"Well, you Zhu Bajie, with Laojun backing you up, do you dare to make fun of me? Do you want me to get close to your family again? -"
Zhu Bajie has always been a carefree man and doesn't seem to take anything to heart, but only his little fat pig son "Zhu Yijie" really cares about him.
The problem is, even Zhu Bajie himself has transformed back into human form, but Zhu Yijie is wearing a pig's head every day.
It stands to reason that this kid has been practicing for more than ten years and has been in the "Tushita Palace" for such a long time. He is already in the early stage of "Taiyi Golden Immortal".
At the same time, he also learned his father's "Thirty-six Transformations of Tiangang". Isn't it easy to transform into a human form?
Besides, Zhu Yijie was not originally a demon, but he was born with the body of a pig. Strictly speaking, he should be judged more as a combination of human and immortal.
It's a pity that this little fat pig doesn't play by the rules. He likes to walk around with a pig's head on his head. At such a young age, he will often run into the crowd of fairies to play pranks.
Zhu Yijie's mother did not go to heaven together. After this boy's cultivation improved, his ability to "become a demon" also increased a lot. From time to time, someone would always bring lawsuits to Marshal Tianpeng's Mansion.
It's a pity that Zhu Bajie only has one son, and the things he committed may not be serious, but small... that's all.
Zhu Bajie just turned a blind eye and passed by, which only fueled Zhu Yijie's arrogance until the kid kicked the chopping board.
That day, Zhu Yijie sneaked out of Marshal Tianpeng again while Old Zhu was not paying attention.
While he was wandering around, he met a "big doll" with a pair of steam wheels under his feet.
At this time, Zhu Yijie became more interested.
"What a magical wheel! Hey, boy, can you sell me this pair of train wheels? You can also exchange them for delicious food——"
As soon as the pig got up, he blocked the man's way and even took out various kinds of food from the storage bag.
Not to mention, Zhu Bajie, the "Purification Messenger", did his job quite well. Not only was he loyal to his duties, he also brought his son to help.
It's just that in the past few years, the demons have been raging in the three realms, and even Lingshan has been shut down. Naturally, the offerings in Buddhist temples everywhere have been much less.
Zhu Bajie himself has not been out of work for a long time, and this little fat pig has been collecting tributes from various places for him. Now the various foods he brings out are naturally tributes from all over the three realms.
"A little fat pig? What do you call Marshal Zhu Bajie?"
The person who steps on the wheel is naturally the "Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea" Nezha. He just came back from the "Golden Light Cave" in Qianyuan Mountain, but he didn't expect to encounter a "robber" in the heaven?
"Oh, I didn't expect that you look like a baby, but you still have some knowledge? Yes, Marshal Tianpeng is our father, and I am his old and unfilial son, the most handsome man in the three realms - Zhu Yi Quit!"
Zhu Yijie, the kid, seemed to be having a mental disorder.
He actually shouted "our father" and "our father" in front of Nezha. He even wanted to exchange the ordinary food in his hand for the "Hot Fire Wheel" at Nezha's feet?
"Hmph, do you think you are great just because of your initial cultivation as Taiyi Golden Immortal? Hot Wheels wants it? Sure, let's exchange it for roasted suckling pig——"
Well, Nezha was already holding his breath. The trip to the "Golden Light Cave" in Qianyuan Mountain was not pleasant. He even almost had a complete falling out with his former master "Taiyi Zhenren".
As soon as he came back, he encountered the little fat pig "robberying" him on the road, and he was so rude. Nezha planned to teach the little fat pig in front of him a lesson for Zhu Bajie.
It was only three people who met each other. Before Zhu Yijie had time to use his magical powers, he was beaten to the ground by Nezha.
He took off the little fat pig's belt and tied him tightly, and even banned his cultivation. He picked up his "Purple Flame Snake Spear Fire Tip Spear" and turned around to leave.
It's like coming back from a hunting trip.
"You... let me go quickly. My father is Zhu Bajie. He won't let you go -"
"I don't want that broken wheel of yours anymore, why don't you? Let me down quickly——"
"You...you don't want to take me back to roast suckling pig, do you? Wuwuwu, I haven't married a wife yet——"...
...
