Chapter 290: Wooden man, so cute

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Meng Fei looked around and saw that there were not many students in the library.

Everyone was sitting or standing reading quietly in various corners.

Everything is normal, except for those wooden men pushing carts around and sorting books.

They are like wooden figures whose movements are referenced in paintings, but they are enlarged according to different proportions. Some look like children of three or four years old, less than one meter tall, and some look like Yao Ming, more than two meters tall by visual inspection.

They are pure wooden figures with slightly different colors, as if they are made of different materials.

Their faces are painted with simple eyes and mouths, bean eyes, and horizontal lines. Some puppets seem to prefer beauty, and they even painted themselves with long eyelashes, a few bangs, and red cheeks.

Meng Fei looked at these wooden figures, his mouth raised uncontrollably, and his face showed uncontrollable joy.

"My God, isn't this so cute?" Meng Fei was ecstatic, looking at the puppets, his eyes revealed a kind of hair-raising ecstasy.

"Doll collectors rejoice!"

"I understand now that as long as they are not human, they are very cute in the eyes of the cute god?"

"I'm the only one who thinks this thing is the same as a paper man? It's a bit scary."

"Hey, the cute god is so cute. The cute god is the cutest."

"No, am I the only one who feels that these wooden people are the so-called [Librarians]?"

"Isn't this thing the same as the dolls at the amusement park?"

"Didn't the God of Meng say it before? I suspect that the decision-making officer of Happy Amusement Park and this strange discussion about the rules is the same person. By the way, what is the decision-making officer?"

...

Meng Fei really likes these puppets! How cute! The bean eyes are also very cute!

Meng Fei pretended to walk towards a small puppet man, reading the books around him as he walked.

The little puppet man is sorting out the books, very carefully and rigorously. He carefully sorts out every corner, and then carefully puts the books in their place.

Meng Fei walked up to it, looked at the books in front of him, then silently stretched out his hand, and placed his long and beautiful fingers on the little puppet's bare head.

Little puppet man: "???"

Meng Fei: Let’s just say that touching the wooden man’s head is not a violation, right?

Meng Fei touched the smooth wood with his hands and rolled his head happily.

Little puppet man: "???"

The little puppet slowly turned his head and looked up at Meng Fei slightly.

Their eyes and mouths were completely decorations, so the little puppet couldn't protest. It just looked at Meng Fei silently, staring at Meng Fei with its beady eyes that couldn't blink.

In the quiet library, the little puppet looked at the man silently.

Meng Fei grinned and put both hands on the little puppet's bald head, stroking it in a perverted way.

Little puppet man: "???"

Are you polite? !

Meng Fei polished the little puppet's head until it was shiny.

During this period, the little puppet wanted to push his trolley away, but Meng Fei held him firmly in place.

Little puppet man: "???"

Meng Fei muttered while touching it: "It feels really good, smooth and round, no edges and corners, no burrs, great wood!"

Little puppet man: "..."

The little puppet opened the bookcase silently, preparing to start over and sort out the books here.

Although he is speechless, this student's behavior is not a violation, right?

The little puppet man thought silently: He is quite discerning, and he would choose me among so many puppets.

I take good care of my body and spend some time every day taking care of it. I am definitely one of the most beautiful puppets among them!

Who doesn't like to be praised?

When Meng Fei saw that the little puppet didn't resist, he dragged a stool over from one side, then sat on the stool and held the little puppet in his arms, like a baby.

Meng Fei rested his chin on the puppet's shoulder and casually opened a book with both hands. Meng Fei felt very comfortable.

Meng Hei: [? ? ? 】

Meng Fei even thoughtfully exchanged books for the little puppet.

Meng Hei: [? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Honey! Don't hold anything else! ] Meng Hei roared angrily.

Meng Fei calmly flipped through the book and said, "Idiot, shut up. You can't get out. Leave me alone."

Meng Hei: [...you bully me! 】

Meng Hei finally understood why the heroine in the novel would go crazy when the hero cheated on her!

He's going crazy too! Honey, how can you hold other dirty things!

【no no no! Don't hold anything else! ] Meng Hei was extremely noisy, like a child under three years old, rolling all over the floor.

Meng Fei raised the corners of his mouth, feeling even happier, "No."

Didn't you bite me? Isn't it very arrogant? Keep going.

