"I'm going, why do you smell like alcohol? Have you drank?"
"I didn't want to drink at first, but I met Kang Tuan on the road. He was very kind and could not refuse. He insisted on dragging me to drink, so I dealt with it."
When Chen Haonan said these words, He Chenguang and Wang Yanbing were immediately stunned.
Damn it, have you gotten this far?
The instructor toasted cigarettes and the group leader toasted?
Wang Yanbing said bitterly: "It's not like you don't know that he has become the Superman, Spider-Man, among the people of Donghai City."
Speaking of this, He Chenguang's little eyes lit up: "Yes, I heard that you killed several gangsters. How does it feel to kill someone? Did you really kill them?"
Li Erniu's eyes were also dilated, but there was fear in his eyes.
Killing is terrible!
It turned out that before Chen Haonan came back, Kang Tuan had already promoted Spider-Man in the Iron Fist group and praised him highly.
"The commander of the regiment praised you to the sky. He said that you climbed the wall with bare hands and killed all the gangsters before the special forces entered. I don't believe it. You, a little kid, can be so powerful. You are already praised as a superman. , I feel that those special forces must have been careless during the last exercise. After being beheaded by you, they preached that you are a superman and invincible, is that right?"
Wang Yanbing seemed to feel that he had found a reasonable explanation, and his expression immediately brightened: "Yes, that's definitely the case. If we can't defeat the enemy, it's not that our army is not strong enough, but that the enemy is too cunning."
Not to mention, He Chenguang also thought it made sense.
After all, killing is different from practicing. Can Chen Haonan be more powerful than the special forces?
Regarding these doubts, Chen Haonan said calmly: "If you don't believe me, let's compare who can pee farther?"
It just so happened that after drinking a lot of wine, Chen Haonan had a strong urge to urinate.
Wang Yanbing was stunned for a moment and refused on the spot.
Just kidding, he had seen Chen Haonan's little thing fly three feet away.
Although I'm not yet at the age where a bird's shoes are wet, I'm definitely not close enough to fuck a boy.
"Let's see, whoever climbs the tree first and whoever is faster will be Spider-Man."
"Okay!" Wang Yanbing ran over quickly, "You lose, you don't want to talk about yourself anymore, admit it to the leader, don't be damned, you alone are a superman, you make us all look like garbage, all of us are alive It’s on the dog.”
Wang Yanbing was a good tree climber, and he quickly climbed more than ten meters. When he looked back at Chen Haonan, his whole body was about to burst.
"You...what are you going to do..."
Under the tree, Chen Haonan took off his pants, popped out his magic needle, and shot straight up the tree.
After drinking wine and adding the blessing of the boy chicken, it is really amazingly powerful.
The entire tree trunk was soaked with urine. If Wang Yanbing wanted to come down, he would have to jump from a height of more than ten meters, otherwise his hands would be wet directly.
"Damn it, you don't have martial ethics, you... what kind of Spider-Man are you, you are just a little scoundrel, I'm so pissed off... this is so disgusting..."
"How much horse urine did you drink to get so high..."
Hearing Wang Yanbing's furious screams, He Chenguang and others, who were originally waiting to see the show, were immediately deceived and started laughing with their hands on their stomachs.
I can't even straighten my waist.
It was so tragic that Wang Yanbing was trapped in a big tree after being peeed on by a child.
The key is, he also climbed the tree.
Chen Haonan put on his pants and prepared to leave with his little hands behind his back.
"Hey, Chen Haonan, can you be a Spider-Man? I think you are the Gecko Man, who specializes in climbing walls to catch mosquitoes."
"Er Niu, you Chen Guang, you are so ridiculous. Hurry up and find a bucket of water and wash the tree trunk for me. I can't stand the smell of this."
He Chenguang straightened up and covered his mouth: "It's only about ten meters away. Just jump down and roll on the ground to dissipate the impact of the force. Damn it, no good. Come here, the instructor."
"Hello, instructor!"
He Chenguang and others immediately stood at attention and saluted vigorously.
Wang Yanbing, who was still cursing in the tree, looked at Gong Jian walking over with a confused look on his face, looking at him in the tree with a dark face.
"Why don't you get down quickly? Do you want me to stab you down with a stick?" Gong Jian shouted coldly.
"yes……"
Wang Yanbing didn't care whether it smelled bad or not, and just slipped down at a very fast speed.
"Instructor, okay!"
As soon as he got off the ground, Wang Yanbing immediately stood up straight and saluted.
No way, during the recruit period, the instructor, a black-faced scholar, was more difficult to deal with than the usually smiling old black squad leader. If he was caught, his skin would peel off even if he died.
"It smells like urine. Did you urinate while standing on the tree?" Gong Jian looked at Wang Yanbing up and down, his tone getting colder and colder.
"Report, I... am not..."
"Is it Chen Haonan?"
"Chen Haonan?" Gong Jian looked around, then shouted angrily: "Why can't I see where they are?"
"Report, instructor, he just left. He hasn't gone far yet. He is right in front..."
"Even if it was him who pooped, why did you climb up the tree and let him poop? Are you that stupid? Why do I feel like you pooped while standing on the tree? What kind of kung fu is this? Come on, you climb again Go up and give me a try."
Damn it... Wang Yanbing's mouth kept twitching, and he imagined that he was such a big man, standing on a tree and taking off his pants to urinate, while a group of people gathered under the tree to watch, this... How can he be a human being in the future, how can he be a soldier?
The legend spread by Chen Haonan is that Spider-Man is a chivalrous and righteous man, and his righteousness is as great as the sky.
The legend spread by Wang Yanbing is that Wang Yanbing climbed a tree to urinate, causing water to flow down!
It’s scary to think about it!
"Report, instructor, you can punish me as much as you want. Please don't punish me by standing on a tree to urinate. This must be a misunderstanding."
Gong Jian looked at his wet pants and was furious. He yelled angrily: "Run for me, wait until your pants are dry and then come back. Also, don't eat dinner. The smell of urine is so strong that you must be too." I can’t eat any more.”
"yes……"
Wang Yanbing breathed a sigh of relief and went for a run honestly.
"Made, Chen Haonan, just wait. I will beat you, Spider-Man, into a pancake man. You will be stuck to the wall and you won't be able to get off."
"And you guys, why are you just standing there? Don't you understand the principle of sharing hardships and sharing blessings?"
"Yes, instructor..."
He Chenguang and others, who were holding back strong laughter and waiting for the instructor to leave, then laughed happily at Wang Yanbing, were dumbfounded.
We had no choice but to go running one by one with Wang Yanbing, who smelled of urine. However, everyone deliberately kept a certain distance.
The taste is too strong!
Just when He Chenguang and others were punished for running, Gong Jian found Chen Haonan in front.
This little guy is talking about nothing while walking. Whoever regrets it is his grandson.
"It seems like Kang Tuan's catchphrase. It seems that Kang Tuan asked him for a drink just now. Hey, this little guy has become famous at a young age. He has alerted the headquarters. He can't keep him."
Gong Jian had just returned from a meeting at Langya. Commander Gao Shiwei personally asked to meet Chen Haonan, the Spider-Man.
