Meng Fei returned to the gift shop, slapped the table like an uncle, and said: "Little sister, bring me a pack of cigarettes!"
Veins popped up on the bow-tie clerk's forehead. He grabbed Meng Fei's collar and said angrily:
"Where did you go, kid? You don't see anyone every day!"
Although I didn't stop him this afternoon, he didn't come back until after eight o'clock! It’s really too much!
"Am I the clerk, or are you the clerk?"
No one knows how damn boring she is being alone!
I have never felt this way before. I feel like I can lean back on my chair for a whole day!
But after Meng Fei plays with her, he feels so lonely by himself.
Bow tie clerk: Ooooooo, I’m getting older, and I can’t stand being alone anymore.
Meng Fei looked innocent and weak, "Oh, my sister is so fierce."
Bow tie clerk: "Speak to me! Where have you gone?"
Meng Fei thought for a while and said: "We went to the viewing area, and then to the haunted house."
The bow-tie clerk's expression changed slightly, "Have you gone to the viewing area?"
Meng Fei nodded repeatedly.
"You went to a fucking haunted house?"
"Yes, yes." Meng Fei was extremely well-behaved.
Bow-tie clerk: "Did I give you some shame! Why do you dare to go anywhere!!!"
The mood of the bow-tie clerk was like the precious kitten she had worked so hard to raise. She ran out to play restlessly. Not only did she go out to play, she also went to the tiger area and the lion area of the zoo to play!
Bow-tie clerk: “I can’t stand it anymore! I’ll give you a discount on your legs!!!”
Meng Fei: "What? What discount? This discount? That discount? What, this white dog doll set only costs one amusement coin??? Wow!"
"Sister, you are so kind!"
Bow tie clerk: "???"
The bow-tie clerk was so angry that he couldn’t speak!
Meng Fei opened a lollipop with his backhand and stuffed it into the bow-tie clerk's open mouth.
"Oh, why are you turning blue? Calm down, am I not alive and well?"
You are living well, but what if you die?
If she dies, she will have no companion again...
The bow-tie clerk looked at Meng Fei, his eyes gradually became moist, and then he burst into tears.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu you are fucking bullying! You are your fucking bullying!!!"
It was discovered! He thought he was bullying in a subtle way!
Meng Fei originally wanted to stuff a lollipop into his mouth, but the bow-tie clerk shook his hand in tears and almost poked the lollipop into his nose.
"No, why are you crying?" Meng Fei looked horrified.
The bow-tie clerk opened his mouth and howled, the scene seemed familiar.
Meng Fei: "A big toad appeared with its mouth open and cried loudly."
Will Xu Xiaomei cry like this when she grows up?
The bow-tie clerk cried louder.
Meng Fei said weakly: "Stop crying, big toad with red bow."
The bow-tie clerk was so angry that he smashed the counter.
Meng Fei has a big head, and he really doesn't know how to comfort people, "Stop crying, why are you crying? The more you cry, the uglier you become."
Bow Tie Clerk: Six!
Meng Fei was at a loss, and finally scratched his head, "Then, should I dress you in a maid outfit?"
The bow-tie clerk suddenly shut up and looked at Meng Fei with a stubborn look in his eyes.
Meng Fei hesitated and said, "How many more outfits should I wear?"
The bow-tie clerk groaned, shed tears, and said angrily:
"Is this about clothes? What will I do if you die!"
This is like a daughter-in-law complaining about her unlucky man.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm still a young man!" Meng Fei hugged his weak self tightly.
The bow-tie clerk was so angry that she burst into tears, and she whined:
"If you die, I will have no companion again! I will stay in this shabby shop for the rest of my life! Stay until it turns to ashes!"
"Either I'm in a daze or looking at stupid customers every day! Is this how people live?!"
"I want to go out and play! I want to go shopping! I want to gossip with my friends! I want to see a lot of places!"
"I haven't done anything yet! I'm only twenty years old! What kind of unscrupulous person turned me into this!"
Listen, what a simple dream.
Meng Fei blinked, sneaked up to the bow-tie clerk's ear, and said like a thief:
"I can help you."
The bow-tie clerk glared and said, "You think you are the bastard in the wishing well! I will help you if you ask me to!"
She knows her own situation best, is there anything anyone can do to help her?
Meng Fei: Maybe I really am the bastard in the wishing pool.
【......】
Meng Fei was defeated by the bow-tie clerk's crying attack.
Meng Fei stood beside the bow-tie clerk like a helpless puppy, looking stupid.
There was a clear sense of confusion and stupidity.
The bow-tie clerk finished crying and was still a little embarrassed. He wiped his face, took a deep breath, and said:
"Go change clothes, I want to take pictures."
She said this, and those who didn't know it thought she was taking pictures herself.
Well, that's no problem either.
The bow-tie clerk wiped away his tears, pushed Meng Fei into the dressing room inside, and said:
"I've prepared everything for you inside, change!"
So tough!
Meng Fei: "Oh."
It seems there is no problem.
He didn't seem to be able to coax him well, but the bow-tie clerk adjusted himself.
Girls are really weird, I don’t quite understand.
Meng Fei picked up a set of clothes and had to say that the bow-tie clerk was definitely an old two-dimensional person.
There are even deacon uniforms.
This outfit is probably modeled after Sebastian's outfit in Black Butler.
Meng Fei changed into a black deacon's uniform with smooth cuts and some low-key luxurious decorations.
After putting it on, I feel a little restrained, but it's not a big problem.
"Who is this? Super super! Who is this! Super super! Who is this?! Super super for me! Just once!"
"I'm already ready to pick up my pants."
"I just looked at you, then at the cute god in my arms, and smiled evilly."
"Go crazy, Assi! Whose COSER is this? What color sack do you like?"
Meng Fei walked out, and the bow-tie clerk was so happy that he almost fainted!
She had forgotten how embarrassed she had just been!
The bow-tie clerk swooped down, hugged the straight and slender legs, and shouted with all his strength.
"husband!"
Meng Fei shook his legs in disgust: "Go, go, go."
The movement was like chasing away a clingy puppy.
The bow-tie clerk raised his face and protested: "That's too much! I'm a girl with a fragile heart!"
Meng Fei tilted his head, "So?"
"Here, let me change your hairstyle!" The bow-tie clerk held hairspray and a comb in his hands, his eyes burning!
Who doesn’t want to see his husband appear in front of him alive?
Although she doesn't look much like her and she's not very good at putting on makeup, Meng Fei's face is satisfying to look at!
Meng Fei: "You can't cut your hair."
"Know it!"
Happiness belongs to the bow-tie clerk, Meng Fei?
In fact, Meng Fei is not unhappy, he is quite happy.
The bow-tie clerk is happy, so Meng Fei is also happy.
This time, in addition to the deacon uniform, she also wore a Tang suit, Lolita.
Meng Fei: "Six."
