"Excrement?"
"Poop. Weekly Poop Report"
"stool."
Amplitude Three Hundred tried hard to imitate, and finally succeeded in pronouncing these two syllables. After seeing the human opposite him nodding, he said awkwardly: "I don't understand. Why is it feces?"
"You don't understand! If you want to understand a material creature, there is no faster way than analyzing feces!" Willy Xiao said seriously, playing with a clockwork bird in one hand. He has already figured out the furnishings of the stall tower, and now coming here feels like going home - where is it not going home? The whole world is his home. "Feces contains a lot of information - and it's all undisguised information." He twisted the clockwork under the bird's belly a few times and continued to patiently explain to Amplitude 300:
"And they are all what we want to collect! By analyzing feces, we can easily learn a creature's biological species, health status, food details, and even its recent mood. Think about it, if we ask these things one by one, What a hassle! Do you understand?" Willy Chausson wrote, and the mechanical bird jumped out of his hand, hit the head of the sonic structure with a "squeak", and started working - turning its round head A lifeless peck.
"I...ah? Oops! Oops, ouch, ouch!" A buzzer sounded with an amplitude of 300, and a fat hand touched the top of his head, trying to drive away the bird, but with no success at all - the bird was in the structure The overhead construction was completed and quickly flew back to Willy Xiao's hands. Amplitude 300 grabbed something on his head and spread his palms in front of his eyes - they were many ash-like thin metal fragments mixed with some orange particles.
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"Shit?" it said. After looking at the metal scraps for a while, "It has porous sulfur and pine lead beads in its belly. The beads are detachable structures... I see!" It seemed to understand all of a sudden, and it made an eager beeping sound to say something else. Was patted hard on the forehead by Willy Xiao:
"What are you doing blindly analyzing! This is a robot bird! Let's talk about the key point, "Weekly Stool Report"! From now on, all samples in the filing area will be recorded every day. Remember?"
"Remember. Master Willy Xiao. But in a month I..."
"I know, I know. You are going to die. I will help you. Can I still help you?! Come on. You can only bring up this topic once a day. This will make all good luck disappear!"
"……good luck?"
"Go and check it yourself! I'm so busy! Why hasn't Izaint come back yet?"
…
For an amplitude of 300, Willy Shaw is really a difficult sound source to understand. However, it still followed the instructions of "Master Willy Shaw" with a vague understanding of it - after all, it couldn't find anything else to say without Chaint.
The next day, it collected a day's data according to its own understanding, but Willy Xiao did not come. He is indeed very busy. Amplitude 300 rearranged the data several times, waited for a while, and when he went out to look for it, he was stopped by a guy who looked a bit like Willy Xiao.
"Hello, have you seen..." it asked.
"What's this?"
Nesse did not answer directly, but pointed to the thing it was holding - he was also a sound source with an amplitude of 300 that was difficult to understand, and it was different from the one that Veri Xiao could not understand - he could pick up the sound from his heart. It was strange to hear Echaint's voice. However, because Chaint is trustworthy, the guy in front of him must also be trustworthy - Master Willy Xiao said, don't say anything to an untrustworthy guy.
So he can say anything now.
So Amplitude 300 obediently answered his question. The principle of collecting fecal data was even explained in detail, “still through the vibration of sound waves.”
"Does excrement make a sound?"
"Everything has a sound." Amplitude Three Hundred replied obediently, "I just picked out the ones that meet Master Willy Xiao's requirements..."
"Master Willi Xiao?" Nesai snorted.
"Do you know where he is now?"
"I don't know. Let's go." Amplitude 300 heard the guy on the other side say. At the same time, I heard his heart become noisy, like a piece of music persisting on broken strings. "Pay attention to your health." It picked out a newly learned phrase to say goodbye to him, but was stopped again.
"Wait a minute," Nesse said. "Tell me again about the sound of excrement."
Of course it said that.
…
"Idiot! I won't be here for a while, and you're causing so much trouble!" Willy Xiao wailed. Amplitude Three Hundred didn't understand why, but he just said correctly and weakly: "It's not trouble. It's work."
"Too much work is trouble! Besides, this isn't work at all, it's madness!"
Willy Xiao twisted the wind-up bird hard, and the poor little bird made a squeaking sound, as if it was about to fall apart in the next second. "How can you agree? I shouldn't have brought up this idea! The person who monitors the entire file area Feces information - just right for us two smart and capable guys. Monitor the changes in feces in an entire plane - just turn me into feces!"
"Really?"
"False! This is just rhetoric! It's an exaggeration!" Willy Xiao was furious and flicked the wind-up bird irritably. The bird flew out of the window like lightning and disappeared. Willy Xiao waved his hands wildly and stared at Amplitude 300: "What does he want to do? Huh? Why does he want so much excrement information?"
"……I have no idea."
"I know! This is just rhetoric! It's a rhetorical question! I know what he wants to do! But we are busy with everything right now, right? With Chaint gone, we need to rest! Where are the others?"
"……have no idea."
"You can even hear excrement, but you can't tell where a person is?"
"He's not human."
"I know!!!! This is just rhetoric!!!! It's... pay attention to the point!!!" Willy Xiao pinched his bangs and controlled himself not to go crazy, "I mean... Where is this super invincible hapless guy you just talked to?"
"I don't know." A small beep with an amplitude of 300 means: "I just answered it."
"I didn't ask you the same question...well I did. It was omitted!!!!!!!!! Think about it!!!!!! Or bring him to see me!!!!!!"
"I'm here."
Nesse walked in outside the door. In his hand he held the wind-up bird that had just flown out - yellow bullets leaking from the bird's beak.
"...Oh." Willy Xiao stopped, looked at him with a sullen face for a while, waved his hands, put his hands on his hips and began to breathe heavily. Amplitude 300 Cover your ears.
"I am now a guardian. Everything I do is to protect the main material plane." Nese said.
Willy Xiao's face turned purple again - this time he was suppressing laughter. He gave Nese a thumbs up: "Okay, young man. When will you be able to say such things without changing your face and without your heart beating?" : 'In order to protect the peace of the world, I want the fecal information of the entire plane!'"
Nese looked at him expressionlessly, "This is just rhetoric."
"What rhetoric?"
"Beautiful drawing," Nesse said.
Amplitude Three Hundred took the hand off one ear and covered it again after half a second: "That's it."
Nese nodded towards Willy Xiao. "Are you going to do it?"
