Meng Fei couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
[Rule 3: Please don’t completely trust your roommate, but you can seek help appropriately.
You can trust the housekeeper, but the housekeeper will not completely protect your safety. 】
You can trust the housekeeper, but the problem is that he is not a [player] now, but a [original student].
Once his identity changes, the rules that Meng Fei needs to abide by are no longer those rules, but the rules that the students know internally!
So, what are the house rules for students?
Will they trust the housekeeper?
Maybe this old witch is the opposing force of the students? The probability is not very high.
But it's not impossible.
Meng Fei smiled with red lips and said with a smile: "Of course I believe Auntie~"
Meng Fei calmly took out a piece of marble fragments. With his hands behind his back, he looked at the housekeeper playfully and said, "But why does Auntie need a name tag? This is my first time to apply for a room card."
Meng Fei's attitude did not offend the old witch. There was no expression on her wrinkled face, no impatience, and nothing else. She was just like an ordinary housekeeper who had no sense of the students' meaningless questions.
"Of course I'm checking your information, little girl, leave it to me." The old witch stretched out her hand.
Meng Fei thought for a while, then took off the name tag on his chest with one hand, and then inadvertently exposed a few marble fragments.
The old witch didn't react at all, but the cat in her arms suddenly burst into fur and let out a long, sharp meow.
Meng Fei smiled brightly and handed the name tag to the old witch. He put his hand on the old cat's body, touched it from the cat's head to its tail, and coaxed with a smile: "Good cat, strange cat, don't make any noise~"
The old cat was silent, its body stiffened, and then slowly relaxed.
Meng Fei praised: "Auntie the housekeeper, your cat is so well-behaved."
It might have been more convincing if the marble fragment in Meng Fei's other hand hadn't been pressed against the cat's chin.
Old witch: "...The little girl has quite a personality. Let go of the old woman's cat. I will replace your room card and give you a 20% discount."
Meng Fei groaned, quickly retracted her hand, smiled brightly, and said, "Yeah! Okay! Thank you, aunt!"
The old witch quickly touched the cat in her arms that was about to urinate, and walked into the small room while muttering.
"Children today are so scary, so scary."
The old witch walked to the small room, and Meng Fei lay on the window of the small room and stared at the old witch.
This small window was so small that it could barely fit most of Meng Fei's face. If Meng Fei pressed it against it, no matter how beautiful his face was, it would look horrifying.
"My great cute god, what are you doing with your great face!"
"I'm scared of the rat, I'm scared of the rat. Fortunately it's daytime. If it were night, I wouldn't dare to think too deeply."
"Every time like this, I always wonder who is the weird one."
"Take the weird road and let the weird have no way to go!"
"Cute God: Let me see what you, old woman, are doing."
"The cute god is a strange creature. He is very polite and very rude."
Meng Fei stared at the old witch as she put her key card on a small plate, and then the small plate twisted and spit out a brand new key card.
The old witch turned her head and saw Meng Fei's face. Although it was slight, her movements still paused.
This time, the old witch did not leave the small room. She walked slowly to the small window, opened the small window, handed out the name tag, and then took out the instrument.
"eighty."
Meng Fei said aggrievedly without blinking: "Auntie, you know, I have neither a mother nor a father since I was a child. I came to this school and was all alone. It's so pitiful."
"I didn't eat this morning or last night. I drink cold water every day to fill my stomach."
"Auntie, eighty yuan is so expensive. Can it be cheaper? Eighty yuan is enough for me to live for a month."
Old witch: "..."
Meng Fei held the window pitifully, looking at the old witch helplessly with his big Kazilan eyes open.
The old witch was silent for a long time. She said, "How can you live for a month with eighty yuan?"
This housekeeper is also a genius. Is this the point of the matter?
Meng Fei said seriously: "If you eat one steamed bun in the morning, one steamed bun at noon, and don't eat at night, it will cost you sixty yuan a month, and you have twenty yuan left. I occasionally buy a ham sausage, and the rest depends on the charity of the aunt in the cafeteria." , and the charity from other students.”
"Auntie~ It's cheaper~"
Old witch: "..."
Meng Fei pinched his throat, and his voice almost came out, "Auntie~~~"
Old witch: "Tell me how much it will cost."
Meng Fei held his hand, his long eyelashes fluttering, and he said, "Well, can Auntie give it to me?"
Old witch: "???"
I want to give you a discount. Not only are you not breaking bones, you want to have sex for free!
You little girl has a big appetite for movies!
The old witch was about to get angry, and the pupils in her eyes began to vibrate, when she saw the 1.8-meter-tall girl lowering her head.
Meng Fei lowered his head and wiped his tears while saying: "I also know that my request is too much. I'm sorry, auntie, I was wrong. I will pay auntie the original price."
"One hundred yuan, right? I will pay it, even if it costs me something else, I will pay it!"
"Don't worry, Auntie, I won't starve to death!"
Old witch: "???"
No, wait, this is only a hundred dollars. Why does this child give her the feeling that she is going to go down a bad path? !
Meng Fei pretended to cry and wiped his tears while asking to scan the QR code to pay.
The old witch took the instrument back with a swish. She held the instrument tightly, stared at Meng Fei with both eyes, and spoke so fast for the first time.
"I don't want your money anymore! I'll give you the room card! And, wait!"
As the old witch spoke, she rummaged through the box. She took out two banknotes and a whistle from her box.
The old witch gave Meng Fei the banknotes and whistle, and said as she did so:
"This is a sacred school! You kid can't go astray! Also, this whistle is for you. If you have any questions, just come to me!"
"No, no, no, if you encounter anything bad, just blow the whistle!"
Meng Fei was stunned and couldn't help but want to laugh. He said, "Thank you, auntie, but I don't want this."
The old witch sighed, stretched out a hand from the small window, and stuffed it into Meng Fei's arms. She said, "Take it, take it."
Meng Fei: Not only did I prostitute for nothing, I also let people cheat on me. I really deserve to die!
After becoming playful, there are pangs of conscience.
Meng Fei thought for a while, bowed, and said, "Thank you, auntie. Then, auntie, shall I leave first?"
The old witch nodded and said, "Let's go, good boy."
"I didn't expect that this dormitory manager, who is so ugly, could be so kind."
"The cute god's acting is so good, I almost thought he was going to become a lost girl!"
pS: Everyone can be kind, but don’t be deceived! Especially someone like Meng Feifei, who is very good at lying! Hit the point!
Stay kind and vigilant, believe in the good and the ugly!
The author has been a little busy recently and really squeezed time to update the article, so typos may not be detected. If you have any questions, just @me! I will definitely watch it!
Recently, I keep getting Meng Fei and Meng Hei mixed up, and I feel like I can hardly tell them apart (my head is dizzy).
