"Tongzi," Zhu Yuanyuan said straight to the point, "I held a companionship ceremony with Brother Baishi last night. Should you join in? It doesn't cost too much. Just find a companion for my little one."
Tong Aotian never expected that his host would be so shameless, and he couldn't help but question his soul, "Which system holder have you seen asking Tongzi for a share of the money?"
It is just data, without flesh and blood, and does not need to follow human relationships at all.
"Why haven't you seen it before?" Zhu Yuanyuan said confidently, "You will see it now."
She can be the first person to ask Tongzi for money.
Tong Aotian, "..." The host is not a human being, so he would give up his face just to get his treasure.
Thanks to Zhu Yuanyuan's unremitting efforts, Tongzi tearfully gave her some money. Oh, it wasn't money. It was a small, half-human-tall simulation robot with a cute face. From a distance, it looked like a cub in its early teens.
Emma, such robots are like child laborers who are too embarrassed to use them.
"You can't give him a taller one," Zhu Yuanyuan complained, "it would make people feel guilty~"
Tong Aotian said coolly, "Use it if you like it. If you don't like it, you can return it to me."
"Who says I don't like it?" Zhu Yuanyuan's face changed instantly, "How can you get back the water that was thrown out after you gave it away? Tongzi Ao, you have to be more generous and don't stare at these three melons and two dates all day long. .”
"Go, go, stop confusing right and wrong for me," Tong Aotian was very angry, but he didn't say anything because it would be in vain.
Zhu Yuanyuan curved her lips and smiled, "Don't be angry at all. I'm not just making a joke because I feel sorry for you. I want to liven up the atmosphere. Look, your voice is louder now and you are super energetic."
Tong Aotian, "Thank you!!!"
It doesn't want to laugh, it just wants to be quiet. If possible, it would be nice to find a place to cry.
Unfortunately, data has no tears and can only howl.
"You're welcome," Zhu Yuanyuan waved her hand, "I haven't finished frying the fried pork yet, so I can't be distracted. Let's talk when we have time."
Use it and throw it away, that's pretty much it.
Tong Aotian became even more angry. It decided to teach the host a lesson, raised the system volume to the highest level, and then, "Ahhhh——"
The ultra-high volume suddenly erupted in the sea of consciousness, which shocked Zhu Yuanyuan. She was dizzy and had a splitting headache. She almost rolled her eyes and passed away. It took a long time to recover. There was a burnt smell lingering on the tip of her nose. When she looked closely, she saw the little crispy cakes in the pot. The meat was fried and blackened.
"What's the smell?" Hu Yin's cheeks were bulging and he looked at his apprentice in confusion, "Is the meat burnt?"
"Well," Zhu Yuanyuan quickly scooped up the burnt meat with a wooden colander and kept mumbling, "The oil should be fine, it seems to have a bit of a burnt smell. What should I do? I can't just throw it all away!"
"It's fine if it smells a little burnt," Hu Yin stuffed another piece of crispy meat into his mouth and warned while chewing, "Be careful, after frying so much pork, it can still be fried. I don't know what I'm thinking. ..."
She jabbered for a long time, until Zhu Yuanyuan's scalp was about to explode. She cursed secretly, "You are a broken Tongzi, you stinky Tongzi, you are here to harm me, just wait!"
She must seek justice for herself. If she cannot get it, she must compensate.
Tong Aotian didn't know what kind of stimulation he received. Even after he did something bad, he didn't hide away to avoid the danger. Instead, he shouted provocatively, "Just wait, just wait, use whatever ability you have, who is afraid of whom?"
As long as it dares to take down the beast god, it will ask the host if it is afraid.
Tongzi suddenly became tough and couldn't help Zhu Yuanyuan. After thinking about it, he asked tentatively, "Are you feeling sorry for the robot, deliberately looking for trouble, and want to take the gift back?"
"Nonsense, am I such a worthless person?" Tong Aotian refused to admit it.