Apart from anything else, Meng Fei felt that he was pretty good at training dogs.

A dog raised by humans actually dares to bite humans. Is this okay?

A lesson must be taught.

Meng Hei was obviously very jealous, no, he was being taught a lesson. He was whining in Meng Fei's mind, just like a frustrated puppy.

【Don’t hug, don’t hug, don’t hug! 】Meng Hei kept buzzing.

Meng Fei felt happy after listening to Meng Hei's protest, and read the book seriously.

Meng Hei obviously realized that this was not possible and immediately changed his strategy.

[Dear, dear, don’t hug it. 】

[Honey, I would be so jealous. 】

[Dear, you know I like you the most. I am so jealous. I want you to hold me, or I can hold you, my dear. 】

[Dear, stop hugging him, hold the little cute concubine instead~]

In order to drive away this annoying puppet, Meng Hei was even willing to let the cute little concubine occupy Meng Fei's arms.

Obviously, Meng Hei still understands that he and Xiaomeng Fei must be consistent with the outside world.

The little cute concubine has obviously inherited some of Meng Hei's characteristics, and is now nestling in Meng Fei's arms, humming.

It's exactly the same as Meng Hei.

Meng Fei said calmly: No, this is not enough to impress me.

Meng Hei: [......]

Meng Fei lowered his eyes and looked at the book in his hand.

Meng Hei, you have to find a more reasonable reason to let me let go of this little cutie.

[...Dear, you need to find Teacher Zhou Li, this is more important. 】

Meng Hei has always been good at learning, and Meng Fei's behavior also made Meng Hei realize something.

Meng Fei wanted Meng Hei to behave more rationally instead of being driven entirely by emotion.

However, Meng Hei is not happy at all now.

For Meng Hei, Meng Fei's guiding and educational behavior would only make Meng Hei even more irritable.

Want to kill someone.

However, the cruel inner world cannot be discovered by dear ones.

Even if he tried to pretend to be a good boy, he couldn't make my dear give up his goal, right?

So what should he do next?

Meng Hei was asking himself. This was the first time that Meng Hei made it clear that he had serious problems that needed to be solved.

Meng Fei obviously didn't know that the dog in his body was about to turn into a violent mad dog.

It had been so long since he had seen Meng Hei's true face that Meng Fei had forgotten that Meng Hei represented death.

Meng Fei has a bit of the arrogance of a "dog trainer".

So if I was really bitten by a dog in the future, it would be because of this little bit of arrogance.

Meng Hei gave a qualified answer, and Meng Fei was satisfied. He put the puppet aside and prepared to continue looking for Teacher Zhou Li.

Meng Hei temporarily suppressed his surging negative emotions and continued to pretend to be the "happy puppy" that Meng Fei liked.

[Dear, don’t hold other things casually from now on, no, no~~~]

Meng Fei laughed and said, "Fool."

【snort. 】

Meng Hei: Kill them all sooner or later!

Meng Fei walked around the library twice and found Zhou Li, who was silent and lonely huddled in the corner on the third floor.

A small desk lamp was lit in front of Zhou Li. He was holding a book in each hand. There was also a bookshelf in front of him. His face was divided into three parts and he was looking at three books.

Meng Fei: Oh, so there are so many eyes for such a purpose!

"Teacher Zhou Li, your utilization rate is not high enough. You should put books in front of your face and read one book with each eye."

Meng Fei tiptoed behind Zhou Li and whispered softly.

Zhou Li shivered so violently that he dropped the books in both hands, but he didn't cry out. He just looked at Meng Fei in disbelief.

The wrinkled old face was full of accusations, and the eyes were twisted in grievance.

Zhou Like still remembers that this boy’s eyes were not his eyes and his mouth was not his mouth today!

Meng Fei greeted with a smile: "Hi, good evening, Teacher Zhou Li."

Zhou Li pouted, his mouth protruding like a trumpet, making him look more like an octopus.

Zhou Li remained silent. Don't think that the old man is easy to bully. He is very vindictive!

Meng Fei naturally sat next to Zhou Li and said, "What kind of books does the teacher like to read?"

"Oh, history books, history makes people wise."

"Looking at history can teach people a lesson, right?"

Zhou Li still couldn't hold it back and said, "I don't read history books to learn lessons."

