Chapter 7 The funniest joke

"Aha! Guess what! You're grounded! Little Hicks bastard!" Solena said cheerfully. The tone is exactly the same as "Welcome home! Today is your birthday. My baby!"

Hicks struggled desperately in her hands. What she received in return was a violent shaking that almost made her vomit out - the ichthyosaur she had eaten seemed to have made its real attack after entering her stomach. Solena held Xikis's legs, humming a weird song, and a circle of bulges high up in the castle began to dance in circles.

With such abundant care, Hikis's little rebellious behavior soon came to an end. Solena stopped circling after Hikis stopped moving for a long time, flapped her wings, and landed on the owl's back leisurely - it had become healthy - maybe it had never been unhealthy, and it had changed. It became the size of a small hill and fell at the bottom of the castle, making it look like a birdcage.

"This is no fun."

Hicks flicked her tongue feebly. In exchange, Solena spun her around twice on the tip of her claws, and then casually scooped her deep into the owl's feathers.

The hot, frizzy smell hit her face, and with it came Solena's paws. Two clamps directly on the shoulders. It doesn't matter, she doesn't have the strength to stand up at this moment anyway——

Xiqisi groaned and spat out a pool of fish scales. Solena was already sitting comfortably on her belly. Heavy as hell.

"Oh~~" The weight twisted her body, squeezed her ribs, and made an emotional voice:

"This reminds me of the time before you were hatched! How interesting our lives were back then!"

"Then I was born and ruined everything," Hikis said with difficulty. She made up her mind to make this statement sound rather sarcastic. The effect is rather like self-repentance. Especially "born" sounds like "animal". Terrible.

"This also reminds me of the time before you were resurrected. My life was very interesting at that time." She tried her best to make a temporary remedy.

"You are so bad. Worse than a poached egg. Worse than a boiled egg." Solena showed a hurt expression - an expression that could not be revealed even if the disguise was obvious. She quickly narrowed her eyes into slits and spoke condescendingly:

"Where did you go today?"

I won't tell her. Hicks thought viciously. If only this vicious reaction could stop Solena from pecking at the hair on her head. So far, it's just a fantasy that hasn't come true. Solena stuck out her tongue and tilted her head to look at her. Hehexiao:

"You went to 'calyx' again. Didn't you?"

"Bah. No way."

"That's right. The toys there are really not that good, Hicks. They'll die if you mess around with them."

"Nothing about the new one. I played with her for a while, but it just made her vomit blood. She even remembers her own name." Hikis snapped. Then I immediately regretted it. She really wanted to deny Solena, but she fell into the trap again. The traps were so stupid and childish, and the number of them annoyed her. Hitting it would only make her angry at herself.

As she didn't expect, Solena let out a high-pitched laugh. She never missed a joke. Even if it is extremely small, it has been said thousands of times. Hicks suddenly preferred that the grounding should begin now.

"You're so boring," she said. "I just left the window open. If you really don't care about anything, why do you care if the 'steam' can be seen?"

Solena clicked her tongue. But Hikisi resisted her weakness and insisted on continuing: "We have been seen. The guys of 'Calyx' know my existence. No matter what you want to insist on, you have failed. Hahaha." The last laugh The small one is almost inaudible. But she must laugh.

She reluctantly raised her head and saw the smile on Solena's face disappear, and she almost fainted with satisfaction.

"Calyx's toys are all abandoned from other places. No one will hear the words of abandoned guys." Hikis heard her say slowly.

This was within her expectations.

"I hear them. They know me. I'm not abandoning them. I'm not abandoning the fun." She followed up with prepared remarks and laughter. "And I'll be running around. I'll accidentally reveal information about them. Unless you want to lock me up forever. Haha. And that's obviously not possible—"

"Ahaha. Why is it impossible?" Solena imitated her tone. He tilted his head to look at her and blinked.

Hikis sneered. "That's a bad joke. Come on. You are the best today. My bad mother. I will stay in the car for two days. Then we will do our own thing. I will still leave the windows open. Next time you It won’t be so easy to catch me! Ha! I told you in advance!”

"Ha! This is no joke." Solena raised the corners of her mouth.

Hicks looked at her. I didn't react at first. Because every word that this guy who is considered her mother used to say was a joke. But this time even she couldn't deny this obvious fact:

Solena was serious this time.

"No way?"

She subconsciously wanted to sit up. Solena squatted on her chest and abdomen motionless. Heavy as a mountain.

"No?" she repeated. "You can't lock me up forever. It won't do you any good... It's boring!!" She felt her voice trembling. Damn it. "You never do anything boring!!"

"Isn't that right? It's really boring. Little bastard." Solena covered her mouth with one wing and yawned. The eyes were shining brightly. "But who makes you my little bastard? I have to do something boring. For example, lock you in a car and don't cause trouble. Then seal the windows completely——

Forever. "

"Don't!" Hikisi reacted completely. Scream. "Don't lock me up forever! Mom! I know I was wrong! It's true this time! I promise I will close the windows in the future! I won't go to 'Calyx' to play anymore!! I will be obedient!! Give me one more time Chance!!!"

"This joke is pretty average, pretty average. Haha." Solena whistled as she said it.

The owl fluttered its wings and flew up. There was a series of crisp closing sounds from where the wings passed. The light inside the "steam" gradually dimmed.

"I'm not kidding!!" The plea was in vain, and anger surged in Hikis's heart. "Big bastard! If dad were still alive, he wouldn't let you do this to me!!"

Solena chirped and sang. no answer. Hicks held out the faintest hope that she would stop suddenly at the next moment and say, "This is a prank. You've been tricked again. Little bastard."

But no such thing happened.

The darkness slowly soaked her. At the last moment when the light disappeared, she thought of another extremely illusory possibility.

When leaving the 'calyx', she told the new toy lying in a pool of blood that she would come back tomorrow to tease her. Maybe after she disappeared, the fish picker named 'Ya' would notice something strange and come to save her?

She thinks this is the funniest joke today.

(End of chapter)