Nezha ignored Zhu Yijie's quarrel and didn't even tell him to shut up. He walked quickly back to the Heavenly King's Mansion.
"Third Young Master, are you back? The master said... Hello, Third Young Master——"
Nezha ignored the butler's greeting and didn't even let him finish his words. He turned around and went back to his yard.
This Heavenly King's Mansion is probably the largest among all the Heavenly Kings in the entire Heavenly Court. It is not considered that the Great Heavenly Lord is showing favoritism. Li Jing's mansion also has independent courtyards for each of his three sons.
Even if the eldest son Jin Zha and the second son Muzha don't come back often, the Great Heavenly Lord still has to show something. He doesn't look at the monk's face and the Buddha's face. After all, the people behind the two people are not easy to get along with.
Nezha naturally has an independent courtyard. After entering the gate, a large area on the left is his own mansion.
Zhu Yijie's yelling was naturally noticed by many people, and one "kind-hearted" person quickly ran to report to Zhu Bajie.
In heaven, the stakes are complicated. If there is no one keeping tabs on someone's door, it only means that you are not important enough.
The position of King Tota Li is particularly awkward. Everyone knows that he is a typical representative of the interests of Western Buddhism. He has a master from the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng, and his two sons are worshiped by Western powerful disciples.
However, his third son Nezha is a little special. He was originally the best among the three generations of disciples of the Chan Sect, but for some unknown reason, he has not been on good terms with the disciples of the various branches of the Chan Sect in the past hundred years.
Of course, Erlang Shen Yang Jian is an exception. He is one of the few close friends of Nezha.
Although Nezha also used the gate of Tianwang Mansion when he returned home, after entering his own courtyard, others could not enter easily.
"Didn't you just mention the 'roast suckling pig'? Just in time, these pair of 'Hot Fire Wheels' can barely come in handy."
When he arrived at his own place, Nezha grabbed it and a barbecue grill appeared in the middle of the yard.
It's really extravagant. His "Purple Flame Snake Spear Fire Tip Spear" is placed on the shelf. The soft flames underneath are the pair of "Hot Fire Wheels", aren't they?
Nezha had learned this arrangement from Li Zhi back then, but he had never practiced it. Didn't he expect that he would practice with this little fat pig today?
"I really know I was wrong. I don't want your wheels anymore. Can I ask my father to redeem me with something? He only has one son..."
Seeing Nezha being so arrogant and even turning around to bring out a jar of old wine from the house, Zhu Yijie became even more panicked.
"This... uncle, please let me go. I really don't know you. If I knew you were so powerful, I would definitely go around you."
"You don't really want to eat me, do you? But what's so delicious about pigs? I heard that mortals rarely eat pork."
"Woooooo, if you really eat me, you...you will definitely get swine fever, you will definitely...let me go, I'm still a child -"
Well, the flames of "Hot Fire Wheels" were burning so leisurely, and they were still six or seven feet high from the Zhu Yijie on the "Purple Flame Snake Spear Fire Tip Spear".
Not to mention roasted suckling pig, you can't even feel a trace of heat.
Nezha ignored him and patted open the jar of old wine, drinking heavily.
If an acquaintance came, his jaw would probably drop. Who has ever seen him drink so much?
"Haha, brother Nezha, why don't you call me an old pig when you drink? How can you do it with wine and no food? Come on, come on.
Come, the old pig is here to bring you delicious food——"
Nezha had just finished half the jar of old wine, and his face was red.
He really doesn't drink much on weekdays. Even if he drinks two drinks occasionally, he won't drink so recklessly. What happened today?
"Dad, please come and save me quickly. If you are too late, the child will turn into a roasted suckling pig——"
The person who came was none other than Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Bajie.
As soon as he heard the secret report from the "informant", he rushed over in a hurry.
However, when he arrived at the gate of Tianwang Mansion, Zhu Bajie woke up. Is there something fishy here?
Zhu Bajie naturally knew where the residence of King Tuotian Li was, but he had never set foot in it.
Not to mention King Tota Li, even the third prince Nezha, if it were not for the journey to the west, there would not be many interactions between them.
Nezha, the dignified Great God of the Three Altar Sea Club, a powerful man at the pinnacle of the "Daluo Golden Immortal", how could he make things difficult for his little pig?
