After eating and drinking, Chen Haonan lay on the sofa and enjoyed his celebrity girlfriend's massage.
Ye Cunxin rolled her eyes and watched while eating breakfast.
It can be seen that this female star seems to like his little cousin very much. He dotes on him very much, even more than her.
It just looks a bit ambiguous!
Chen Haonan's long legs were used as pillows, and the bottle that looked at least B+ was hanging above his little cousin's head, without the slightest suspicion.
"Forget it, he is still a ten-year-old child, what can he think? Even if he does, he is just a child who wants to suck milk."
Ye Cunxin felt that she was dirty, shook her head, and her eyes fell on Xiaoyuan.
She was a little envious of the other person's figure.
I am too thin, but this big star is curvy and has a better figure than me...a little better, no more.
The confident Ye Cunxin comforted herself like this.
When she finished her breakfast and saw Chen Haonan being fed grapes, she couldn't help but stand up.
"Okay, okay, it's so depraved that I can't stand it anymore. I'm blinded by the titanium alloy. Go back to the army and report!"
With that said, Ye Cunxin pulled Chen Haonan, who looked satisfied, to stand up and walked out, unwilling to stay for a moment.
Chen Haonan turned around with a smile, and gave a warm smile to the big star who was reluctant to follow him out: "I'm going back to report. I suggest you join the army if you have the chance. I hope to see you wearing women's clothes next time. This will definitely be the case." It’s beautiful.”
The big star is a little disappointed. She feels that this child has a sense of security, with pure eyes and great abilities, unlike those dirty adult men who patrol sensitive parts of her body.
Next to Chen Haonan, she has a role-playing feeling, like a sister, like a mother, um, also a bit like a little girlfriend.
"Ah, do you like the female soldier costume? Don't worry. Our country requires that you must perform military service between the ages of 20 and 30. I am 19 years old this year and can wear military uniform next year."
"Goodbye!"
Seeing Chen Haonan walk out of the door and stand at the elevator door, Xiao Yuan walked over anyway, blinking her big beautiful eyes: "Remember, you are my little boyfriend."
Chen Haonan looked serious: "Don't cuckold me. I don't want dirty women."
Madoka was stunned for a moment, then bent over with laughter.
"It's so interesting. I have never met such interesting children. There were children who gave gifts before, but they all shocked me. This one is really different, not to mention he is so capable."
Sister Zhen walked to the side of her celebrity who was thinking about it, and asked seriously: "You can't be serious, can you?"
"Why not? Don't you think this is an interesting promise? It's hard for me to be interested in a man. This is the first time." As she said that, Madoka spread her hands slightly, "It's a pity that he is a child."
Hearing this, Sister Zhen breathed a sigh of relief. The next moment, the big star's words almost made her fall to the ground.
"But the child will grow up too, I hope he won't forget me!"
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On the way back, Ye Cunxin couldn't help but ask Chen Haonan: "You are very clever. How did you get a big star? He seems to care about you and takes better care of you than your aunt."
Chen Haonan said calmly: "Cousin, this is not called cheating, I am always being chased from behind."
"Hahaha, you made me laugh so hard. You kid, what are you talking about? Even if you find a hundred girlfriends, it's just a name. You still don't understand the name, haha..."
Ye Cunxin laughed, but she was also a little admired in her heart.
Oh my god, are children so powerful now? I think I, Ye Cunxin, haven't entered the special forces yet and am still in the selection stage, so I can't conquer the instructors. Chen Haonan is a military eldest sister, a big star, and the fish pond is full of sharks.
Awesome!
When they were about to return to the military area, Ye Cunxin warned: "Our selection of female soldiers is almost at the final stage. I won't be able to come out in the future."
"I came to see you this time because I filed a report for a long time. It was not approved at first. I don't know why the head of the special forces gave it special approval a few days ago, so I came out to see you."
"Cousin, I know why." Chen Haonan said calmly: "It's very simple. There was an exercise a few days ago. Those special forces relied on artillery coverage to bully our Iron Fist regiment. I beheaded the opponent's leader. This was to give him face. .”
What... Ye Cunxin was dumbfounded.
"No, you have learned to lie. Watch my cousin kick you and teach you how to be an honest and good boy."
Chen Haonan ran into the army without hesitation.
The soldiers on guard did not stop Chen Haonan, but looked at him curiously.
