"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat," Hu Yin waved his hand impatiently, "Hurry up and get it, I will eat this meat tonight. How can I, a big man like me, steal my apprentice's food? It's too much to tell. Shameful!"
After saying this, he put the meat on the ground and turned back.
It was too cold and windy outside. Even if the cotton clothes were warm, he was unwilling to go out. It would be more comfortable to go back to the kang and lie down early.
Zhu Yuanyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. The master was so awkward. He was obviously worried that her portion of fresh meat would be eaten up, so he deliberately made up for it, yet he chose to make such a fierce gesture.
I trotted over and picked up the meat, weighing it casually. It weighed seven or eight kilograms.
"Master is as generous as ever~" she sighed softly.
I carried the meat back home, closed the door, and sat in the kitchen staring at the burning fire in a daze. I usually go out early and come back late, so I don’t think there’s anything wrong with living alone, but it’s snowing heavily outside, so it’s hard to go out now. , actually felt a sense of loneliness.
An illusion, it must be an illusion!
Brother Baishi had just left not long ago, and he had just come back after talking to his master. His buttocks were not even hot, so how could he feel lonely?
Putting aside the strange thoughts in her mind, Zhu Yuanyuan put all the uneaten French fries and fried chicken into the space warehouse. The fried food will soften after being out of the pot for a long time, and the taste will lose the crispness at the beginning. Even if it is fried again, it will not be good. To eat, you have to keep it well.
There is no one else at home, and the cold snowy day is not suitable for running around the house. It is just suitable for eating melon seeds and watching dramas.
The system has the function of playing audio and video, but you have to pay to use it. It is two star coins per hour. It is not expensive and you can use it when you are bored.
There is just a small problem. Many of them require VIP or separate payment. There are too few free dramas, and most of them are cartoons. Although they are not ugly (very good), it does not prevent her from complaining.
"You can watch a one-hour drama with two star coins, and you can't watch all the dramas. Are you trying to steal money, Tongzi?"
Tong Aotian can only look at the outside world when the host is doing his daily routine, and the time is also very short. This means that the host can relax more while watching a drama, and naturally he doesn't want to make others unhappy.
So he said in the voice of a two or three-year-old boy, "Host, what you said is so heartbreaking. I only charge two stars per hour for watching the show to maintain energy balance. All other charges are the same." It has nothing to do with it~~」
Zhu Yuanyuan was stunned for a moment, "No, can you be normal?"
When she was first bound, she was really fascinated by the cute milky voice and regarded Tongzi as the little angel who came to save her.
However, Tongzi couldn't keep calm, and soon revealed his true colors as a black-hearted capitalist, trying to control her thoughts, and kept squeezing her as a coolie. It wasn't until they had a falling out that he restrained himself.
Nowadays, the boy's milky voice has returned to the world, but she doesn't like hearing it anymore, she only feels scared.
"I'm normal," Tong Aotian explained aggrievedly, "This is the voice given to me by the main system, and the rest are all voice changer effects."
"No, I'm an adult now, and you're a grown-up too. How can you still have the same voice as the Milk Baby from more than ten years ago?" Zhu Yuanyuan had reason to question, "Could he be doing something bad and pretending to be cute to evade responsibility? Bar?"
"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Tong Aotian denied Sanlian. It did not change its voice and continued to retort in a boyish voice, "Tong Aotian is just data, different from you humans."
In order to prove its innocence, it gave a long explanation. The general meaning is that time has no concept for the system, and the data will not grow up at all for decades.
Of course, the more experience you have, the more you know.
"You are so powerful when you fall," Zhu Yuanyuan laughed angrily, "You have so much experience but not so much age. I want such a good thing too."
Tong Aotian was silent.
It actually knew that the explanation was ridiculous, but otherwise it couldn't cover up the fact that it deliberately used a boy's milky voice to act coquettishly and try to get away with it.
Even if each other knew what was going on, they could still pretend to be stupid until the fig leaf was pulled off.
Alas, it is too difficult to be a leader, especially after the host grows up and becomes shrewd. It is not easy to deceive others, so you have to admit defeat.
"Forget it, it's useless to tell you," Zhu Yuan
Yuan Yu said with disgust, "I still have to respond to the main system, and occasionally let go of the restrictions, allowing me to enjoy watching the drama."
Tong Aotian originally planned to swallow his anger, show off his sincerity, and shake hands to make peace as soon as possible, but when he heard this, he couldn't help but complain, "I see you really like watching cartoons, every time you watch them Very fascinated."
Just last time, I originally said I would watch it for two hours, so I paid for it with star coins. But then I couldn’t watch it enough and continued it for another three hours. I couldn’t bear to turn it off until it was almost early in the morning.
If it weren't for the fear of sleeping in and being unable to get up the next day, it doubted that the host would be able to watch it all night long.
Tongzi probably held it back too much and couldn't stop talking. He shook off his true thoughts. After he finished speaking, he felt a little annoyed and tried to make up for it, "I just said nonsense because I was too angry. Just pretend that I didn't." Hear it!"
"Words that are spoken are like water that is thrown out. There is no way to take it back," Zhu Yuanyuan said slowly, "Tongzi, you are too naive."
I think back then, Tongzi used the word innocence to insult her, but now she has returned it. It feels good, and she can use it again if she gets the chance.
I read that the host’s thoughts were almost autistic, “Let me tell you, the two of us have a small grudge, do we need to hold grudges until now?”...
It admitted that it had made some small plans to take advantage of its host, but most of them were unsuccessful. Even if it succeeded by luck, it would be punished or retaliated later.
Punishment comes from the main system, revenge comes from the host.
Tong Aotian sometimes felt like he was the stuffing in a sandwich biscuit, stuck in the middle and unable to move, and could only wait for someone to eat it.
Tongzi felt bitter in his heart and risked his life to speak out, but it was of no use.
Zhu Yuanyuan said very harshly, "It's necessary. As long as we are still bound together, the hatred will not disappear."
Tong Aotian, "..." Destroy it!
Tongzi was really desperate when she met such a petty host.
"I'm going to watch a cartoon," Zhu Yuanyuan grabbed the caramel-flavored melon seeds and cracked them. The skin of the melon seeds was carefully spat out in the packaging bag, and she casually warned, "Don't disturb me, if the experience of watching the TV series is not good enough. , I will complain directly."
Tong Aotian pretended to be dead and didn't answer, pretending that he didn't hear anything.
"If you don't answer, it will be regarded as acquiescence," Zhu Yuanyuan solemnly stated, "If you regret it midway, it will not work. I will give up the championship competition and make all your expectations come true."
Speaking of this, Tong Aotian dared to remain silent, and immediately said, "Don't worry, host, I will definitely not go back on my word."
Just don't disturb the host while watching TV series. It knows this question. In being blocked day after day, it has already learned to have fun for itself and will never be stupid.
Zhu Yuanyuan was very satisfied. She was willing to quarrel and talk nonsense with Tongzi just to lighten her mood. Now that she wanted to watch a drama more, she was naturally impatient to continue talking, but she couldn't shut up Tongzi.
Although she was suspected of burning bridges, she didn't care because no one else knew about it.