Zhu Bajie wanted to turn around and go back, but he had already reached the door, and he didn't know how many pairs of eyes were watching him secretly.
Therefore, Zhu Bajie could only walk in bravely and ran straight to Nezha's own courtyard.
Zhu Bajie immediately saw the little fat pig on the head of the "Purple Flame Snake Spear and Fire Tip Spear", and even saw the faint flames on the "Hot Fire Wheel" under the shelf.
He understood instantly that his boy was not in any danger.
"Tianpeng, if you are not training in your Tianhe, what are you doing here? -"
Nezha seemed to be really drunk, and he no longer had the familiarity with Zhu Bajie that he used to, and even called him "Tianpeng".
"Haha, I, old pig, just got a good banquet, and I heard that Brother Nezha is back. He didn't even move his chopsticks, but he brought it over to you——"
Zhu Bajie was also familiar with it. With a wave of his hand, there was a table of food and wine and two chairs in the yard.
He was originally the named disciple of the one in "Tushita Palace". To be honest, he was one generation higher than Nezha.
However, compared with the direct disciples, the status of the registered disciples is not the slightest bit inferior, not to mention, that one is just a clone of Saint Taiqing.
Seeing that Nezha's cultivation was far better than his own, it was even more impossible for Zhu Bajie to put anything in front of Nezha.
"snort--"
Nezha raised his right hand and took back his "Hot Fire Wheel" and "Purple Flame Snake Spear", and at the same time expelled the little fat pig from the mansion.
"ah--"
"Son, you can go back to Tianhe first, or you can go to Tushita Palace to play with Golden Horn and Silver Horn. Dad wants to have a good drink with your Uncle Nezha——"
Zhu Bajie's voice was so loud. When he saw the little fat pig flying out slowly, he shouted loudly.
When he said this, wasn't he informing all the people in heaven?
Only Zhu Bajie and Nezha were left in the courtyard. The wine jar in Nezha's hand was also put down, and he suddenly took action and placed three protective barriers in succession over his courtyard.
However, before setting up the protective barrier, Nezha also shouted something.
"You pig, you are so incompetent in raising your son that you actually robbed me in broad daylight? I'll let him go this time, but this apology drink is indispensable to you——"
Zhu Bajie left two hours later, and no one knew what the two of them said.
All I know is that when Zhu Bajie left, he was disheveled, smelled of alcohol, and even had half a bottle of wine in his hand.
Nezha simply didn't send it out. Maybe he was drunk too?
After this incident, Zhu Bajie and Nezha moved around more inexplicably, and sometimes they even included Erlang Shen Yang Jian.
Yang Jian was quite interested in the little fat pig from Lao Zhu's house. How could this kid be so good at eating it?
Is he a pig or a glutton?
but
, the little fat pig didn't pay much attention to Yang Jian, but paid more attention to the little sister Nezha.
Yes, Nezha has two older brothers, but now they have little contact with each other, and they rarely talk even if they stay together.
And there is a little sister under him, the one in front of him, who looks like a teenager and has a double bun on her head. At a glance, she looks like the smaller female version of Nezha.
"My name is Li Zhenying——"
Seeing the three feet of drool at the corner of the little fat pig's mouth, the little sister swallowed back the rest of her words.
However, every time Nezha went out to see Yang Jian or Zhu Bajie, he often took this little girl with him.
After her cultivation reached the realm of "Taiyi Golden Immortal", she was finally allowed by Li Jing to walk out of "Yunlou Palace" at will.
Li Zhenying did not become a disciple of anyone. At first, Li Jing wanted Li Zhenying to become a disciple of Guanyin Bodhisattva, but was blocked by the words "I have no connection with Buddha."
Over the years, Li Zhenying has been kept in the mansion by Li Jing and taught personally.
But Li Jing's own skills are mediocre, so how can he teach his daughter well?
Therefore, it fell on his three sons to teach Li Zhenying his skills.
The relationship between the three brothers Jin Zha, Mu Zha and Nezha has faded a lot since they became gods.
Especially Jin Zha and Mu Zha. Both of them followed their master Po Sect and joined Buddhism. They can be regarded as standing in two different camps with Nezha.
