Shouye? Bazunzun, call me Master Shou?
"Being frightened, passive value, +1." Not only was Xu Xiaoshou shocked, but everyone around him also looked weird at the name.
This is too much! Xu Xiaoshou is a very absurd person. He gets sick from time to time, and suddenly gives you an explosive posture or a violent giant during a chat. These are all normal actions.
But we have seen so many times of illness that everyone can barely accept it. He claims to be me, and Mr. Xu can understand it, but the Eight Masters also came to say this
"Master Shou"...what is his psychology? Everyone wanted to laugh for the first time. But looking at the eight acquaintances, although this guy's words are awkward and strange, there is still a hint of seriousness in his words.
He plays it awkwardly but also plays it seriously!
"W-what did you say..." Xu Xiaoshou had difficulty suppressing his emotions. The corners of his lips raised slightly, but he felt that this made him look too cheap, so he looked at the Shou Zi Ling with a twitching facial expression, unable to recover for a long time.
"I said..." Bazun Cen, who was familiar with the smile, waved his hand and said: "Master Shou, I have already prepared your token. As long as you nod now, the position of the second-in-command of the Holy Slave will be yours. "Second in command!"
This second sound
"Master Shou" directly killed the weirdness on everyone's face, and
The words "second in command" are even more shocking. The water ghost's face froze.
Xiao Kongtong couldn't close his mouth. From behind, Zhu Yiyi could only feel the stars in his eyes, looking at Master Shou and the legendary figure who called him Master Shou, just like a mortal seeing a real dragon.
The miniature ferret Han Ye in Lei Xi'er's palm had a ghostly expression on his face. He had listened to Master Shou's talk about his relationship with the Eight Masters in the Zhenhuang Palace, but he never expected that the reality would frighten Itachi even more than what he heard at the time.
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"You", use
"Shou Ye" is used as a title.
The position of "second in command" is a bargaining chip, just to tie up Xu Xiaoshou? Although this title is somewhat playful, I wonder who else in the world can allow Master Bazun to use such a ridiculous and weird tone to address him respectfully?
"you"?
"I..." The person involved, Xu Xiaoshou, stretched out his hand and trembled uncontrollably. This was so embarrassing, and he quickly suppressed it.
At this moment, he finally heard Bazun Yu's words clearly. However, he could press his hands and the corners of his mouth could no longer stop grinning down to his earlobes.
Him! The Eight Masters know it well! Xu Xiaoshou could praise this person with words or slander him with his heart, but he also fully recognized the achievements of Bazun Shu.
Just from the previous duel with Xiao Kongtong's poem and sword - even against an impostor, he had seen how handsome and terrifying Ba Zunzhen was at his peak.
People like this really have to be picky. Even Xu Xiaoshou can only find a small problem like breathing.
Of the eight masters, only one of them dies before becoming a true legend! When he dies, even the ten-segment sword finger may become a lost magical skill, and will be studied crazily by future generations, just to understand the sword mind.
Not to mention his portable sword, his sword watch book, and his various ultimate uses of various major sword techniques.
But now, if such a person invites himself to join the Saint Slave, he should take over Sang Lao's position as the second-in-command, above the water ghost...
"Hey...cough, um!"
"What? What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly?" Xu Xiaoshou cleared his throat and asked seriously, but the muscles on his face were spasming.
His external expression was very calm, but in fact the flesh on his cheeks was twitching all the time.
"Change" is controlled and not shown. This is so shameless! Once again it's understandable, but again it's a bit much.
This time, even the little ferret, whose brain was shrinking, could tell that Master Shou was pretending to be crazy and acting stupid. He was obviously addicted to it.
But Ba Zunzhen was like a fool who couldn't hear anything. He raised the corners of his lips and said patiently: "Do you need me to say it a fourth time, Lord Shou?"
"Hehehehe..." Xu Xiaoshou couldn't hold back his laughter and turned to look at his junior sister,
"I originally wanted to reject him..." Lei Xi'er couldn't help laughing when she caught a glimpse of the cheap smile on Xu Xiaoshou's face: "You can do it."
"But he is so sincere!" He shouted "Shouye" three times, but still in public... Who can withstand this! If you were a water ghost, you would have to say something
"Okay, then don't answer, I will help you this time for free"! When Xu Xiaoshou turned his head and looked at Ba Zunshen again, he felt that this old boy was very handsome, and even his cloudy eyes exuded the charm of a mature man.
But he told himself not to get ahead, tried hard to control the smile on his face, regained his composure and said: "I should reject you, to be honest..."
"I am the owner of the first floor in the sky. If I want to become the second-in-command of your holy slave, wouldn't I be lowering myself..."
"No, no, no." Bazun interrupted with a smile, waving his hands.
"You misunderstood me, Master Shou." Damn it, stop shouting, please... Xu Xiaoshou's lips curled up, and he almost didn't respond directly. He pressed down the corners of his lips hard.
Ba Zunzun continued: "The first floor in the sky has been separated, and it is independent and noble."
"Just like Wuxiu and I, we will only have an equal partnership from now on."
