I haven't gotten off work yet. I don't have time to update today. I'm going to take a day off...
To make it up to you, let me tell you a joke.
After three people died and went to heaven, the welcoming angel said: "Heaven is full and there is only one place left. Two of you have to go to hell. Come to my office and tell me how you died. The one who died the most miserably." That one stays.”
The first person came in and said: "I am just an ordinary office worker. When I came home today, I saw that my house was in a mess and a thief had been attacked. After searching around, I found two fingers hooked on the balcony. The thief had not had time to escape. . So I picked up a hammer and broke one of his fingers. Who knew that this guy was still alive after falling from the fifth floor, so I picked up the refrigerator at home and threw it down to kill him! Unfortunately, because of the excessive force, I also had a heart attack I got sick, and then I ended up here.”
The second person came in and said: "I was exercising at home as usual today. Who knew that the balcony fence was loose? When I was holding on to the fence and looking at the scenery, it suddenly fell off. Thanks to my quick reaction, I hooked it with two fingers. The balcony of the resident downstairs. Who knew that instead of saving me, he picked up a hammer and broke one of my fingers. Thanks to my strong body, I survived the fall from the fifth floor and survived. As a result, a The refrigerator fell from the sky and killed me."
The third person came in and said: "I died the worst. I am a thief. I worked as usual today. I opened the door and entered a house. I rummaged through the cabinets and found nothing valuable. I was about to leave when I heard someone opening the door. I hid in the house in desperation. It went into the refrigerator. Then I felt weightless, and then there was a loud bang and I was here."
