."
"Cow girl, I'll do it, I'm strong."
Xia Houyu took the initiative to take the bucket, waved his hands, and the fecal water fell on the three of them accurately like a fairy scattering flowers.
"close the door!"
The door closed and the bolt dropped.
Niu Tangtang looked up at Xia Houyu, and the next second, he burst into laughter uncontrollably.
Influenced by her, Xia Houyu and Shen Lang also laughed.
"vomit."
"Wow."
Outside, the sound of three people vomiting could be heard. Niu Tangtang, who heard this, hugged his stomach that hurt from laughter and became even happier: "That's what I wanted to do at the Wen family that day, but I gave away this bad breath."
"Miss Niu, aren't you afraid of Wen Tianci's revenge? Doesn't he have a prefect-to-be father-in-law?" After laughing, Xia Houyu asked. Sometimes, he had to admire Miss Niu's behavior. It seemed very immoral, but the effect was immediate, even for him An outsider would feel relieved.
"If it were you, would you ask your father-in-law to help you vent your anger because someone threw shit at you?"
Xia Houyu shook his head: "Although this matter may seem small, it is a matter of face."
"That's incredible."
Niu Tangtang chuckled: "When the three of them are gone, let's clean up the outside. I guess Brother Zheng will be here soon."
Wen Tianci, who was drenched in feces and water, did not dare to go home for fear of being laughed at by the villagers.
Then he went to the city to find Zhang Waner.
Zhang Waner was startled by Wen Tianci's appearance, but without asking anything, she asked her servants to prepare bath water.
Wen Tianci washed it five times before he felt that the smell was gone.
"God sent me, drink a bowl of ginger soup to warm yourself up."
Seeing Zhang Waner bringing ginger soup, Wen Tianci felt warm in his heart: "Wan'er, you are so kind."
Zhang Waner smiled slightly: "I'm nice to you, isn't it right?"
After Wen Tianci drank the ginger soup, he felt warm from the inside out, and then he talked to Zhang Waner about today's events.
After Zhang Waner heard this, a trace of sadness flashed in her eyes: "Girl Niu, doing this shows that she is still angry in her heart. I am also a woman. If I were her, I might do it even more than she does."
"Wan'er, how can you be the same as her?" Wen Tianci suddenly held Zhang Waner's hand, "You are the bright moon in the sky, and she is the bug in the mud pit. One of you is in the sky and the other is on the ground. You must not On a par with that, I shouldn’t have come to see you, but with me like this, it’s not appropriate to go home, let alone the county office. I really…”
"Tianci, don't say it. Although we are not married, we have already made a promise to each other. Your business is my business." Zhang Waner slowly leaned into Wen Tianci's arms. After bathing, he felt a sense of A faint fragrance, "Don't be too impatient. If father writes a letter next time, I will help you speak."
"Wan'er, thank you."
"Between you and me, there is no need to say thank you."
At this moment, the maid outside came to report: "Miss, the county magistrate's wife is here."
Wen Tianci was stunned: "Wan'er, are you very close to the county magistrate's wife?"
Zhang Waner shook her head: "She and I have met a few times at previous banquets, and we exchanged casual greetings. We have no friendship. God, don't worry. I'll go out and take a look first."
"Okay, be careful. If something goes wrong, remember to have someone call me."
"Madam of the county magistrate, when you come, why don't you tell me in advance so that Wan'er can go to the door to greet you." But Zhang Waner knew that the county magistrate had found the place where she lives now, so she wanted to give it to his wife because of emotion and reason. A bit of face.
"Wan'er, it's me who takes the liberty of disturbing you."
The county magistrate once had a first-time wife who passed away due to illness five years before he remarried her.
Married a woman ten years younger than him and from an innocent family.
After the maid delivered the tea and exited, Zhang Waner asked: "You are looking for me, but you need my help with something?"
The county magistrate's wife smiled slightly, lowered her head and touched her belly.
Zhang Waner looked at it with surprise in her eyes: "Congratulations to the county magistrate's wife, you got what you wanted."
Someone from the county government told me earlier that the county magistrate's wife had not conceived a child for three years after their marriage, but the county magistrate was so anxious that he tried every method to make his wife pregnant.
The county magistrate's wife couldn't express her pain, but she knew her husband was doing it for her own good, so she gritted her teeth and endured it.
Now that all the hardships have come to an end, the county magistrate is extremely happy and hires someone to take care of him.
"The doctor said that the fetus is stable, I just need to take good care of it." The county magistrate's wife smiled, full of maternal glory, "I had no appetite before and vomited whatever I ate, but one day I ate the food you sent me Wan'er. Apples, sweet and sour, whet my appetite."
When had she given apples as a gift? Zhang Waner was confused.
Suddenly, she remembered that when she went to the village with Tianci, Niu Tangtang gave her a baggage.
"That apple tastes good to me. I think you will like it."
"I like it, I like it so much. I have never eaten such delicious apples. Unfortunately, there are only ten of them in total. After I finished eating, I thought about it day and night. I even asked the girl to go to the market to buy it, but it was Even the food you gave me when I came back was not as delicious as Wan'er's. I was really at my wits end, so I came to the door in person and wanted to ask you, where did you buy the apples?"
Zhang Waner didn't expect that just a few apples would make the county magistrate's wife so excited.
"I brought those apples from home. The weather is cold now, so they are easy to store. If I had known you liked them, I should have sent you more. In this case, I will write a letter to my family and ask them to hurry up and deliver them." It's not just a few apples, just ask Niu Tangtang for more. Zhang Waner thought very simply and changed the subject again, "Madam County Magistrate, since you are here today, there are some things I have to say."