The problem is, his father’s master also defected to Lingshan?
However, these three brothers have unexpected love for their youngest sister Li Zhenying.
After becoming a god, Jin Zha went to Lingshan to serve the Tathagata Buddha and served as his front protector. He was given a small section of "six pure bamboos".
Even though it was only a small piece about a foot long, its power was no worse than the ordinary "acquired spiritual treasure". However, Jin Zha did not keep it for himself, but asked someone to bring it to his younger sister Li Zhenying.
However, most of Li Zhenying's magical powers were learned from Nezha. Even after Nezha's "Spirit Pearl" awakened his consciousness, he also passed on the "Heaven-Breaking Spear Technique" to his younger sister.
...
"I introduced a good friend to Tianpeng, who is also my third brother, the Supreme Treasure. He is now in charge of the Heavenly Guard under the Great Heavenly Lord——"
Heaven is not too small, not too big. This time Zhu Bajie practiced it for Yang Jian and Nezha. Unexpectedly, these two brought him a new friend.
"I, Old Zhu, have been famous for the name of Commander Supreme Treasure for a long time. It's a pity that you have been practicing in Tianci City. Even if Old Zhu wants to get acquainted, there is no way, hahaha——"
Seeing the slightly "weak" young man sitting directly opposite him, Zhu Bajie found it difficult to connect him with the murderous "Supreme Treasure".
After the Heavenly Court defeated the Underworld, the Great Heavenly Lord had no choice but to conduct another recruitment for the Three Realms with the intention of rebuilding the "God-given Guard".
There is no way. The "God-given Guard", which originally had a hundred people, now only has about thirty people intact. How can a sharp reduction in the number of people form a strong combat effectiveness?
Unfortunately, with lessons learned from the past, the number of people who came to apply this time has obviously decreased a lot, and there are no strong players. The most powerful ones are just some people at the peak of "Taiyi Golden Immortal".
In order to make up for the lack of high-level combat power, the Great Heavenly Lord even arranged for the commander of his bodyguard, the "Rolling Curtain General" King Yu Tao.
After so many years of secret observation, neither Great Heavenly Lord nor Taibai Jinxing found any problems with this person, so he was considered to have passed the test.
Of course, the Supreme Treasure is already considered an old man of the "God-given Guard". He was defeated in many battles. Even if King Yu Tao enters the "God-given Guard", he can only attack the Supreme Treasure.
The "Tianci Guards" were once again fully staffed, which somewhat alleviated the trauma of the Great Heavenly Lord's several defeats.
The Supreme Treasure opposite him remained silent. Even if Zhu Bajie repeatedly toasted, he only raised his glass in vain, with a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.
"Tianpeng, don't be offended. This third brother of mine has always had a cold temperament, unless he is a little more relaxed in front of the fourth child."
Seeing the "attitude" of Zhizunbao, Yang Jian hurriedly smoothed things over.
Originally, Zhu Bajie only invited him and Nezha today, but the Supreme Treasure happened to come to visit. Although there was nothing wrong, he couldn't just leave his brothers aside and ignore them, right?
So Nezha proposed to take the Supreme Treasure to Marshal Zhu Bajie's Tianpeng Mansion, and then there was a scene where the four of them sat together.
"How can I? I, the old pig, am really envious of you. It seems that I can't defeat any of you including the True Monarch Erlang, the Great God of Santan Haihui, the Commander of the Heavenly Guards, and my junior brother of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. ——"
Zhu Bajie seemed to be really envious and drank himself two bowls of old wine.
"Haha, Bajie, are you still so jealous? If you call my fourth brother, 'little junior brother', that is my Nezha's brother."
"I've told you a long time ago that you and I can advance and retreat together. It seems that Marshal Tianpeng doesn't want to make friends with us brothers too much."
Nezha also joined him for two drinks. He talked to Zhu Bajie much more casually than Yang Jian.
"Eldest brother, second brother, are you really going to fight against the extraterrestrial demons?——"
At this time, Zhizunbao, who had never spoken before, spoke with a slightly hoarse voice.
