"The things you collect are naturally the best. After all, who in the world doesn't know that you like to collect things the most. When everyone has good things, who won't prepare one for you? So you said What good things are, they are completely unnecessary, because no one will have better things than you. I really don’t know what you are doing by collecting those things? They are all worthless things that have entered modern society. After that, there is no mystery about those things anymore, as long as you put in the effort, you can make them!”
Su Shi really didn't think much of the things Zhuo Qun collected, because what should I say about those things? If we look at it, in the past, they were all first-class good things, and they were all very good. However, in today's era, these things have lost some value. After all, they can be industrially produced. No matter how precious it is, how precious it can be!
Zhuo Qun now has some good things in his hands, such as Shu brocade, Su embroidery, Yun brocade, Li Guiyan ink, Chengxintang paper, official kilns from various eras, famous utensils, calligraphy and paintings, jades, and rare ancient books. Zhuo Qun has collected them all. Yes, and in terms of quantity, they are stacked according to planets. I really don’t know how to collect these things. What do they want to do? These things may have been valuable and rare treasures back then, but at this point in time in modern times, these things are really not that valuable!
"You need to know a lot of things. I collect them just for fun, and what I collect are all things from your era. If you just collect these things, you may not know it, but if you connect these with history, , it is very necessary. You may not think that those things from your time are precious, but there are still many that existed before your time. What I collect is not the current things, but those valuable things. , 87 Immortal Volumes, I have seventy or eighty of them here. I have collected them from every era. I even asked Wu Daozi and others to draw a few paintings for me, as well as Wang Xizhi's Tao Te Ching. If you want, Come to my place and pull two carts, I have plenty of these things.”
Su Shi's face turned green when he heard Zhuo Qun mention Wang Xizhi.
"Who wants that thing? Who wants that thing? It's just a guy who is a calligraphy teacher, who wants his handwriting? What's so good about it? What kind of calligraphy saint is she? She's just a child. Someone who writes calligraphy? I still want to learn from him, and Wu Daozi, isn't he just teaching children to draw? Why should I read their stuff?"
He danced comfortably in the box and called her aunt, saying that he would never associate with Wang Xizhi, Wu Daozi and others. At this time, even his younger brother Su Che couldn't stand it anymore.
"Brother, that's it. Wang Xizhi's calligraphy is indeed good. After all, he is the basis of calligraphy for children all over the country. You can't accept it. I have to say that your handwriting is as good as a toad's. There is really nothing wrong with what you say!”
Su Ze was talking about what it would be like for Su Shi and Huang Tingjian to say each other's words to each other? At the earliest, Su Shi said that Huang Tingjian's calligraphy was like snakes hanging from the treetops. Later, Huang Tingjian said that his teacher Su Shi's calligraphy was like toads pressed against rocks.
Anyway, the master and the apprentice were comparing each other's words, but at the same time they both knew that this was a kind of ridicule. However, after this kind of ridicule was known to outsiders, it turned into mutual criticism.
Nowadays, whenever someone mentions other people who are good at writing, Su Shi's face becomes uncomfortable, especially Wang Xizhi, the eternal calligraphy sage.
Su Shi would feel unhappy. After all, he was also a decent person, but he was always laughed at for his calligraphy, which made him very dissatisfied, especially when he matched Wang Xizhi and other calligraphy. Let's work together. When competing for the calligraphy teacher of primary school students across the country, he was humiliated by someone using the words "compact toad", which made him very unhappy. In his own opinion, he could still show it to others. For people, even if you teach people to write, there is no problem!
But he was still eliminated. In his opinion, he was eliminated not because of his poor calligraphy, but entirely because he was fooled by that comment that makes a toad stronger than a stone!
This made him very unhappy, but in Su Zhe's opinion, this was purely due to lack of self-awareness!
"Brother, can we have some face? You can't compete with anyone. You have to compete with Wang Xizhi. Do you think you can compare with him? If our father hears what you say, they will beat you to death. Believe it or not. The most precious thing in his hand now is the Lanting Preface from Wang Xizhi? Of course, although he doesn’t know which volume it is, for him, it is a treasure. Now if you say Wang Xizhi’s calligraphy is not good, he I can definitely give you an accessory. King Ziwei draws out seven wolves. Just think about it for yourself, at such an old age, can you still be able to withstand his seven wolves?"
