Chapter 12 Tang Xiaoxiao’s performance exploded

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As the tiger talisman was thrown, a golden halo bloomed.

Zhuo Qun walked out with a special force team fully armed.

"The Immortal is here, brother, look, that's the Immortal." Zhao Heng pulled Zhao Yuanzuo's sleeve and pointed at Zhuo Qun.

"Officials, behave well." Zhao Yuanyan pulled Zhao Heng from behind.

"Official, I saw this, please don't lose your dignity." Zhao Yuanzuo waved his sleeves.

"I'll go. I read that right, Teacher Daoming, Teacher Baoguo." Tang Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, "Hey, who is that young funny boy? He looks familiar."

"That funny guy, isn't he Yan Shuangying, the half-human, half-ghost with the best spear?" Deng Zhenhua covered his mouth.

"Do we still have bullets in our guns?" Shi Dafan said with a stiff smile.

"The most important question is, isn't it the Mandarin they speak?" Ye Cunxin gritted her teeth.

"What's the problem? Aren't we all speaking Mandarin?" Tian Guo replied stupidly.

"They shouldn't be speaking Mandarin, they should be speaking the Mandarin of the Northern Song Dynasty. No one can speak it now, but they are speaking Mandarin. Xiao Guoguo, our analysis is wrong. I didn't travel through time but Across the world.”

An Ran's words made everyone fall into silence. The information was wrong and dangerous.

"Guan, please let me, my brother, come and see if he is an immortal."

Zhuo Qun and others' eyes blurred as they heard a clanging sound.

"It's really indestructible. My body is like gold and iron. My sword is broken." Zhao Yuanzuo stood behind Zhuo Qun and his party, looking at the broken Shang Fang sword.

"What just happened, hygienist, aren't you a martial arts master? Did you see clearly?" Everyone looked at the torn clothes. Fortunately, they had stab-proof clothing and bullet-proof ceramics.

"This is not martial arts, it's impossible for humans, it can't be done," Shi Dafan muttered to himself.

"The normal human body's nerve response, body strength, and bone density cannot be like this." He Xue squinted her eyes.

"My luck was really good last time." Zhuo Qun touched his torn clothes and broke into a cold sweat.

"It's really not a cover-up." Zhao Yuanyan circled around the halo and put his hand over it. He didn't see his hand appearing from the other side and touched his beard. "Where is the Imperial Guard? I'm escorting you."

All around, a group of sturdy men wearing infantry armor ran out in unison.

I saw the leader with a stab in his face, "Kill the enemy with all his heart," and as soon as the man drew his sword, all the soldiers surrounded him.

"Did you see that Teacher Daoming could stretch out his hand?" Tang Xiaoxiao rubbed his eyes, "Am I dazzled? I am not dreaming."

"It doesn't hurt, I must be dreaming." Tang Xiaoxiao pinched it with her nails.

"ah."

"Xiao Guoguo, what's your name? You scared me." Tang Xiaoxiao trembled in fright.

"It was me you pinched." Tian Guo's eyes were on fire, "It still hurts so much."

"I'm sorry, you want me to give you a blowjob." Tang Xiaoxiao said that it was just a dream, and it didn't matter who he was pinching.

"Stop making trouble and be careful." Gao Dazhuang interrupted their playfulness.

"Guan, you can ask questions now." Zhao Yuanyan said it was safe.

"Eighth brother, being surrounded by so many guards is so disrespectful to the immortal." Zhao Heng waved his sleeves, "Everyone, please go down."

"If I don't say anything, who dares to go down?" Zhao Yuanyan raised the golden mace in his hand. "Here is the concave golden mace. I'll beat you when you're above me, and I'll beat your ministers when you're below. I think you dare to step down."

"Officials, listen to my eighth brother, now is not the time for joking." Zhao Yuanzuo held a coiled dragon stick in front of Zhao Heng to protect him.

"Who do you dare to break into the forbidden area without restraint?" The tattooed man held a steel whip and the sound was like a bell.

"Have you seen that hand?" Battalion Commander Sima asked the people behind him.