There was no way, the entire Iron Fist group was about to recite the glorious deeds of Chen Haonan, a 10-year-old soldier, after Kang Tuan's drunken loudspeaker.
What killed Fan Tianlei, killed Lei and Lightning, and chopped off the head of the special forces wolf head... In the end, it is said that Chen Haonan had three heads, six arms, and three legs...
"He seems to be an ordinary child. Why does he have three legs? But he can run extremely fast. He deserves to be the young soldier king."
The guards stopped Ye Cunxin.
Chen Haonan walked back towards the dormitory. When he passed a slope, a figure sitting on the grass in front of him waved to him from a distance.
"Isn't this that scoundrel Lao Kang? Why are you waiting for me with a drink?"
Chen Haonan, who has a ten-mile eagle eye, recognized the leader who had no drink at a glance.
After he approached, Kang Tuan stood up with a smile, patted the Maotai in his hand, and said slyly: "Little guy, do you want to drink? No, I should call you Spider-Man, young hero, please stay and let me, this Tuan The chief personally invites you to drink, this is not the Erwotou you drank last time, this is Maotai!"
Chen Haonan's little nose twitched and he smelled the aroma of wine.
Originally, he didn't want to pay attention to this drunkard, but when he saw the other party calling him Spider-Man...forget it, for the sake of the wine, just forgive him!
The sun sets.
Two men, one big and one small, were drinking together on the grass.
"Fan Tianlei came here once and praised you for what you did in Donghai City. I am proud of you as a soldier. I was wrong last time and I will punish myself with a drink."
Kang Tuan drank it all in one gulp.
"You went back on your word. I didn't transfer you to the Fourth Gun Company immediately. I'll punish myself with a drink. Go ahead!"
Kang Tuan drank another drink.
Chen Haonan quit, grabbed Maotai, and protested: "It's just a bottle of wine, why are you punished? If you want to cheat me into drinking, just say, you old boy."
"Haha, it's an honor for me to be called an old boy by Spider-Man. Come on, there's more here. We won't go home until we're drunk."
With that said, Kang Tuan took out two more bottles of Maotai from the bag next to him.
I'm in a good mood today, and I've taken out all my stash.
Of course, Kang Tuan had another trick in mind. When taking out the Maotai, he quietly took out a satellite recorder, which looked similar to the one Chen Haonan hid last time.
When the two of them had been drinking for three rounds and their faces were red and their ears were red, Kang Tuan showed his big tail and asked with a smile: "Chen Haonan, do you dare to tell me that you will stay in the Iron Fist Team for the rest of your life and never go anywhere?"
"Do you dare to act like I promised you last time? Whoever regrets it will be his grandson?"
Chen Haonan drank a drink, stiffened his tongue, and responded vaguely: "Yes, if you don't leave the Iron Fist Group, whoever regrets it will be your grandson."
"Well said, little brother, can you speak louder? I wasn't sure just now."
"Whoever regrets it is a grandson."
Kang Tuan was satisfied and drank freely.
His ability to drink was average, but after drinking a bottle and a half, his immediate personality became blurry, and he almost regarded Chen Haonan as his own child.
"Captain, there's still half a bottle left. Don't drink it all. I'll go to the bathroom and be right back."
Chen Haonan took the time to go to the restroom.
In the bathroom, he secretly took out a stolen tape recorder from his pocket and pressed it gently.
"How cunning. He actually recorded it. It's not rude to come back but not reciprocate!"
Chen Haonan found a similar-looking tape recorder in a corner of the bathroom and switched it over.
This tape recorder was originally placed here to find an opportunity to play the whole military region's declaration of who regrets and who is the grandson of Kang Tuan. Unfortunately, the loudspeaker was never found, and the plan was shelved.
Now switching the package to the other party can be regarded as retribution.
"Strange, why did Kang Tuan ask me to promise not to leave the Iron Fist Group? Am I going to leave right away?"
Chen Haonan couldn't figure it out, so he didn't care. He walked back on his little feet and drank all the wine with Kang Tuan.
He was pretending to be drunk.
With Chen Haonan's physical fitness, a bottle and a half of Maotai is considered a DER. He is giving Lao Kang face.
But Kang Tuan was really drunk. He was helped back by the guards, and he kept shouting: Whoever regrets it is the grandson!
When Chen Haonan passed by the playground, a group of men ran over and surrounded him.
It's these guys like He Chenguang.