"Besides, even if you can withstand the seven wolves, do you think you can withstand such a big embarrassment? If you think you can withstand such a big embarrassment, then treat it as if I didn't say anything, but you Do you think you can handle it?"
"You are a man of several decades, and if your own brain is holding you to death with a belt, do you still want to lose your face? After all, you are still the eighth person in the Tang and Song Dynasties. You should pay attention to your face. You don't have to, I want more, after all, I am the prime minister, and the prime minister cannot be embarrassed!"
Su Che did not save any face towards his brother Su Shi. He just opened his mouth and scolded him even more harshly than their father, Su Xun, scolded Su Shi.
However, Su Shi had to let his younger brother Su Che scold him like this, and he did not dare to show the slightest expression of impatience. The reason was very simple. He thought that he had offended too many people at the beginning, and it was him who was criticized again and again. His younger brother fished him out, and in order to fish him out, Su Zhe turned himself into one of the prime ministers of the Song Dynasty.
But even if Su Che reached this point, Su Shi kept changing officials along the way, because there was no way, Su Shi had offended too many people, and it was impossible for his brother to repeatedly take advantage of people.
Moreover, the relationship between his younger brother and the emperor was not that good. In short, Su Shi had to rely on his younger brother to live his whole life, otherwise he would be killed in Hangzhou and Huangzhou. What else could he do? I have no chance to study the delicacies of various places, let alone write so many poems that will last forever, because others’ exile is an exile, and Su Shi’s exile is an outing, at least when his younger brother was the prime minister, no one felt it at all. offend him.
So even though Su Shi is an eternal poet, in front of his younger brother, he is a suppressed guy with no face at all!
"I want to know what exactly you want to do? The high-quality goods you collected are really unnecessary if you just rely on selling silk to collect intelligence, because in ancient times, the place where the real situation was most circulated was in the court. , so I want to know what do you mean? Do you want to sell something, or do you have other intentions!"
Su Zhe flipped through the Tao Te Ching on the table, "It's 5,000 words, all written by Wang Youjun, plus the Lanting preface, you really have some ideas! This stuff is enough for you to change into a goldfish bag. What on earth do you want to do? Selling silk? Until now I haven't even seen your silk, but I have seen Li Houzu's paper, Li Guinian's ink, Wang Youjun's calligraphy, and Wu Daozi's paintings. These things are amazing It's not about doing business, it's something that should be brought out, so tell me, what exactly do you want to do? I still know a lot about the court of the Song Dynasty. After all, I have been the prime minister for several years, so I can still give some advice. !”
"When he saw the emperor kneeling in the dust, he started to curse the unjust king. Twenty years ago, when my mother was pregnant, Concubine Liu and Guo Huai became vicious. When the golden civet cat came to peel off its tail, she said it was... My mother gave birth to a goblin. When the old prince saw it, he became angry and pushed my mother out of the Meridian Gate to behead me. Thanks to the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty who came to protect me, I beat my mother until I could not go to see you in the cold palace. . The plan failed to bring about a better life, and it was agreed that the palace would be set on fire on August 15th. Thanks to the benefactor who came to save my life, I would save my mother and save her body in that cold kiln with broken tiles. During the day, the pain of begging for food was endless, and at night I thought Jiao'er thinks about her mother and is blinded for a while."
Zhuo Qun ignored Su Che and started singing directly, singing about beating the dragon robe.
After listening to it, Su Zhe immediately felt that the singing was really good, but the content contained in the aria was really beyond his imagination. Then he looked at Yue Yun who was called over and the neatly dressed people next to him. Xiliang three idiots.
He suddenly felt that he had made a mistake by coming here because this scene was really too scary!
But Su Shi beside him was very excited to take up the second half!
