Everyone looked up and saw Chen Haonan falling from the sky, like a human-shaped kite, floating to the ground. With a bang, he half-crouched on the sand with a gun in the air, causing dust to fly on the ground.
Chen Haonan's smile remained unchanged, but he felt a bit sore from the blow.
He jumped a little too high, at least eight meters, and almost jumped over the yard.
"You...you jumped from the sky? Falling from the sky? Oh my god, how did you do that?"
There was no trace of hostility on the face of the fallen female soldier, replaced by deep confusion and surprise.
Chen Haonan, who was posing as a superman, was like a luminous body, his whole body was emitting some kind of frightening light, which made these women have empty eyes, as if they were fascinated, and they surrounded the little man one by one in disbelief.
"Why did you jump down and climb the wall? Are you the Gecko Man?"
Gecko Man? ... Chen Haonan, who had a strange nickname for himself, frowned and said reservedly: "Please respect me, I am not a child anymore, I am the instructor of the female soldiers, and you will all become dead people Oh, how can a dead person touch others randomly?"
"Ah...just tell me, how did you get in? We are very curious. If you don't tell us, we not only touch you, but also kiss you, and even take off your clothes and let you run naked."
The female soldiers thought Chen Haonan was a child and threatened his personal safety with bared teeth.
Hearing this, Chen Hao bared his teeth fiercely: "How brave, believe it or not, I will take off your clothes and spank your ass."
Ha ha……
Chen Haonan's words did not threaten the female soldiers, but instead attracted women's wanton laughter.
"Instructor, we are just curious. Look, we were wiped out by you without even firing a shot. How did you do it? Oh, tell me, don't you like others to be your little girlfriend? I can do that."
Seeing Chen Haonan walking out with small steps, the female soldiers quickly followed him laughing, and then licked him wildly, wanting to be his little girlfriend.
"Ah, yes, yes, all four of us can be your girlfriends."
have no choice!
Chen Haonan raised his little hand towards the bamboo pole on the other side of the wall and said calmly: "The answer is on the other side of the wall. You can go see it for yourselves and don't bother me."
"OK!"
The female soldiers hurried to the wall, and then they were shocked to see a bamboo pole more than six meters high leaning against the wall.
"Let me go, he jumped in from the pole vault? But...is it at least seven meters here?"
"He's just a kid. He's so strong. Can he jump so high? Oh my god, is this a world record? He's really a little superman."
The female soldiers were talking excitedly, more excited than giving birth, but Chen Haonan quickly seized this opportunity and ran away.
Handsome people really suffer because they are surrounded by women wherever they go.
In the past, when Chen Haonan was a soldier, he didn't have such a feeling. Now times have changed. He just made a few moves, and a group of women made a fuss. They had never seen the world, and they touched me...
The little man said he was very cynical!
After leaving the abandoned factory, Chen Haonan called Tang Xiaosan.
"I am Chen Haonan, comrade Xiaosan. I have wiped out all the female soldiers. However, don't come to pick me up for the time being. I plan to fight Lei Zhan once. Kill him and I will contact you again."
After saying that, Chen Haonan directly hung up the communication without giving Tang Xinyi a chance to reply.
Ever since Tang Xinyi observed the White Tiger Base, she seemed to have opened the door to a new world. She pestered him with questions during the day and insisted on sleeping with her at night, which was quite annoying.
However, Chen Haonan felt that Tang Xiaosan's physical fitness was quite good and he could be beaten as a punching bag. He really didn't mean it. He was used to touching that shape and there was a burst of banging on the spot...
On the rostrum, Tang Xinyi, who had been disconnected from the communication, was stunned on the spot. She immediately looked at her watch regardless of the inquiring leaders behind her.
The next moment, her expression became exciting, and she blurted out: "In nine minutes and ten seconds, Chen Haonan destroyed all the Fire Phoenix female soldiers. It took less than ten minutes!"
What……
Before Mr. Gao could react, He Zhijun reacted first and kissed Tang Xinyi passionately on the spot: "What did you say? Chen Haonan has wiped out all Lei Zhan's female soldiers?"
Tang Xinyi touched her chest to calm down the big woman's agitated mood. After she calmed down, she nodded seriously: "Yes, I said, I didn't misjudge the person. Although Chen Hao is a small man, he has many practical methods. , and extremely practical, I even guessed that those female soldiers were stoned to death by him."
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Stoned to death?
He Zhijun grabbed a cup of tea and his hand shook. Unknowingly, the cup tilted and the hot water spread to his bag, making him jump up on the spot.
"pain……"
"Calm down, let's see how old you are." Mr. Gao scolded He Zhijun for his gaffe, and laughed exaggeratedly: "Okay, haha, this kid has the spirit of a tiger and a wolf, and he can take over the world. That's it." , very similar to me.”
The cadres next to Mr. Gao all nodded in agreement as they listened to his praise of Chen Haonan.
A brave young man indeed!
"Have you received feedback from Lei Zhan?" He Zhijun unzipped his pants, tried his best to let the hot water isolate his thighs, and let them dry!
"No, he seems to be missing. I have asked him three times, but there is no movement at all."
He Zhijun was stunned for a moment, slapped his thigh, and cursed angrily: "What is this grandson doing? Why is he so unsatisfactory? Oh, he's burning me to death..."
"Langtou, go and change into a pair of pants. The hot tea you just brewed is about the same as Baidu. Don't burn it and make it infertile." As she said this, Tang Xiaosan, who spoke freely, took out her communicator. She planned to contact her for the fourth time. Lei Zhan told him the good news in time.
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In the airtight jungle, Lei Zhan leaned against a dry tree trunk and silently watched the information from the Beidou Terminal.
The message was sent by Tang Xinyi and had just been opened.
"What's wrong with this woman? I called her three times but I didn't answer. I insist on sending a message. Is there something urgent?"
Lei Zhan chased the female soldiers all the way, from the swamp to the jungle, and from the jungle to the abandoned factory. He had successfully killed four female soldiers. The remaining four female soldiers had already hid in the factory. He thought There are several ways to sneak in.
Right now, people are very irritable, feeling like menopause.
"Chen Haonan spent nine minutes and eleven seconds to kill all your female soldiers. By the way, he plans to strangle you for the final time. I think it is necessary to inform you."
Kill all my female soldiers? how could it be possible……
When Lei Zhan saw this information, he didn't believe it for the first time. After realizing that Tang Xinyi couldn't lie, he felt like he had drank Sprite from 1982.
Did I lose?
Suddenly, he came to his senses and cursed angrily: "Come on, what about strangulation? This is a duel. I will kill him openly and openly, proving that he is a lucky kid. I am the three-time King of Soldiers..."
Lei Zhan was cursing and thinking about killing Chen Haonan to clear his name. Suddenly his body trembled and a puff of smoke came out of him.
He actually died in battle while howling!
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Lei Zhan stared blankly at the sensor on his chest, then slowly raised his head, and cast his gaze numbly on Chen Haonan who came out, roaring angrily: "You said you wanted to fight me, but you actually attacked me secretly. You were paralyzed by a sneak attack. Let's do it again. You little bastard.”
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