"I can't order you, and I won't order you. After all, you won't be able to obey orders anymore. We have to discuss, discuss, make plans and assign tasks together. No one is nobler than the other." After a pause, Bazun looked familiar. There was that weird and playful expression on his face again.
Xu Xiaoshou's heart sank and he secretly thought that something was wrong. He was about to reach out and cover the old man's mouth to interrupt the spell. His words have already been spoken: "Think about it from another angle, you are still above me!"
"You are the master of the first building in the sky, and now you have stepped back to take the second-in-command position of my saint slave. This makes all my saint slaves proud, doesn't it?" I...Xu Xiaoshou Bing He was frozen in mid-air, as if his spellcasting was interrupted by the reverse direction.
At this moment, he even
He couldn't hold back the "change" anymore. He chuckled and looked at Lei Xi'er, pointed at the eight statues and said: "He, he..."
"He's so good at talking!" The smile lingered in Lei Xi'er's eyes, and she wanted to be amused to death by these two people's prank, but she only responded calmly: "You look like a fool now." Yes!
I do look like a fool! Ba Zunzun opened his mouth like this, showed his face like this, and even thought about it with his toes, he knew there would be a big pit behind him. How could he be fooled?
He had clearly tricked him so many times. Why is it that this time, the urge to be fooled is still so strong!
Xu Xiaoshou's eyes swept over the faces of the people around him. He finally calmed down his emotions completely and was mentally prepared. After planning to really refuse, he looked at Bazun Shu.
"Do you really refuse to be rewarded by Master Shou?" That damn guy actually rushed to speak out!
"No matter what else, just think of it as giving me the Eight Masters a face, okay?" Damn it! Xu Xiaoshou couldn't resist it anymore.
Having borrowed Bazun's face so many times, he realized for the first time that the power of this guy's face was actually so terrifying!
He's so good at it. This time, Xu Xiaoshou swore that even if the Moon Palace Slave came, he wouldn't be able to resist it.
"Give!"
"Today, I, Xu Xiaoshou, will definitely give you this face!" When the First Tower of Heaven was first established, it was impossible to truly break away from the Saint Slave.
Even if he is a passerby, Xu Xiaoshou would be moved by the sincere invitation of the Eight Masters Wu Zai and Zai Qi, let alone the Eight Masters?
"That made me take it."
"Even if you still want to trick me, I will admit it." Xu Xiaoshou waved his hand and pulled out the Shou Zi Ling with a grin.
It wasn't until he got the cold token that he fell back to his senses from above the soft and fluffy clouds: "But I have to tell you, if you go too far, I will turn around and leave without saying a word!" These eight deities know what they are doing. ...What a terrifying mouth, able to perform phantom sword techniques that do not trigger spiritual awakening, and lift people up into the clouds!
"Being frightened, passive value, +1."
"How could it be?" Bazunzhen smiled and stretched out his hand.
"Happy cooperation." Xu Xiaoshou lowered his head and stared at the hand quietly, the hand with only four fingers.
This will be a historic moment! My friends on the first floor of the sky, as well as my family members who have not joined us yet, if you are really cheated in the future... don't blame me!
If you want to blame it, blame Bazunzhen for being too top-notch! Xu Xiaoshou took a long, deep breath, suppressed the waves in his heart, and held the hand firmly under the witness of everyone.
"Happy cooperation..." Tsk! There was a strange sound and blood splashed. Xu Xiaoshou stared blankly at the four fingers that were removed by his right palm, and his eyes instantly lost their light.
A cold air arises from the heaven and earth, which enters from the soles of the feet and reaches the sky.
"Fuck!!"
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I was so excited that I forgot that you are a waste now..."
"Ah, no, that's not what I meant! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..." After Xu Xiaoshou came to his senses, he apologized desperately.
He even grabbed the wrist of Bazun, and hurriedly exhaled the life spirit, like caring for grass, trying to join the remaining four fingers of the disabled person opposite him, to restore his dignity, and by the way, to protect the disabled person just now. Treat everything as if it never happened.
laugh! There was another strange noise. Xu Xiaoshou's words stopped abruptly. At this moment, his soul was almost out of the shell, and his eyes were staring blankly at the extra wrist in his left hand... He looked back at his right hand, a bunch of bloody fingers... He looked at the familiar faces of Bazun again... ...so serious.
Why is this like this~ The world became quiet, and a beautiful melody immediately sounded in Xu Xiaoshou's mind.
"Hiss!" A large gasp of air finally erupted from the side. Mei Jiren dropped her paper fan on the spot.
Lei Xi'er stretched out her hand to hold her forehead and covered her eyes. The water ghost's scalp was numb, he was so frightened that he stepped back again and again, and his body froze into an ice ghost as if he had fallen into a cold cellar.
Xiao Kongtong said
After saying "Amitabha", he fell back. Zhu Yiyi subconsciously reached out to catch him, then realized and lay down together.
Mr. Han had never felt that the quality of his sleep was as good as it was today. He would start snoring as soon as his short legs kicked off.
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha." Xu Xiaoshou looked up to the sky and laughed four times. His laughter was hearty and domineering: "The wind is sunny and the sky is high and the air is refreshing. It's such an empty sky!" He hurriedly removed the pile on his right hand. He put his fingers into his left palm and stretched his hand into the void.
