When they were all thrown together, they discovered that Tony Stark was pretending to be unconscious. This was discovered by the oil black widow Natasha. If there was a rank in pretending to be unconscious, this one would at least be a king. .
After knowing that he had been discovered, Tony Stark secretly slid it up to his chin, which he did very skillfully.
After asking everyone how they were caught, he felt much better. At least he suffered the least.
People need comparison, and many people feel much better after this comparison.
The Tin Woodman felt that he was the least injured. As long as the war stopped, he could go home immediately. He didn't even have to go to the hospital. Maybe he would have to pay a price for technology. He might not even have to go to the prisoner of war camp. He could go directly Go home.
Cap, who is a lover of tights, feels that being beaten by a group of people does not damage his reputation. You see, he is not weak, he is just outnumbered.
He felt like the best general in the world, Lu Bu, in the war between the three kingdoms of Zhuxia He also knocked down someone. This time, he won't suffer any loss for one exchange.
Unfortunately, what he didn't know was that after he was sent here, a certain cooking class monitor was preparing to cook and criticized all the people in the cooking class.
"Da Zhou, Xiao Jiang, you two are so big, why can't you suppress the little chicken that is holding the lid of the pot? This made Xiao Mao get punched several times. This kid was originally It’s not high, so I’ll give you some more hair.”
The chubby squad leader Hong pointed at the two tall, round-waisted men and said.
"It's not me, squad leader. I wasn't beaten. I was hugging his feet. It wasn't me who deserved to be beaten. You can't talk nonsense. If my partner knew about it, what about the glorious image that impressed me? Oh my God! I Why is life so miserable!?"
"That's Handsome Hu. Did you get beaten?"
Squad Leader Hong looked at the tall, thin young man making noodles on one side.
"Pull him down, Xiao Hu is holding the little chicken's waist from behind."
Da Zhou walked by holding a large basket of cucumbers.
"That's not me. I'm knocking off the lid of his pot. Who else is there?"
"Yeah, who else?"
Everyone was thinking there, wondering if they had forgotten something, but who was it?
"Lao Gao!"×5
I finally remembered who it was.
"I am as good as my own mother! Comrades, I am very sad! You have forgotten where I was beaten. You are so heartbroken!"
Lao Gao walked in at this time carrying a cow.
Everyone glanced at him: "Weren't you beaten down? Why are you okay?"
At this time, everyone remembered that Lao Gao was knocked down.
"My foot slipped, comrades, it was my foot that slipped, not the one who was knocked down. Don't talk nonsense."
Lao Gao pointed at them with his hand and said.
It seemed like it was another happy day for the cooking class. They defeated an enemy colleague today. The man was holding a pot lid. After all, he had been on the battlefield.
They never knew that the downed one was the bald eagle that had been a symbol for decades.
And Captain America, the tight-fitting maniac, didn't know that he was defeated by the people in the cooking class. He always thought that they were the real elites, and with their tacit cooperation and experience, he was not unjustly defeated!
As for the Black Widow, who was beaten fifty or sixty times by a certain woman, and now her face is swollen than her breasts. After seeing Hawkeye become one-eyed, she felt that she was very lucky, at least she didn't become one-eyed.
Hawkeye is now the most aggrieved. He has become one-eyed and is the most slandered by everyone. The fire in his heart cannot be suppressed.
Especially after seeing the second fool carrying Coke and beer with the third princess intact, I felt even more unhappy.
"How come you weren't hurt?"
Hawkeye looked at the second idiot with his one eye and asked.
"I surrender!"
The second idiot said while drinking Coke.
"Surrender? Asgardians won't surrender, won't they?"
Tony remembered that the Asgardians were all naive and would never play the game of surrender, and Loki followed him honestly. What happened?
These two would never say that they saw the Hulk being scratched alive.
After Black Widow was beaten and sent away, the Hulk went crazy. After all, Hulk and Bruce Banner are not the same person. Although they are both in the same body, they can sense each other.
But they are indeed not the same person. Banner has his own girlfriend. Although her father likes to bring people to come to him with guns, they still love each other very much.
But Hulk also has someone he likes. Although this person only accepted orders to control him, the two still got together. This person is Black Widow.
Although Black Widow likes to flirt with people and flirt around, Hulk doesn't care at all. After all, he is green to begin with.
So when he saw someone beating the Black Widow, he exploded, and his body size grew by more than a circle, which is close to three meters.
Xiang Yu and Gao Dazhuang led a few people here to watch Thor and Hulk to prevent them from appearing on the battlefield. Guys of this level are not so easy to deal with.
They are here to deal with Hulk.
Seeing that Hulk had grown in size again, Xiang Yu curled his lips and said, "Leave this broccoli flower to me. Watch those two guys and don't let them run away."
Xiang Yu wore the armor of the Star Spirit. He moved his joints, waved his arms, and stopped in front of the Hulk.
Hulk yelled at him, rushed forward, opened his arms and grabbed Xiang Yu.
"There's no rules at all. It's a pity that this body is ruined."
Xiang Yu felt a little pity that Hulk waited for my body and strength. If he had some fighting skills, Hulk should be the strongest.
It's a pity that in the smartest body, there is the most brainless man.
Xiang Yu turned aside and dodged Hulk's attack. He clenched his fist and stretched out his lightsaber to slash his ribs hard. Then Hulk fell to the ground, bleeding. On the ground, but the wound was healed when he got up.
Then Hulk shouted and Hulk rushed forward again, hitting Xiang Yu with a straight punch.
"The footwall is unstable."
After Xiang Yu finished speaking, he clenched his fists and rushed forward. The two lightsabers directly broke Hulk's tendons.
Then he kicked Hulk to the ground, smiled ferociously at Xiang Yu, waved his right hand from bottom to top, and directly dug out Hulk's spine. Lifting it up, he directly pulled Hulk's large vertebrae. out of the body.
Then Hulk fell to the ground wailing.
"The recovery ability is super strong. If your neck is paralyzed, it depends on how you recover."
Xiang Yu wiped the blood on his face and said.