"Thanks to Bao Zheng, the grain keeper in Chenzhou, the grievances were redressed in the Tianqi Temple. When Bao Zheng returned to the court and played a book, he should prepare to get off the dragon chariot and phoenix chariot to welcome his mother step by step into the imperial city. Not only Zhongliang was not allowed, and Bao Zheng was tied up instead. If it weren't for Lao Chen Lin who remembered it accurately, you almost killed one of the Optimus Primes of the Sea Golden Beam by mistake. The more I thought about it, the more hatred I felt in my heart, and I couldn't help but feel sad for my family. .The chamberlain has seen the purple gold stick and tortured Mr. Wudao on behalf of the Ai family."
I have to say that Su Shi is indeed versatile. Even in Peking Opera, he can now sing with style. But what exactly is this excerpt? Su Shi hadn't thought about it yet. After all, this guy just went crazy on his own, drank again, and was now dizzy. He just listened to a piece of Peking Opera that he was familiar with, and started singing along. After singing, he also broke out in a cold sweat. !
"Zhuo Qun, you can't do this! This kind of thing is really difficult to handle. You have to know that wearing a dragon robe is just a drama. Drama is an exaggerated form of expression. In reality, wearing a dragon robe is not something that can be done. It's possible. One thing you need to know is that historically, Song Renzong had a very good relationship with his eldest wife. If Empress Dowager Liu hadn't protected Song Renzong, he would have been killed long ago. He died young in the Northern Song Dynasty. The princes are not one or two, but groups of two. All of Song Renzong’s sons died in infancy, and his father, Emperor Zhenzong, only had one son, Emperor Song Renzong, survive. You should know all of this, so there is something like wearing a dragon robe. It is completely impossible. Although the biological mother did not enjoy any extremely honorable treatment, her son became the emperor and she lived her life well. This was a political exchange, and the same was true for Emperor Zhenzong. I know, and I think you should also understand what these things are. After all, you have studied politics. You have studied politics more thoroughly than us, so playing dragon robes is definitely not possible. Besides, We don’t have Duke Hunde, nor do we have Marquis Chonghun!”
Su Shi was really frightened by Zhuo Qun's thoughts, but Zhuo Qun was frightened by Su Shi's reaction ability.
"You bastard, don't you understand politics? How come you know what I want to do so quickly?"
You know, in terms of political methods, Su Shi gave people the impression that he was a political novice with no means at all, so he was tossed back and forth over and over again. But now it seems that his means are still very high!
"It's not that I don't understand politics, but I don't want to participate in their bullshit politics. At that time, we needed to carry out reforms, and whether we were reformers or conservatives, to put it bluntly, they were all representatives of their own interests. There are not many people who really do it for the good of the country. If there are, then it is Fan Wenzhenggong and others. Those Qingli New Ministers who have just launched the Qingli New Deal are the ones who want to make the country better. But they haven’t met a monarch who can really make them carry out reforms, and then most of these people have become corrupt. How can we talk about politics with these people?”
Su Shi's performance scared even his younger brother. He never thought that his brother would have such thoughts. This was really beyond his expectation. In his understanding, Su Shi was a troublemaker. Guys, and very out of character!
Zhuo Qun glanced at Su Shi and said, "Don't worry, I have Duke Hunde, I also have Bigamy Marquis. I also have Yue Yun, and I have more than five to five thousand armored cavalry. With these people, even my Chonghun Marquis Neither he nor Hun Degong are from this world, but he, Zhao Gou, has to recognize these two supreme emperors. As for the two bastards in Five Kingdoms City, are they real or fake? It doesn’t matter anymore, as long as Yue Yun takes Hun De Gong. Degong and Chonghunhou were sent to Hangzhou City. So, those two bastards in Wuguo City are naturally fake. Even if they are real, they must be fake! They can only be fake! "
Zhuo Qun's words made everyone laugh. They all knew this kind of thing very well. When the fake is true, the truth is also false, and when the truth is false, the false is also true. These methods are very normal, but no one dares to do this. Just play.
But now, they looked at Xiliang Sansi who was following Yue Yun, and immediately said that you can do whatever you want with this.