"Third brother, there is nothing we can do about this. It is said that the demons outside the territory are becoming more and more rampant. Even Emperor Zhenwu was injured. Emperor Ziwei's losses this time may not be less than your trip to the underworld."
Beyond the thirty-sixth heaven, there is still a vast space, but no one knows what it will be.
The extraterrestrial demons are said to be a group of visitors from thirty-six days away. They have been trying to break through the protective barriers of the three realms. They have been maintained by saints from ancient times to the present.
However, from the vast outer territory to the three realms, there is still a long period of turbulence, which is where the outer demons have been trying to break through over the years.
Of course, if the "Saint" can guard this place, it will be absolutely foolproof. At the critical moment, the turbulent flow will not be able to withstand the power of the "Saint".
Even if an ordinary "quasi-sage" arrives, his cultivation and realm will be suppressed to varying degrees.
Therefore, only those who have reached the realm of "Daluo Jinxian" and below can fully exert their strength.
This time, even the Zhenwu Emperor under Emperor Ziwei failed to withstand it, causing a situation in which both sides suffered losses. Seeing that the demons from outside the territory were gathering again, how could the Great Heavenly Lord remain indifferent?
"Third brother, if your Heavenly Guard had not just been rebuilt and it still needs time to strengthen and adjust, you might have been sent there..."
Nezha wanted to continue, but was stopped by Zhizunbao.
"Eldest brother, second brother, have you ever thought that the order from the Great Heavenly Lord to set out for the expedition came too timely?"
"You just received an invitation from your fourth brother to go to Chang'an to support him on the third day of March. You immediately received an order to fight against the demons outside the territory. Didn't you really have any doubts?"
Zhizunbao's words suddenly brought the atmosphere of the wine bureau to freezing point.
"Um... Commander of the Supreme Treasure, is there any relationship between the two? Emperor Tang is going to sacrifice to heaven, and Zhenjun Erlang and the others are going to fight the demons outside the territory. It seems that they are not close to each other, right?"
"Besides, today's Tang Dynasty has already surpassed the previous dynasties of the human race, and even caught up with the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors. The combat power of my little junior brother, Lao Zhu, is probably not much worse than the Three Sovereigns back then."
"Emperor Tang is going to sacrifice to heaven. It seems that there shouldn't be any conflict with the Great Heavenly Lord, right? Just now you said that you need Erlang Zhenjun and Third Prince to stand up and cheer for the junior brother? Is there really someone going to cause trouble? If so, That way..."
At first, Zhu Bajie didn't take it seriously, and even felt that the "weak" Supreme Treasure opposite him was somewhat
Worry is unfounded.
However, when he was talking to himself, he thought about what Tang Emperor Li Zhi had experienced over the years. It seemed, it seemed, maybe he really had a lot of enemies?
So the Great Heavenly Lord transferred Yang Jian and Nezha away at this time? ...
"Third brother, no matter what, we still have to deal with this extraterrestrial demon. After all, it is related to the safety of the entire Three Realms, and we are bound to do so."
"As for the fourth brother, he has enough strength. Unless several parties join forces to deal with him, even going to the two quasi-sage cities may not bring any benefits."
"Nezha and I will try our best to come back. Calculating the time, we should still have a chance. If we really can't make it in time, I would like to ask Marshal Tianpeng to go to Chang'an——"
As the eldest brother, Yang Jian is also the number one general in Heaven, so he must be in a dilemma.
Therefore, even though he knew the identity of the Supreme Treasure, he still agreed to bring him to Zhu Bajie just for this scene.
"This... well, anyway, Li Zhina is also my junior brother, Lao Zhu. When I was studying in the West, Lao Zhu also needed his help."
"It's just that even if I, old pig, go there, it's only in my personal capacity. It's really..."
Zhu Bajie is not a fool. Despite his appearance, he has a delicate mind.
Of course, he would not feel that he was being plotted by Yang Jian. As he said, Li Zhi was also his junior brother, Lao Zhu.
"In that case, I... I will also pay more attention. If someone really comes to cause trouble, and the fourth brother cannot handle it, the 'Tianci Guards' appropriate activities can be considered as daily training."
There is not a fool here, even Zhizunbao can understand Zhu Bajie's "difficulty".
Could it be said that everything will really develop in the worst direction? ...