"It's not like that," Zhu Yuanyuan shook her head, and she corrected seriously, "You are not even a human being, you can only be said to be a scumbag."
Tong Aotian was defeated.
The verbal dispute ended in Zhu Yuanyuan's victory. It was useless for Tong Aotian not to be convinced, because he was imprisoned again.
Those who have been fooled will learn to behave. Zhu Yuanyuan did not want to see Hai Zha a second time, so she decisively chose the shielding mode and continued humming a little tune.
Continue to fry crispy pork, "The weather is so sunny today, the smell of meat is everywhere, ah, the smell of meat..."
"It's so noisy," Hu Yin frowned to express his dissatisfaction, "Just do your job well and don't sing nonsense. By the way, let's have another bowl of crispy pork."
Zhu Yuanyuan turned her head and saw the empty bowl that was passed to her. She couldn't help but twitch her mouth. She took it and filled up half the bowl again. She didn't forget to tell her, "Master, eat slowly. If you eat too fast, I won't be able to finish it."
"You fried it too slowly," Hu Yin sighed. "I can think about all kinds of things while standing by the oil pan, and I'm not afraid of hot oil splashing out and scalding my face."
It won't be a big deal if it's burned to other places. Orcs have good physical constitution and strong recovery power. It will heal within a few days after applying the medicine, but it will leave scars. If there are scars on the face, it will look fierce.
My apprentice is already a fierce little female, what if she adds a scarred and fierce face?
Just thinking about it makes me worried.
Zhu Yuanyuan pursed her lips, "Master, how could you do this? I'm so good, but you cursed me to become scarred."
"It's not a curse, it's a reminder to pay attention." Hu Yin was not happy to be slandered, so he scolded him with a straight face, "You are such a big man, you can say anything, and you are not afraid of making people laugh."
"What are you afraid of?" Zhu Yuanyuan raised her chin and said arrogantly, "Anyone who laughs at me deserves a beating. Just slap him with a big slap."
Hu Yin half-smiled, "You're pretty awesome."
"Master taught me well," Zhu Yuanyuan replied modestly.
The short crispy pork had to continue to be fried. The master and the apprentice could not talk much, and soon returned to the state of one frying and the other eating. By the time all the marinated meat was fried, Hu Yin had already eaten so much that he could walk away, and there was only one left. The crispy meat underneath can barely cover the bottom of the basin.
Zhu Yuanyuan couldn't believe her eyes, "Master, isn't it too much for you to eat like this?"
It's not easy to fry skewers, Zhu Yuanyuan sighed.
Oh, I almost forgot, if there is no skewer signature, it is not fried skewers, it can only be eaten as fried small crispy pork.
"Are you going to eat?" Hu Yin asked, "If you want to eat, eat it quickly and have a full lunch. If you don't eat it, I will put it in the cellar and save it for later."
Zhu Yuanyuan exclaimed, "You have such a beautiful idea!"
This sounds like a good thing, but the tone is filled with sadness and sigh.
"It's a good thing to live your life with an open mind," Hu Yin tried to comfort him in a gentle tone, "As long as you don't seek death, your life can be saved."
Zhu Yuanyuan was speechless and choked. No, why did you jump to save your life? What were you talking about just now?
There are too many things and they are too complicated to remember clearly. As I get older, my memory is not good and there is nothing I can do about it. I will look for it in the mall to see if there are any medicines to prevent Alzheimer's disease.
Suddenly a pair of hands stretched out in front of him and went straight to the basin filled with small crispy meat. Zhu Yuanyuan could not think about anything else and quickly pulled the basin to his side, "Master, stop it, I haven't even eaten it."
"I thought you didn't want to eat it," Hu Yin said with no concealment of disappointment in his eyes.
"Eat!" Zhu Yuanyuan said firmly, "If you don't eat, why do you do it?"
"Okay, okay, the rest is yours," Hu Yin returned to his usual cold expression for a second, "If you want to eat, just say so, don't be irritated."