"What's that for?" Meng Fei looked curious.

Zhou Li's back straightened up, and there was a look of pride on his face that even a child could see, "Guess!"

Meng Fei: "Well, because it's fun?"

Zhou Li shook his head repeatedly and said, "Superficial."

Meng Fei was very considerate and continued: "Because you want to study?"

Zhou Li continued to shake his head and said: "This is the standard answer, but it is not my answer."

Meng Fei thought about it seriously, "History, because you want to see the stories of our ancestors?"

Zhou Li smiled and asked, "Meng Fei, if it were you, why do you read history?"

Meng Fei can definitely answer it. He said: "I read history to analyze past failures, study various past policies and their impact, and prepare myself to travel through time and space."

Zhou Li: "???"

This was said very seriously, not as a joke.

Forget about other things, what is the preparation for traveling through time and space?

It's a bit ridiculous, but now that they're all in the midst of the weird rules, it doesn't seem so ridiculous anymore.

Meng Fei smiled and looked at Zhou Li, who was stunned by Linen, and said, "Teacher, don't you believe it? Someone really traveled through time and space and changed history."

Zhou Li: "This, one can only believe whether it exists or not."

Meng Fei grinned, "What about the teacher? What does the teacher want to do when he reads history?"

Zhou Li coughed lightly and said, "I want to see the people among them."

"Look, I made this according to the description in the story, how about it?"

Zhou Li picked up a huge album from the side and opened it, which contained some paper cuts and paintings.

What came into view was a beautiful woman who seemed to be from an Eastern country. She had her eyes lowered and was unable to speak, looking very pitiful.

There are also matching paper cuts.

Meng Fei couldn't help but exclaimed: "Really, very good."

Zhou Li smiled and motioned for Meng Fei to continue reading. He said, "I like to read history. I like to find the people I like in history, and then find their lives and draw their faces."

"Then put it in my album. This is my cherished collection."

"As you get older, you always have to collect something to feel at ease."

"Don't you find it interesting? We are obviously not in the same time and space, but as long as they are in front of me, I can peek into their lives."

Zhou Li said, his face showed a little loneliness again, he muttered: "No matter where you are, the mumbling old man is not welcome."

"Whether it's human or so-called weird."

"No, I like Teacher Zhou Li very much." Meng Fei interrupted Zhou Li directly.

Zhou Li's eyes looked at Meng Fei.

Meng Fei said calmly: "I like you very much."

Zhou Li's eyes trembled, and he actually looked away. Zhou Li's face turned red as if he were an orange peel.

Meng Fei said: "Although I don't understand him very well, I just like him very much. This is probably the so-called aura match."

Zhou Li: "Then you are still mean to me today, and you are still glaring at me when I tell you a story."

This is just an old kid, Zhou Li is different from Shen Xiuqing.

Zhou Li gives people the impression that there are no big waves in his life, he is plain but stable, so that he has a strong childishness.

Meng Fei likes people like this because they are usually very kind.

"Teacher Zhou Li, if I said that was my second personality, would you believe it?" Meng Fei said sincerely.

Zhou Li suddenly realized, "Oh - that's it, I know this!"

Meng Fei: It’s so easy to deceive, so easy to deceive, so deceiving that it makes one’s conscience hurt.

No, does he still have a conscience? This is a question worth thinking about.

Zhou Li really believed it, so he said, Meng Fei feels completely different now than he did during the day!

Zhou Li thought for a moment and said, "According to our research, this is called soul fragmentation. If necessary, I can help you destroy the second soul fragment."

Meng Fei: "This, I won't become a fool?"

Zhou Li: "Maybe not? I haven't done it before. I'm not a professional, so I'm not sure."

Meng Fei: "..."

Zhou Li: "...hehe?"

The little old man can also act cute.

Meng Fei was happy and said, "No need for that now, Teacher Zhou Li. Let's talk about the graduation exam first."

[Rule 3: Please enter your corresponding class and obtain the corresponding graduation exam information from the teacher. 】

The teacher must know the graduation examination information.

However, Zhou Li said: "Meng Fei, what do you think the graduation exam is?"

The question was thrown to Meng Fei.

pS: Because of the author's stupidity, the timing was wrong. Uh-huh, I'm a fool. Let's see if I can make up for it. I want perfect attendance. Uh-huh.