One of the little black cat's eyeballs was eaten out, and the cat's head was chewed into a mess, with blood and cat hair mixed together.
After hearing Meng Fei's words, the little black cat turned its head little by little, and even made a slight clicking sound.
The only golden eye she had left was actually filled with sarcasm, almost as if she was saying "Are you fucking worthy?"
Meng Fei had a rat's head on his head and smiled in a cunning way. He said, "Whether you come or not, I guarantee you will make a profit without losing any money."
The black dog protected the little black cat and said, "What deal?"
The little black cat wanted to blow up his hair, but he didn't even have the energy to breathe, so he could only breathe out in confusion.
Meng Fei stretched out his tender pink rat paw and said, "I am fifty, and I will help you dominate the whole village."
Black Dog: "..."
Little black cat: "..."
No, this person is a fool, right? !
The black dog couldn't help but lift up both sides of its mouth, revealing a mouthful of bloody sharp canine teeth.
He was angry.
The little black cat relaxed. She rubbed the black dog's chin with great effort and said:
"I was originally a young and beautiful college student, but I was unexpectedly deceived and killed by a male college student with a kind face and an evil heart."
"They took me as a ghost bride and cremated me with a strange man."
"Now I have lost my life, lost my friends, lost everything, and turned into a black cat."
"I am fifty, please listen to my revenge plan!"
Meng Fei: "Liu, no, Qi, because Liu is dead!"
The little black cat made a meowing sound, and several large rats nearby seemed to be attracted again and surrounded them.
The black dog tensed up and looked around warily.
Meng Fei took out a box of matches from his pocket, lit the match, and threw it directly to the big mouse.
Don't ask, just ask, you picked it up, you didn't just pick it up from a villager's house.
Good guy, the match ignited the big rat directly, and the big rat rolled and crawled directly into other big rats!
Now it's good, it's passed on from ten to ten, and the aroma of barbecue is a bit charming.
Meng Fei couldn't help but take a deep breath.
Such a big rat head actually showed a salivating expression.
It's so fucking permeable.
Black Dog: "..."
No, comrade, can you wake up? You are a mouse now! What the hell is it about being intoxicated by the taste of similar barbecue? !
Little black cat: "...meow meow meow~"
She likes this big mouse so much!
This fire is so powerful!
Meng Fei sniffed hard again and said directly: "Since two people have sex with each other, then we don't owe each other anything."
"I'll help you dominate the whole village, and you tell me your revenge plan."
The little black cat crawled out from under the big black dog's head, staring at Meng Fei with its only golden eye.
"I know you, you are Meng Fei. Although I don't look at it, Qin Fang always says that she is your dog."
"She's your crazy fan."
"Looking at it now, you are quite a nice person."
"So, how are you going to help me dominate the whole village?"
Meng Fei moved closer to them and said, "Answer me a question first."
"What on earth is a play?"
"...Meow? Do you know, Liu Yichen?" the little black cat asked the big black dog.
The big black dog said: "I don't know, no one told us."
Meng Fei: "...you don't know? That's not a big problem. No matter what happens, please stand by me."
The big black dog was silent and did not answer.
The little black cat shook his head and said, "We need to consider this."
Meng Fei said: "What are you considering? On the day you return to your soul, I will help you kill all the villagers. Yu Chuntao, isn't this what you want?"
Yu Chuntao tilted his head, "How do you know I am Yu Chuntao?"
"Qin Fang said that you were sacrificed to a dead man." Meng Fei looked at the black dog again.
The big black dog was silent. He stuck out his tongue and gently licked the little black cat's head.
Yu Chuntao meowed and said, "Don't be sad, meow, my husband is super handsome! Meow!"
Liu Yichen didn't say anything, he just licked the little black cat's head very gently.
Meng Fei: "Oh, I was stuffed with dog food by the young couple. So, will you cooperate with me?"
"We can't defeat these dead rats." Yu Chuntao said truthfully.
"You join us, why not join them."
[Rule 9: This village is not as united as you think, but the party with power will definitely kill those who are on the wrong team. 】
Meng Fei smiled and said, "No, no, no, I will never join them."
"If I'm not wrong, on the day you return to Soul Night, these people will no longer be just big rats."
"When the time comes, even if I am a mouse, they will not let me go."
"You can eat people when you are a human, but what does it mean to eat a mouse when you are a mouse?"
Meng Fei smiled evilly, his tail raised up and down, and he said:
"You are not fighting with them for no reason, are you? You are a cat, and cats eat mice. He is a dog, and dogs eat mice, so there is no problem."
"It's easy for you to win. All I need to do is let you eat lots and lots of rats."
"I said that, right?"
If Yu Chuntao were a human now, his face would be green.
Liu Yichen didn't say anything.
Meng Fei looked at the difference in body shape between the two of them and said:
"If I guess correctly, he ate all those big rats you killed at night, right?"
Yu Chuntao, the little black cat, refused to answer.
She turned into a cat! Not a real cat!
Eating rats is really disgusting!
Only her husband, whom she picked up for free, was willing to eat it!
"I'm also curious, what will happen to those people after you eat those rats?"
Liu Yichen stopped licking the kitten and said, "In total, they distribute all the power equally. If a mouse is eaten, other mice will give some volume to other mice to form a new mouse."
"It's so damn magical." Meng Fei couldn't help but admire.
After Meng Fei marveled, he looked at Yu Chuntao again, "So? What is your revenge plan?"
Yu Chuntao: "..."
She was just talking nonsense! Who the hell knows what the damn revenge plan is? !
She is just a stupid and grumpy little kitten!
Meng Fei: "...You deceived me. You have to know that you deceived not only me as a person, but also my feelings."
Meng Fei complained heavily.
The little black cat's conscience actually hurt a little.
Yu Chuntao: "...Then what do you want me to do?"
Meng Fei said more seriously: "It's okay for me to forgive you. After everything is over, go to Qingshan Mental Hospital to report. We need talents like you."
Yu Chuntao: "???"
No, you are sick! If I want your forgiveness, I have to go to Qingshan Mental Hospital? ? ?
If I go, there may be something wrong with my brain!
pS: In an emergency, the stupid author needs to take action immediately to resolve the crisis! (BUSHI)
So this afternoon’s update will be postponed to evening! Give me a hug! Give me a hug! Slipping away
