"You are too willing to give up? You underestimate him too much. This father Xu came back to recognize his son because he is his son's adoptive father. This Robin Hood is the leader of the Beijing City Planning Bureau. Father Xu came back to do real estate."
Zheng Sanpao curled his lips and said.
"After eating my wife, I eat my son again. Father Xu is so awesome."
Everyone in the room gave thumbs up, they knew how to play, they really knew how to play, they felt ashamed.
"This Lu Tao is just like him. He is a hard-fed man. He can also let people feed him hard-cooked rice. Isn't that great? He relied on eating soft-cooked food to defeat his own father's competition. The opponent’s company is not as good as it is good.”
Zheng Sanpao said.
"Co-authored, can eating soft rice be inherited?"
“It’s a skill passed down through their family.”
"The talent for eating hard food is engraved in the blood."
Everyone was amazed at the abilities of Lu Tao and his son.
My father has made his fortune all his life, which is really a gift.
"Not only that, this Lu Tao is doing real estate business on his adoptive father's territory, taking the money given by his biological father, eating soft rice from his girlfriend, and doing real estate business. Isn't that awesome?"
"And his adoptive father is from the Planning Bureau."
Zheng Sanpao snorted and said.
"That's it. Don't care about the avoidance mechanism?"
Everyone in the room frowned.
“People just casually built office buildings on the planned residential land.”
"This guy is really good at cheating on his father. His adoptive father has no grudge against him. He wants to give his adoptive father a pair of silver bracelets."
Xiaozhuang took a brush and brushed his forehead to write down.
"Zhuang, what are you doing?"
Zheng Sanpao asked, looking at Xiaozhuang who was writing rapidly.
"Write it down so I can use it in filming TV series later."
"No, where are you going to film a TV series? Do you know how to film it?"
"I went back this year to earn enough credits from college. I just got my diploma. Mr. Zhuo told me that he would support me in becoming a director in the future."
Xiaozhuang showed his graduation certificate to everyone.
"Oh, let me go, I have such a brain, you are using these real things to make a TV series, are you out of your mind?"
Zheng Sanpao shouted loudly.
"Old Pao, what are you shouting at? Are you dissatisfied with what I said?"
Zhuo Qun, who was playing with things with his back to them, turned around and said.
"It's okay, let's chat."
"It's okay. Just help me install this secret weapon. I don't know how to play with this thing. Shi Dafan, you should be able to play. Come and help me."
Zhuo Qun stood up straight and said.
"What does it look familiar?"
Shi Dafan came over.
"It looks familiar. I think I've seen it somewhere?"
Li Erniu and Deng Zhenhua rubbed their heads and said.
As Zhuo Qun's secret weapon was installed, the two of them slapped their thighs and said, "I remembered a gastroscopy/colonoscopy."
"Er Niu, are you disgusted? This is a gastroscopy, used to examine the stomach. I just went to the health center the morning before yesterday to get a gastroscopy. Can I not know?"
Deng Zhenhua sat there and looked at Li Erniu with disgust.
"It's just a colonoscopy. I just went for it the afternoon before yesterday. It can't be wrong."
Li Erniu said.
The others heard the conversation between the two and looked at each other and smiled evilly.
"Er Niu, you said you had a colonoscopy the day before you went to parachute, right?"
Zheng Sanpao asked.
"right."
Li Erniu nodded.
"You are sure that the machine you are seeing is a colonoscope."
Xiaozhuang asked.
"Yes, this is it. Zhuang, you know me. I won't lie."
Li Erniu pointed at the machine and said.
"I know you won't lie, paratrooper. Are you sure you used this machine to do the gastroscopy?"
Xiaozhuang asked.
"Yes, this is a gastroscopy. The memory of a paratrooper is infallible."
Deng Zhenhua said while wagging his fingers.
"The gastroscopy you did, paratrooper, used a speculum to extend from the mouth into the stomach."
Qiang Xiaowei asked.
"Yes, that taste is so unpleasant that it makes me want to vomit. Why are you asking this?"
Deng Zhenhua said with a grimace.
"No, paratrooper, I remember that a speculum was inserted through my anus, not through my mouth. It's unhygienic, so you can't talk nonsense."
Li Erniu said quickly.
"No, Erniu, you said you used a speculum to stick it in your anus?"
Deng Zhenhua's face suddenly turned as white as snow.
"Yes, I won't remember it wrong."
The others held their bellies and laughed.
"Don't you two know that gastroscopy and colonoscopy use the same machine? It's just that you do gastroscopy in the morning and colonoscopy in the afternoon."
Zheng Sanpao hammered the table and said.
"Er Niu had a colonoscopy done the afternoon before, and you had a gastroscopy done the next morning. Haha, you know what this means."
Xiaozhuang laughed until tears came out.
"First give it to Er Niu's anus, and then give it to your mouth. Hahaha, Deng Zhenhua, you too have today."
Qiang Xiaowei patted Deng Zhenhua on the shoulder and said.
"No, these two inspections used a machine. I didn't do it on purpose, paratrooper. I didn't know about it. If I had known, I wouldn't have checked in front of you. How do you say this? I'm sorry for you. , It’s my fault, I shouldn’t use this machine in front of you, I, I, I’m bowing to you here.”
Li Erniu was at a loss as to why Deng Zhenhua was accompanying him, and even bowed to him.
And Deng Zhenhua sat there, looking ahead without blinking, like a sculpture.
"Zhuang, please help me. I didn't mean to check in front of the paratrooper. I really didn't know that this thing would check the paratrooper's mouth after it was inserted into my anus. You have to help me."
Li Erniu grabbed Xiaozhuang's arm, which made him cry.
After Deng Zhenhua heard Li Erniu mention his anus and mouth continuously, the veins on his head popped out. He jumped up from his chair and rushed towards Li Erniu.
"Li Erniu, you and I are inseparable. I will strangle you to death."
When Li Erniu saw Deng Zhenhua rushing toward him, his body reacted faster than his brain. He punched Deng Zhenhua in the face and knocked the rushing Deng Zhenhua to the ground.
"Hey, paratrooper, are you okay? I didn't mean it. It was an instinctive reaction. You have to understand me."
Li Erniu saw that he had knocked Deng Zhenhua to the ground, and quickly stepped forward to help him up.
The others laughed even more happily when they saw it. They laughed so much that they couldn't breathe, and they all blushed and had thick necks.
They didn't expect that Li Erniu and Deng Zhenhua didn't know that the speculum used for gastroscopy and colonoscopy was not the same. This was common sense. Li Erniu could be forgiven for not knowing, but Deng Zhenhua and Shi Dafan both wore good ones. A pair of pants. People who spend more time together than their wives don’t know.
It's really, really interesting.
After Li Erniu helped Deng Zhenhua up, Deng Zhenhua punched Li Erniu like crazy. Unfortunately, his skills were no match for Li Erniu. He punched dozens of times in a row but was easily dodged by Li Erniu. opened.
"Paratrooper, I'm sorry if you can't hit me. Don't hit me anymore. If you keep hitting me, you'll tire yourself out."
Li Erniu said while hiding.
"If you let me hit you, I won't be angry anymore. I promise to kill you with one punch. You won't feel any pain."
Deng Zhenhua said breathlessly.
"Ostrich, what are you doing?"
After finishing their work, Zhuo Qun and Shi Dafan came over and looked at the happy group of people and asked.
Everyone was laughing so hard that their stomachs ached. One or two of them were sitting there crookedly, breathing heavily, and told the story of these two people.
