Lei Zhan raised his shiny face, shook his military uniform, looked at the child who came out, and said: "You little bastard, you just sent me a letter to challenge me, but I didn't even think about it. You just attack by surprise? What kind of hero is this? You have to do it all over again..."
I am an adult, and if I lose it to a child, my face will be lost.
Although I lost a few times before, no one knows exactly how.
The report written by Lei Zhan was: Chen Haonan is a child and does not respect martial ethics. He was careless and treated him as a child...
Now it's no longer possible. The top leaders have dug out their eyeballs and thrown them at him, staring at him.
"Master Lei, I don't even know what to say about you." Chen Haonan shrugged his shoulders and walked towards the entrance of the abandoned factory: "You are arrogant and shameless."
"As a child, knowing that the battlefield is changing rapidly, how can I prepare you? Your arrogant mentality will get you killed. I hope you will remember the advice I, a child, give you."
Chen Haonan set a flag for Lei Zhan!
Lei Zhan didn't appreciate it, and became even more angry after hearing this. Children don't have to be embarrassed, but adults do.
"No, try again, you little bastard."
"Hey, I'm begging you to give me a chance..."
Lei Zhan stopped working and was mumbling like a child weighing more than 140 pounds.
"You are just a little bastard. Do you ask for help like this? I have set a flag for you. Accept the reality. Face is worthless. Some foreign military ideas are suitable for our country. You should change them. Otherwise, sooner or later you will To kill yourself, the battlefield wisdom of our ancestors is the most practical."
"You kid, are you cursing me?" Lei Zhan grinned, his smile awkward. After all, he was being educated by a child.
"This exercise lasts from one month to the next. We will continue to compete..."
Lei Zhan was chattering like a menopausal woman. Chen Haonan in front of him had already walked into the factory, treating him as nothing.
"It's over, how can we go back and face the wolf head?"
Lei Zhan could imagine that scene. The wolf head must have a dark face, hating iron and not steel, scolding him that he was worse than a child and might as well feed pigs...
What he is most worried about is, what punishment will come next?
"Come out, we won." Chen Haonan called at the door.
It was quiet inside, with pairs of bright eyes staring at Chen Haonan. They were the four female soldiers He Lu who was extremely nervous.
Till now, Tian Guo, Ouyang Qian, Qu Bi and Tan Xiaolin have all been eliminated.
Before Chen Haonan came, Tang Xiaoxiao also suggested that she perform a striptease to attract Lei Zhan's attention, and then die with him holding explosives...
He Lu scolded her hard, why did you take advantage of Lei Zhan, that stinky man? Moreover, this method is useless for veterans. The instructor taught us that unless you know your enemy, you must not think of sexual seduction. Not everyone They are all Cao thieves.
"He's here. My boyfriend is here. I said he must have come on a rainbow..."
When the experienced He Lu saw Chen Haonan's figure, she yelled like a Zixia fairy.
But her words left Ye Cunxin speechless. She was too deep into the drama.
People who don’t know, think this is a Westward Journey.
He Lu ignored it and smiled close to Chen Haonan: "How is the instructor? Our performance is not bad. I know you will come to support us."
"It's okay. Which one of you is the best? I keep my word."
Me, me, me... He Lu quickly raised her hand.
Ye Cunxin protested loudly on the side: "Chen Haonan, how many more girlfriends do you want to find? This is your fourth one. He Lu, let me tell you, you can't even be ranked as a mistress, so you still want to be his girlfriend?"
She couldn't bear it anymore, just one month, yes, just one month.
Seeing with her own eyes that this little guy Chen Haonan found Tang Xinyi, An Ran, and big stars as his girlfriend, at first, Ye Cunxin thought he was making trouble.
Just kidding!
Later, when I saw my little cousin getting along with his older girlfriends, my god, they destroyed the three views, they were no different from real boyfriends and girlfriends.
When we were in the hotel, we reluctantly said goodbye to the big star, except that we didn't even kiss her goodbye. Anyway, it was like a life-or-death love affair, and the female star even wiped away tears.
How many sisters are you going to hurt?
As for the instructor An Ran, Ye Cunxin also observed it. She didn't know if he was doing anything with him while he ate and slept with him, but An Ran was absolutely smitten by his little expression. She felt like a COS lover as both a mother and a little secretary.
Tang Xinyi is better, aloof, but the way she looks at Chen Haonan recently doesn't look right either.
Ye Cunxin felt that these women were crazy and would not be spoiled by their little cousin.
Even if it is a friendship between plastic sisters, He Lu must be reminded.
"Really? I can't even be considered a mistress? Who is a mistress? Haha, I am a mistress? I'm laughing so hard..."
I'll go... He Lu froze for a moment, pursed her lips, a smile spread on her chin, and then, under Ye Cunxin's stunned eyes, she laughed so hard that her branches trembled.
"Ah ah ah, you made me laugh so hard. You're so cute. I'm determined to be your fourth girlfriend. I like children so much. In the field hospital, every time I saw a child being born, I hugged him. After teasing for a long time, if I see a child die on the battlefield, I will not be happy for a long time."
"Instructor, I, He Lu, am not cheating on your feelings. I like children with pure eyes. I will be your mistress."
"Okay!" Chen Haonan nodded seriously with a straight face.
Ye Cunxin froze.
…
On the other side, Lei Zhan's ten female soldiers were taken back to the square by personnel carriers and gathered together.
One of the female soldiers was holding one of Chen Haonan's crime tools: a six-meter-long bamboo pole.
"Chief, is this considered cheating by the other instructor? He used this bamboo pole to jump directly over the wall and caught us off guard. Otherwise, we would not have lost."
Tang Xinyi was stunned for a moment after hearing this. She looked at the thick and long crime tool and the shiny bamboo pole, and asked in surprise: "Is this Chen Haonan's crime tool? But this is just an ordinary long pole. Well, it looks quite fresh. , it was just cut off, what kind of cheating is this?"
"I can only say that you are all careless."
The female soldier said gloomily: "But, he did jump over the 7-meter wall by relying on a bamboo pole. It's not us weaklings, it's that Spider-Man, who is really perverted. You were not there. Look at the scene where he jumped down. He looked like a super winger falling from the sky."
"Yes, Super Wings, they are all children. The scene is so similar. Chief, have you ever thought about someone using a bamboo pole to jump over a 6-meter-high wall? Before I came, I checked, World Pole Vault The world record was only 6.23 meters, and he jumped 7 meters, directly breaking the world record."
"Really, I swear, it's not that we are not strong, it's that he is too perverted."
"Yes, yes, Super Peter Pan, I was shocked."
"I was so scared that I peed..."
In response to the comments from the female soldiers, Tang Xiaosan first stiffened his body, and then after digesting the meaning of the words, he laughed twice: "Don't worry, I will make it clear to the leader that it is Chen Haonan who is perverted, not that you are weak. Right."
"That's right, no one in this world can defeat him. It's too difficult for us. If you don't believe it, challenge him yourself. If we defeat him, we will be convinced and disband directly. Let's go home."
After Tang Xinyi understood the female soldier's forced respect, she also expressed her understanding. After comforting the woman who was driven out of her mind by Chen Haonan, she walked towards the rostrum.