"Ha ha."
"Everything will be forgotten; the past is just clouds and smoke... Come out, my treasure!" Again.
"Ha ha."
"Where is my ancestor's shadow staff?" Zaizai said.
"Yo ho?"
"Even though you can't see it, it's there."
"This thing is a gift from Kong Yuhen. Unexpectedly, I, Xu Xiaoshou, and Kong Yuhen know each other. It's the one who fell into the wine..."
"That's enough." Ba Zunzhen interrupted coldly.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean it." At the critical moment, when Xu Xiaoshou couldn't summon the Shadow Staff, he was already ashamed.
A spatial crack opened in the void, which came just in time to protect the soldiers. Xu Xiaoshou's figure was wrong.
The next second, Xu Xiaoshou cried out: "Boss, you don't play like this!"
"Why don't you give me your fingers and wrists before we leave, so I can give them back to you!"
"Puch." Lei Xi'er couldn't help but cover her mouth and laughed. At this moment, everyone
He woke up from his "sleep" and looked at her in horror. The second true form, Rumeng Amnesty, also looked at her with an expression of great surprise and respect for the savior.
The eight acquaintances couldn't help but look sideways. The smile on Lei Xi'er's face froze, her pretty face turned red, and even her ears seemed to be bleeding.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to do it." She said as low as a mosquito, her voice trembling. As soon as she finished speaking, Lei Xi'er's silver hair began to change color, starting to turn black, and her body was shrinking at the same time - she actually chose the invincible escape technique from the same sect!
But halfway through, the color of Lei Xi'er's hair couldn't change back. She opened her mouth and let out a loli voice full of resistance, frightened and sharp: "I don't want to go out!"
"No, you want it."
"Don't come in!"
"No, I want it."
"You're the one who laughed, it's none of my business!"
"Ah!!" The last scream came from the normally aloof Tie Xi'er. The scene was completely out of control.
Everyone stared at Xu Xiaoshou who had successfully escaped, and then looked at Lian Xier who had failed to escape. They felt that the world had become very wonderful.
Ba Zunzhen took a deep breath. He originally didn't care much and knew that everyone would turn a blind eye.
This time it's...
"That's enough, really! You two." Bazunzhen clenched the fist of his other hand, his knuckles crackling, and the corners of his eyes twitched.
The world suddenly returned to silence. Lei Xi'er was stuck between half retreat and no retreat, her hair was half silver and half black, and her second real body even held its breath for fear of making a sound.
Everyone who was awakened in the back didn't even dare to close their eyes anymore, as if closing their eyelids would make a loud sound, drawing everyone's attention to themselves.
On the dead island of void, silence spreads. Ba Zunzhen was about to speak again, breaking the silence, showing that he was very tolerant and could ignore past grudges.
A spatial crack suddenly opened in the void... very slowly. very light. The speed is like a turtle crawling.
It seems that as long as this is the case, no one can see - everyone with wide eyes is blind! From the crack, a hand quietly reached out and gently poked the waist of the second true body.
Then he put his fingers into his palm. The first one, the second one... After stuffing the fingers, stuff the small half of the wrist.
Eh? After realizing that the capacity was not enough, the hand quietly moved to the left, and the wrist belonging to the Eight Masters was stuffed into the left palm of the second true body... indeed without making any sound.
But under the gaze of everyone, the silence at this moment was deafening.
"I've tolerated you for a long time!"
"I've wanted to kill you since the beginning of Tiansang Ling Palace!" Ba Zunzhen raised his eyebrows fiercely. After shouting loudly, he summoned Mei Jiren's folding fan to the ground and turned it into a powerful sword in the air. Stab away.
"Okay! Kill me! I deserve to die! I don't deserve to live!" The second true body roared heartbreakingly, closed his eyes, and used the ultimate killing method, trying to advance while retreating, awakening the eight A wise conscience.
After all, the Bazunzun has a good nature and can tolerate people's mistakes. What's more, Xu Xiaoshou has just joined the Saint Slave and promised to be equal.
At the last moment, he restrained himself and did not vent his anger on this innocent substitute. Only then did everyone feel that their hearts were lifted up in their throats and returned to where they should be.
At this time. After the Eight Masters mastered their power, they lost the folding fan that restricted their power.
With a sound of "Ouch", it unfolded by itself. This sound is so harsh! Louder than Zuyuan Emperor Jie’s voice!
Everyone couldn't help but glance sideways, looking at the paper fan that was held up by the tail by the Eight Masters. The big characters on the fan, flying dragons and phoenixes, so refreshing!
What everyone saw was: "It's easy to talk about." What Bazunzi saw was: "It's amazing." Mei Jiren's heart twitched and almost stopped beating.
The eight acquaintances were like puppets on strings. Kaka turned his head and glanced at this gentleman with an immortal spirit.
The old sword master had closed his eyes in advance, and there was another open paper fan in front of his face to cover his face. Two thick and colorful characters on the fan: "Sorry." You didn't mean it?
"Hmm." Ba Zunzhen groaned, his chest bulged, and the corners of his lips turned red.