"There is someone over there, can you reach over?" Battalion Commander Sima asked himself, "Machine gunners are on alert."

"Tell me, how did you get in, and how did you deceive the officials before." Zhao Yuanyan inserted the golden mace back into his waist, touched the white hair on his head, walked through the guards and came to Zhuo Qun.

"It allows..."

"No." Zhao Yuanyan squinted at Zhuo Qun.

"You know what I'm going to say..." Zhuo Qun opened his mouth.

"I know what you are going to say." Zhao Yuanzuo stretched out his hand to block Zhuo Qun, "Don't you just want the guards to withdraw?"

"right."

"Want to speak to us alone."

"Yes." Zhuo Qun nodded like a chicken eating rice.

"I want to hold the official family hostage." Zhao Yuanzuo said louder and louder.

"Yes." Zhuo Qun replied subconsciously.

"No, that's not what he meant." Tang Xiaoxiao reached out and covered Zhuo Qun's mouth and nose.

"Let me tell you, this is how we, um, got here." Tang Xiaoxiao asked backwards.

"Don't ask us, think for yourself, aren't you an actor?" Ye Cunxin covered her mouth and poked her head.

"Barbie is relying on you. The aperture has disappeared. We can't go back for the time being." Gao Dazhuang looked at the aperture that scattered like yellow sand, "Use your imagination."

"us......"

"Hey, madam, it's better to let go first. Your husband is almost covered to death by you." Zhao Yuanyan's mouth twitched.

"What sir?" Tang Xiaoxiao was a little confused.

"My husband means husband, don't you know?" Ouyang Qian whispered.

"I mean, I don't have a husband." Tang Xiaoxiao still didn't react.

"He means the one who was about to die because you were holding his arms and covering his mouth." Deng Zhenhua looked at Zhuo Qun who was no longer struggling and reminded him, "He is unconscious now. If you don't let go, he will die."

Tang Xiaoxiao yelled and let go of his hand, "I didn't mean it. He is not my husband-in-law. I have nothing to do with him."

"Then tell me who you are, where you come from, and what you want to do."

"To a certain extent, we are indeed immortals." Tang Xiaoxiao waved his arms, building up momentum for himself.

"For example, these guys." Tang Xiaoxiao pointed at Deng Zhenhua and Xia Lan, "They can take someone's life from a thousand steps away."

Just as Deng Zhenhua was about to speak, Xia Lan covered his mouth and nodded together with his head.

"These guys are proficient in Hua Tuo's technique of disemboweling people and treating their illnesses." Tang Xiaoxiao continued to point at Shi Dafan, He Xue and Tan Xiaolin.

Shi, He, and Tan also nodded in succession.

"These two are proficient in the art of thunder and can summon thunder." Tang Xiaoxiao pointed at Zheng Sanpao and An Ran, and had already begun to let himself go.

Zheng Sanpao and An Ran laughed.

"This woman is proficient in the art of the Sky Eye. She can see everything within a hundred miles in one palm." Tang Xiaoxiao reached out and pulled Ye Cunxin over and looked at her fiercely.

Ye Cunxin gritted his teeth and nodded.

"As for me." Tang Xiaoxiao patted his chest, "I can talk to people within 3,000 steps."

Tang Xiaoxiao glanced sideways. He saw four people, Zhuang Yan, Qiang Xiaowei and Xiang Yu, who were tall and strong. "They are our bodyguards."

A group of special forces soldiers gave Tang Xiaoxiao a thumbs up in their hearts, "Awesome, he is worthy of being the top performer in the art troupe." They all nodded.

"Oh hehe hehe, I admire myself so much." Tang Xiaoxiao turned his head to the sky and silently gave himself a thumbs up.

"Oh, that's amazing. Brother, you hear these are gods." Zhao Heng clapped his hands in praise.

"Eighth brother, what do you think?" Zhao Yuanzuo looked at Zhao Yuanyan.

"Let me believe you, the person you choked to death is really not your husband." Zhao Yuanyan stroked his beard.

"No, no, don't talk nonsense."