"It's hard to go home during the Chinese New Year. Bald Qiang is the worst in the world." Bald Qiang lay on the sofa and murmured to himself.
At this time, Su He opened the door and walked in, "Brother Qiang, come out quickly, we have a surprise for you."
"Oh, it's Xiaohe? Well, if you want to celebrate, go ahead by yourself. There's no need to call Brother Qiang. I'm not in the mood right now."
"Oh, Brother Qiang, what are you talking about? Come out with me and take a look." Su He repeatedly pulled the gun and bald head out of the house.
When Xiong Daxiong Er outside the house saw Bald Qiang coming out, he waved loudly, "Bald Qiang, look at the New Year gifts we have prepared for you."
"Are these really prepared for me?"
Su He put his arms around Bald Qiang's shoulders and said with a smile, "Of course, Brother Qiang, these local specialties in our forest are no worse than the New Year's goods bought outside. With these, you can come back in glory this year." It’s New Year’s Eve at home”
"You guys, you are so good to me." Bald Qiang hugged Su Ho and cried bitterly.
"Hey, okay, okay, Brother Qiang, your nose is dripping all over me."
"Hahaha"
Everyone laughed and joked together again
"Okay, Bald Qiang, hurry up and pack your things. We also built a car for you. Then we will take you home."
"okay"
After a while, everyone packed their luggage and came to the car
"Okay, let's all send them here. We will be here next," Xiong Da said to Bengbeng and the others.
At this time, Su He noticed a few noises coming from the small inner compartment above the car. "It seems that Jiji Maomao and the others are also coming up. Do you want to tell Xiong Da and the others? Forget it, it's better not to, after all, they two It will play a big role later and it won’t be fun to spoil it in advance.”
Su He is not someone who likes to reveal dramas. He won't even give any hints until the critical moment, because then you won't be able to experience the fun at all. Besides, why should people believe you? For example, other time travelers come up and announce themselves, saying that I am a time traveler, I know what will happen in the future, and I can help you. Those kind of people are just like Silly 13
"Why didn't you see Jiji Maomao and the others?" At this time, Xiong Da's voice interrupted Su He's imagination.
"Maybe he fell asleep," Xiong Er guessed next to him.
"Okay, let's set off. Su He, Bald Qiang, get in the car."
"Okay, okay" After saying that, he got in the car and left the forest.
The driving process was so boring that Su He and Bald Qiang sitting in the back fell asleep directly, while Xiong Er looked around like a jungle rogue who had never seen the world, and even shouted at the little girl in the car next to him. Say hello
"Dad, look, there's a big bear," the little girl said innocently to her father next to her.
"Holy shit, it's a bear" and drove the car forward instantly.
And Xiong Er was also rewarded by Xiong Da after this incident.
In the small cabinet in the car, Jiji Maomao began to be restless. "King Jiji, do you think we will be discovered by them like this?"
"What are you afraid of? Who told them not to take me out to play?" After saying that, he took a bite of the apple in his hand and threw it out of the car.
"Oh, it smells so good." At this time, the traffic policeman who was grilling fish next to the highway looked at the grilled fish in front of him.
After the thrown apple went through a perfect parabolic arc, it accurately hit the traffic policeman who was grilling fish with a perfect critical hit.
"Oh, my head, let me wipe it, my fish, my fish is mushy." Looking at the burned fish and apples on the ground in front of him, he turned to look at the car driving in front of him.
"You dare to litter on the road" After saying this, he drove a police car and chased him.
"The car in front of you, please pull over."
"Fuck! Police!" Xiong Da said in confusion as he looked at the policeman chasing after him from the rearview mirror.
Xiong Er, who was standing by, looked nervous, "What should we do? What should we do? It's the police."
"I asked you to pull over for the car in front of you, do you hear me?" The police behind him were still pressing closer.
Bald Qiang and Su He, who were behind the story, also heard the noise and woke up.
"What's going on with Xiong Da Xiong Er? Why is it so noisy?" Bald Qiang asked as he yawned extremely sleepily.
Su He looked out the window in confusion, "Damn it, it's the police, how did you provoke him here?" Although he knew the reason, he still had to pretend in order to get through the rest of the plot.
"Oh, how do we know?" Xiong Da replied in a panic.
"Stop the car first, otherwise there will be a big misunderstanding if you are caught later," Bald Qiang urged Xiong Da.
Then General Xiong slowly parked the car on the side of the road. Finally, Xiong Daxiong Er and Bald Qiang Suhe also changed places.
The traffic police also caught up at this time, stopped the car, walked up to Bald Qiang, looked at everyone and said, "Hello, do you know what you have committed?"
"Uncle, that policeman, did you misunderstand? We are all good citizens who respect and abide by the law. How could we possibly commit a crime?" Baldhead scratched his head and replied nervously.
"Since you don't know, let me remind you, did you throw those apples on the road?"
"apple"
"That's right, even if you littered, you still hit me. Take out your driver's license quickly."
Hearing about the driver's license, Bald Qiang was immediately confused.
Su He on the side saw the embarrassed Bald Qiang and asked in a low voice, "Brother Qiang, don't you have a driver's license?"
"Driving license, Brother Qiang, I have been driving for several years and I have never had a driving license."
"Hey, hey, what are you whispering about when I ask you to get your driver's license?" At this time, the traffic police outside the window began to urge you again.
"Xiong Da, what should we do?"
"How do I know? Do you still expect me, a bear, to give you your driver's license?"
And Su He was thinking at this moment, where are those two idiots Jiji Maomao? Don't let your guard down at the critical moment.
As if in response to Su He's wishes, a siren sounded outside the window.
"Huh, it's finally here." Su He breathed a sigh of relief.
The traffic police were also attracted by the sound of sirens.
"Monkey, where did the monkey come from on this highway? Feed the monkey? Put down my grilled fish quickly." Looking at the monkey on the car
"Give it back to you, I will give it back to you right now." After saying that, he threw the bitten apple in his hand at the traffic policeman.
The traffic police also successfully ate Jiji’s imported apples
Just when the traffic policeman wanted to curse a few words, the bald man in front stepped on the gas and ran out quickly.
Not only did he eat the imported apple, but the traffic policeman, whose face was shocked, angrily crushed the apple in his hand and exploded it.
"Damn it, you're really bullying me." After saying that, he chased after him on a police car.
"It's over, it's over. Now that I've offended the traffic police, what will I do later?"
"Bald Qiang, what are they talking about Apple Monkey?" Xiong Er asked in confusion.
"Oh, I didn't know"
At this time, Jiji Maomao fell out of the small compartment in order to fight for the grilled fish.
"Jiji Maomao, why are you here?"
After Jiji heard this, he replied with a righteous face: I am out for inspection and I need your approval.
"Stop making trouble, we are not playing around."
"Who are you kidding?"