Nese ignored him. Willie Xiao was not in a hurry to talk - after all, the funeral was imminent and there were countless things to do. He rushed out, rolling around the venue like a bad pinball, frantically checking the mechanism, adjusting the position of the banquet supplies, the lighting and the angle of the separated sculptures. It was almost an hour before he came back to Nese's side, with a lot of sludge on his face:
"What did you just put in that cannon?"
"My eulogy."
"Okay. It hasn't been converted, but there shouldn't be any objections to this article..." Willy Xiao said to himself, stretched out his index finger, pointed in front of him and muttered something, then he took a deep breath and sat down.
He raised his head and glanced at Nese, "Thanks. Xiaowei."
Nesai frowned, "What can I thank you for?"
"Oh. You just saved me." Willy Xiao smiled, "Although I don't know what happened. But a guy who looks exactly like you attacked me just now. It's really dangerous! That guy is an undead, right? ? He probably came from the necropolis." He pursed his lips at the gray marks on the ground. "Anyway, Xiaowei, you arrived in time, saved me from his hands, and treated me carefully. Fan. You are today’s big-savior..."
"I only performed necessary resuscitation." Nesse said coldly, "Your recovery ability is beyond normal limits."
Willy Xiao shook his hand confidently.
"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." He grinned, "Don't be embarrassed. Face your achievements boldly! You should be proud of yourself!
If it weren't for you, I would definitely be doomed. Then everyone would not be able to attend the best funeral in the world today. Do you know what a loss this will be? Thanks to you! In another, oh, half an hour, thanks to you, we will be able to get together..."
Nesse turned and stared at him. Willy Xiao swallowed. "Wow. Your eyes look like they're on fire. Come on, Xiaowei. Be happy, you're going to a funeral. But do you know what's in your eyes now? It's the same as usual. Pain. Lots and lots of it. pain……"
He was interrupted.
"I attacked you," Nesse said. "That's me."
"That's right. It's a guy who looks exactly like you."
"There is no identical guy. It was me who attacked you." Nese frowned.
"It's exactly the same." Willy Xiao didn't seem to hear him and continued to murmur in a low voice, "It's so scary... maybe it's a copycat. Or a masked spirit..."
"I attacked you. I. With this hand! Willy Shaw! Did you hear that?!
! "
The last sentence was punctuated by a roar of air. Nese lifted Willy Xiao up in the air. But the mystic scholar struggled and made a chirping sound.
He didn't listen at all, he was overjoyed.
Nesai dropped him with a livid face. Wei Li Xiao laughed so hard that he punched the ground, and it took more than ten seconds before he said anything: "It's amazing. Xiao Wei. You never joke. It's quite funny to suddenly make one——"
"I'm not kidding. If you still pretend not to hear..."
"No. No, no. I hear it. I know it. And I believe it. I believe it. I believe it."
Willi Xiao tried his best to control his expression not to laugh, and nodded repeatedly.
"I believe you attacked me inexplicably. And then saved me inexplicably. I just thought you thought I was too tired and wanted me to rest for a while. So - what is that?" The mystic scholar's eyes flickered towards the gray Yinzi: "——Is that lizard saliva? Or did a big snail just run too fast and left it behind when we weren't paying attention?"
He couldn't help laughing again.
But Nese didn't laugh.
"Those are indeed the remaining traces of an undead spirit." He seemed to lose his temper and said indifferently.
"Uh-huh -" Willy Xiao covered his mouth, "Pfft."
"This undead came with me. I asked him to come with me because I thought their concept was worth a try.
, they will try to form an alliance with the Prime Material Plane... and it was my own idea to kill you. "
"Oh. Really? Why?"
Willy Shaw originally wanted to ask and answer his own questions, but Nese answered as quickly as a marble:
"Because you annoy me."
"Caught!
Hahaha! look!
You were caught by me immediately. This makes no sense at all!
"Weili Xiao laughed loudly, "Listen, you just revealed the biggest flaw yourself. Xiaowei, don't say weird things. We have known each other for such a long time, and we have been through life and death. How can you hate me? And me?"
"Why don't I hate you? Just because we spent some boring time together? I think this is a good opportunity to start over. Starting with you, we will eliminate all the self-righteous consumers in the world. You, maybe Next is the tyrant of hell, Lord Beelzebub.”
Nesai looked into the distance with a cold voice, "But in the end I feel that your crime is worthy of death. But don't get me wrong. I still hate you."
"What do you hate? I am a human being too! Just like you! Don't deny this!" Willy Xiao shouted.
"That's right. That's why."
Willy Xiao was stunned for a moment, scratched his face, and looked at Nese for a while, as if he wanted to see his brain from his skull.
He looked at it for a while.
"Yeah...no matter what, you still saved me." Willy Xiao hesitated and said. "We also killed the undead. Uh. He is your new friend, right? It's a bit despicable, but don't be embarrassed. Xiaowei. I don't know what you experienced in the Killing Realm..."
His tone was still optimistic, and the smile on his face became a little darker.
There was a thunderous sound of space tearing in the distance.
Visible to the naked eye are several groups of brilliant lights, pulling long tails and rushing towards this side.
Willy Xiao rolled up like a spiral that suddenly started, wiping the mud from his face.
"Guests have already arrived!"
He clapped his hands and became excited again. He turned to Nese and spread the message, "Cheer up. The best funeral in the world is about to begin! Okay! Don't worry! Get ready to enjoy it!"
Not allowing the other party to answer, Willy Xiao forgot the topic just now and began to mutter something while counting the items and devices in place.
He had inventoried these items a dozen times. The answers he got during the previous seven counts were satisfactory to him. But you still have to make sure nothing goes wrong. He is so cautious and professional...
"I heard there is something fun here!"
A light ball landed not far away, and a purple garlic-nosed monster popped out. "I heard there is delicious food here!" Another purple child also landed and kept shouting.
"That's right! Come here!" Willy Xiao greeted them loudly.
"I heard there are dead bodies here!
"Another purple child landed, "Show us!"
"Show us! Show us!" cried all the purple children.
"No problem. Please - go this way to the cemetery." Willy Xiao pointed to one side skillfully...
Then he suddenly realized that he had made a big mistake.
"Corpse!
!
"
He rushed out of the ceremony square, knocking over a dozen withered lanterns along the way.
"Corpse!
!
!
! "
Willy Xiao ran wildly, screaming all the way, "I forgot to take the little guy's body!
!
"
